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We’ve brought back our tribute to the Dan LeBatard Show’s looks like game for our Week 5 matchup with the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Tennessee Titans v Jacksonville Jaguars Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images

Ed. Note - We’re switching it up a bit this week because we’re playing the Jaguars and Gardner Minshew is their quarterback. That should be all the explanation you need. -BS

To get us prepared for tonight’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.

Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.

Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who Gardner Minshew looks like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, Gardner. We’re not trying to hurt your feelings here and we genuinely love you, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.

CSR looks like: Gardner Minshew edition...

Gardner Minshew looks like the guy who winks at you after he walks out of your mom’s room at 6 a.m.

Gardner Minshew looks like the guy in your office who won’t stop talking about the health benefits of alpaca milk.

Gardner Minshew looks like the lead singer for a Steeley Dan tribute band.

Gardner Minshew looks like he does keg stands at funerals.

Gardner Minshew looks like he signs autographs with the name “The Beast Slayer”.

Gardner Minshew looks like a guy who wears exclusively cheetah print underwear.

Gardner Minshew looks like he can non-verbally communicate with animals.

Gardner Minshew looks like the guy who has too good to be true deals on used electronics on Craigslist.

Gardner Minshew looks like he has a viciously loyal pet eagle named Soar.

Gardner Minshew looks like a fighter pilot who calls himself “Fly Boy”.

Gardner Minshew looks like a guy who will pull over, change your tire, and only request you “keep it real” as payment

Gardner Minshew looks like the reason your parents are getting a divorce.

Gardner Minshew looks like the Assistant Sensei at Cobra Kai dojo.

Gardner Minshew looks like his at-home work out routine involves more cinder blocks and alligators than kettle bells and treadmills.

Gardner Minshew looks like the assisted living nurse aide who teaches a weekly necklace-making workshop.

Gardner Minshew looks like the poster that the Marlboro man grew up with on his bedroom wall.

Gardner Mishew looks like a Vietnam combat helicopter pilot who always has the best weed.

Gardner Minshew looks like his post game recovery drink is whatever bourbon your parents keep in their liquor cabinet.

Gardner Minshew looks like he drinks Bang.

Gardner Minshew looks like he owns a successful chain of vape shops.

Gardner Minshew looks like he grew up with a motivational poster on his bedroom wall that said “Put the ‘do’ in your own voodoo.”

Gardner Minshew looks like he’s recently listed a $500 OBO 1982 Pontiac Trans Am in Auto Trader.

Gardner Minshew looks like he has half a closet full of howling wolf t-shirts.

Gardner Minshew looks like the much younger man your mom dates after the divorce who you want to hate but he’s actually really awesome and you two remain friends after he and your mom inevitably break up.

Gardner Minshew looks like he tried growing a mustache in kindergarten and it decided to keep him.

Gardner Minshew looks like the he turned down the leading role in the new Magnum P.I. reboot.

Gardner Minshew looks like a CIA agent who is having trouble maintaining credibility within his cover story as a washed out high school All Star who is now managing a chain of used car lots in the Tri-State Area.

Do you have any looks like jokes you want to share? Or, would you like to talk about your favorites? Either way, let’s hear from you!