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To get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the New Orleans Saints, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun at Sean Payton’s expense by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.
Ed. Note - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.
Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who Sean Payton looks like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.
Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this Sean, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.
Sean Payton looks like...
Sean Payton looks like the HOA president who measures everyone's lawn with a ruler to make sure it's not over the allotted height.
Sean Payton looks like Daniel Craig’s stunt double from his James Bond movies.
Sean Payton looks like a guy who has a really good deal for a used couch on Craigslist.
Sean Payton looks like the coworker that places an anonymous tip to your boss that you've been leaving work early and smugly watches you pack your desk after you've been fired because of it.
Sean Payton looks like a dad who tries too hard to be friends with his daughter’s boyfriend.
Sean Payton looks like the dad that lets his kids host parties so he's seen as the cool parent and tries to get the other high schoolers to call him by his first name
Sean Payton looks like he's still bitter about losing a custody battle for a cocker spaniel to his ex-wife ten years ago.
Sean Payton looks like a guy who constantly reminds his friends during social outings of that day he hit a hole in one on a par 5 at the local golf course.
Sean Payton looks like the guy who walks into a casino, and when he loses big money playing blackjack, he gets up, tips his fedora and quips, "them’s the breaks sometimes" before walking away.
Sean Payton looks like the guy that never enjoys his meal at restaurants and is constantly calling the waitress over.
Sean Payton looks like the guy when you ask what time it is, looks up and says "it's time to buy a new watch".
Sean Payton looks like the manager of a Denny's who is one returned plate of overcooked eggs and bacon away from snapping.
Sean Payton looks like the over reactive dad at a youth basketball game who thinks he should be reffing the game.
Sean Payton looks like the dad who always gets suckered into coaching his kid's rec league soccer team even though he doesn't understand soccer.
Sean Payton looks like the guy who drives up to the country club in a 2008 Corvette, throws the keys at the valet and says "you scratch her, I'll cut you", as he walks in.
Sean Payton looks like the human embodiment of the phrase "Saturday is for the boys".
Sean Payton looks like the spoiled son of a billionaire oil baron who refuses to get a job and lives off his trust fund.
Sean Payton looks like a guy who goes to Applebees and would walk into the kitchen to sell weed to the cooks.
Sean Payton looks like the pharmacist who fills prescriptions by saying 'one for you, one for me'.
Sean Payton looks like the assistant manager at Walmart who writes up his cashiers when they clock out 5 minutes early.
Sean Payton looks like the doctor, who when asked "Is the cut going to get infected?", laughs uproariously and says "I don't know, I'm a doctor, not a virus!", before deadpan saying, "yeah, you actually have MRSA" and walks out of the exam room.
Sean Payton looks like the guy who invites all of his friends out for brunch and orders tapas for everyone.
Sean Payton looks like the guy who gives out toothbrushes to all the kids at Halloween.
Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?
Discuss.