Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year, we’ve decided to keep the same format for 2019. For those of you new to this, instead of focusing our attention on just the head coach of our opponent, we make jokes about anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Sean McVay looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you still enjoy reading this as much as we like doing it. -BS
To get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Rams, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.
Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.
Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Rams organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.
CSR looks like: Rams edition...
Cooper Kupp looks like he has unwittingly bought at least one bag of oregano in his lifetime.
Jared Goff looks like a fifth-generation fraternity legacy at UVA.
Sean McVay looks like the guy who calls everyone “buddy” without having earned the right.
Stan Kroenke looks like the banker who’s secretly funding a speakeasy in a 1930s gangster movie.
Clay Matthews looks like he frequently has to ask his wife to call his manhood “Samson, like the hero.”
Aaron Donald looks like the chart that Cam Newton points to when the doctor says “now, tell me why you’re here.”
Jacob McQuaide looks (and sounds) exactly like a long snapper.
Blake Bortles looks like the guy who’s not supposed to be at the frat house but he’s doing his best to convince everyone he belongs.
Sean McVay looks like Captain America after he has completed his pretrial rehab for roids.
Cooper Kupp looks like the guy who still uses surfing slang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in day to day conversations.
Aaron Donald looks like the reason the NFL is switching to two-hand touch rules in 2020.
Jared Goff looks like he hasn’t noticed that his corner convenience store closed and reopened as a dispensary.
Clay Matthews looks like a guy who likes to watch film.
Eric Weddle looks like he owns a vape shop next door to a laundromat.
Cooper Kupp looks like the pool boy who always flirts with your mom a little too much for your liking every time he comes to clean the pool.
Andrew Whitworth looks suspiciously like Sean McVay’s childhood mailman.
Stan Kroenke looks like he went to Jared based on the number of diamonds missing from his fingers since Wednesday.
Cooper Kupp looks like a background dancer in a Katy Perry music video.
Greg Zuerlein looks like a generic “create-a-player” from a video game.
Sean McVay looks like the small town minister who runs an underground gambling operation.
Do you have any looks like jokes you want to share? Or, would you like to talk about your favorites? Either way, let’s hear from you!