Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year, we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Mike Tomlin looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BS
To get us prepared for tonight’s game against the Steelers, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.
Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.
Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Steelers organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.
CSR looks like: Steelers edition...
This isn’t part of the game, but Mike Tomlin looks like Omar Epps. (Seriously...)
Ben Roethlisberger looks like the guy who graduated a decade ago but still shows up to all the frat parties to hit on the college girls there.
Mike Tomlin looks like the usher at church who holds the collection plate in front of you and silently judges you until you put an extra five in the plate.
Antonio Brown looks like the guy that tries to dance with your girl at the club and then gets offended when you try to stop him.
David DeCastro looks like the guy who wears shirts with the sleeves cut off and when asked if he’d like a Bud Light he responds with a “hell yeah man”.
Mason Rudolph looks like a trust fund.
Ben Roethlisberger looks like he’s slowly transforming into a toad.
Vance McDonald looks like the guy you hire to beat up Chris Boswell when he owes you gambling money.
Mike Tomlin looks like a guy that would get uncomfortably serious with an Applebee’s waitress when something mundane is wrong with his order.
Randy Fichtner looks like the guy who puts a literal whole hog on his backyard barbecue every weekend.
Chris Boswell looks like he could eat a bacon double cheeseburger for every meal for the rest of his life and never gain an ounce of weight.
Cameron Heyward looks like a guy who no matter the occasion, always wants pizza.
T.J. Watt looks like the groomsman that insists on planning the bachelor party only to have the party fall flat and act bewildered as to why no one had fun.
Le’Veon Bell looks like a guy who would ruin game night by irrationally sticking to his guns about a move he felt was right but no one else does.
David DeCastro looks like he just barely missed the cut for Mike Tyson’s Punch Out.
Ryan Switzer looks like a cockney 19th-century British hoodlum.
Alejandro Villanueva looks like he routinely calls people “hoss”.
Ben Roethlisberger looks like his neck is trying to swallow his head.
Chris Boswell looks like the frontman of a Mötley Crüe tribute band.
Antonio Brown looks like your friend who volunteers to be your wingman but ends up stealing every girl you try to talk to.
Juju Smith-Schuster looks like a guy who has a business proposition for you that turns out to be a pyramid scheme.
Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?
Discuss.