Thanks to our friend Eric Thompson from Daily Norseman, you can click the fancy button below and share your fresh-off-the-press Carolina Panthers hot takes with all your friends to show them your true football expertise.
Seriously, check this thing out — it’s a lot of fun.
Here’s a little background story on the Take Generator™ from Erik at DN:
If this gimmick sounds slightly familiar, it’s because Ted and I rolled out the Andy Benoit Take Generator last August. While Benoit remains one of the all-time greats at churning out takes that don’t always seem to make much sense, I decided to expand my horizons this time around. The new and improved 2018 Vikings Take Generator™ now churns out football platitudes from all corners of football Twitter.
Some new features of the 2018 Vikings Take Generator™:
- Every player on the Vikings roster is now included!
- Dozens of additional takes that weren’t in the first version, including takes lifted directly from the tweets of Benoit and other infamous talent evaluators!
- Instead of a link that reloaded the page every time, I dusted off my HTML skills and created a handy button to churn out takes at a much more efficient rate. (This is exactly how I envisioned using my Computer Science degree, by the way.)
So the next time you find yourself in a football conversation but you aren’t confident that your takes will be up to snuff, just break out the 2018 Vikings Take Generator™. With over 500,000 unique take combinations, you’ll always sound like the smartest fan in the room! Heck, you’ll probably get an offer to become a sportswriter!
Alright, Panthers fans... you know what to do! Keep on clicking that button to generate those amazing hot takes, and share the best ones with the rest of us in the comments section!