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Mike Zimmer looks like...

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To get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Minnesota Vikings, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun at Mike Zimmer’s expense by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.

Ed. Note - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.

Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who Mike Zimmer looks like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.

Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this Mike, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.

Mike Zimmer looks like...

Mike Zimmer looks like your friend's dad who just doesn't have time for this shit.

Mike Zimmer looks like that really strict college professor that turns out to be really cool and was just strict because he wanted you to succeed.

Mike Zimmer looks like the owner of a small mom and pop hardware store on the center street of a small downtown.

Mike Zimmer looks like the snow plow driver yelling at kids that they're only getting one snow day.

Mike Zimmer looks like he wished you would floss more regularly.

Mike Zimmer looks like the pissed off dad in jean shorts yelling at his 5-year old for missing a grounder at his t-ball game.

Mike Zimmer looks like the guy who sits in the same seat at the local bar every Friday night and tells stories about Vietnam.

Mike Zimmer looks like a fisherman asleep in a boat as he gets a bite waking him up just to let it get away saying "Dang it!".

Mike Zimmer looks like he doesn't actually worry you when he says you should have her home by 10:00.

Mike Zimmer looks like he frequently asks his children how to check his email and open the internet.

Mike Zimmer looks like the CFO of a major wall street banking firm about to go to jail for creating the latest Ponzi scheme.

Mike Zimmer looks like he beats people up for failing to pay back a loan shark.

Mike Zimmer looks like he calls it "The Twitter".

Mike Zimmer looks like a high school calculus teacher that tells you to "get it together, young man”.

Mike Zimmer looks like a guy who would have a seat at a table at Applebee's, and right after the waitress takes his drink order, would lift up his eyepatch and jokingly say "keep these drinks topped off. I've got my eye on you”.

Mike Zimmer looks like he is tired of waiting almost an hour for his oil change and tire rotation, and has started to stand at the service bay window and stare at his car.

Mike Zimmer looks like he spends Christmas in a leather easy chair reading the newspaper, only to occasionally flip it down, lower his glasses, and comment on a gift he was given.

Mike Zimmer looks like a guy who keeps a cooler of beer on one side of his chair, an end table on the other, and won't move until his beer-a-mid is fully complete.

Mike Zimmer looks like he has a good "mistaken for Toby Huss" story that he can't wait to tell at every party.

Mike Zimmer looks like the car insurance adjuster who is tired of arguing with a driver about the value of their Nissan Leaf; that driver being Sam Bradford.

Mike Zimmer looks like the next winner on a Publisher's Clearing House commercial.

Mike Zimmer looks like the guy who celebrates loudly when he wins the 'guess your weight' game at the carnival.

Mike Zimmer looks like his favorite meal is tuna casserole.

Mike Zimmer looks like he just got done cruising for chicks on the bunny slopes.

Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?

Discuss.