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Seasons greetings, FOOTBALL IS BACK!

It is easy, this time of year, to fall head first into the giant ocean of football and drown. The important things get forgotten as we ride an emotional roller-coaster over which we have no...

Seasons greetings, FOOTBALL IS BACK!

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It is easy, this time of year, to fall head first into the giant ocean of football and drown. The important things get forgotten as we ride an emotional roller-coaster over which we have no...

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Dispelling Panther Rumors Straight from the Catbox

So did you here Jon Bon Jovi has submitted a bid to buy the Bills?

Dispelling Panther Rumors Straight from the Catbox

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So did you here Jon Bon Jovi has submitted a bid to buy the Bills?

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Mr. Gnome goes to Spartanburg

Carolina Panthers players and executives autograph a gnome because sports!

Mr. Gnome goes to Spartanburg

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Carolina Panthers players and executives autograph a gnome because sports!

Kuechly Denied ESPY for Best NFL Player

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Some chump named Peyton Manning won it. It's one of the few times the past year the 3rd year LB has been denied anything.

CSR Debates: The NFL Draft

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I sat down with TerribleMetaphorGuy and OverreactingCapsLockGuy for some reactions to the Carolina Panthers' Draft. But in the end I'm not sure what my reaction is anymore...

The worst Panthers items money can buy

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You have good money, don't waste it on terrible items.

Scouting the CSR writing staff: behind the scenes

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Leaked internal scouting memo on the writing staff of CSR.

CSR Debates: The Draft

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Today we're taking a look at Panthers draft possibilities through the eyes of two of our most esteemed CSR members: TerribleMetaphorGuy and OverreactingCapsLockGuy.

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Confessions of a Professional Subtext Editor

The name may be fake, but what I do is very real. You may not realize it, but everything you hear on sports media has come across my desk, or the desks of those like me.

CSR Debates: The 2014 Offseason

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Today we're taking a look at Dave Gettleman's offseason moves through the eyes of two of our most esteemed CSR members: Terrible Metaphor Guy and BW Smith.

Dave Gettleman's Draft Blueprint

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Using a never-to-be-named inside source, CSR has gained possession of Panthers GM Dave Gettleman's plans for the 2014 NFL Draft.

WR J. Cotchery and the Panthers: The story of B5

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A behind the scenes account of the Panthers struggle with free agent wide receivers and their eventual signing of former Pittsburgh wide out Jerricho Cotchery.

Fuzzy Wuzzy wuz a Gettleman

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A football layman's introduction to the front office of the Carolina Panthers.

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The Best "How Do You Pronounce His Name?" Mock

I have come to the conclusion that all of us were wrong when it comes to the mock draft for the Panthers. It has nothing to do with skill or stats or anything like that. It has everything to do...

Head-Butt-Gate Update: Silence Reigns

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I know Roger Goodell would prefer my silence but I will not let this go until justice is served!

Head-Butt-Gate Update: 49ers Get Wrist Slap Fines

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Panthers beat writer David Newton points out the disparity in the penalty assigned to the Panthers for head butting versus the 49ers, who were not penalized on the field but were instead fined a...

WHY WE SHOULD TRADE JONATHAN STEWART

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