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The Gambler Parody - An Ode to Riverboat Ron

Someone wanted me to rewrite the lyrics to The Gambler. Here it is. Please understand I'm no singer. I just think my voice is serviceable for this

Queen City Confidential

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Chapter 1 - The Cheerleader in the Soaked Dress

Saints set record for saddest failed attempt

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It's a numbers game, and 72,000 couldn't beat a lot less.

MIA: Missing In Arby's

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Danger lurks behind every ten-gallon hat sign.

Who wants to eat some ice cream?

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Hey guys, TMG made sense this time. He promised. And brought ice cream. Kind of.

Are you ready to forget about the Lindbergh baby?

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Because the Panthers are about to make the news splash of the century. Or at least of the week. Maybe just Sunday?

TMG's Ride: The Falc-in-laws are coming!

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How many lanterns should I light if they are coming by ambulance?

TMG’s farewell to the Carolina Panthers

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I will honestly miss you guys.

The TMM: Bingo, sleep-walking, and rehabilitation?

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This could be a watermark game for the Panthers, do their catheters connect to a large enough reservoir?

TMM: Desperate Times Call For Desperate Pleasures

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This dentist reports on the depressing efficacy of the Carolina Panthers current dental hygiene practices.

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