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Best Day Ever


Hello Panther Fans, how is everyone today. As you can tell mines the best day ever. I started my day in the Court Room where a wife beating piece of monkey crap tried to sue. He no showed and the Judge awarded me the win and he will be paying all court cost. If he wasn't such I dead beat dad I would have took him for all I could at small claims court, but I will not take money from a bastard like him when that money is needed to feed and cloth his kids.

Later that day I and my assistant coaches put on a fundraiser so my Football Team could get new Uniforms. This fundraiser included a Boxing Match, an MMA Match and finally my debut as a Semi Pro Wrestler at 34 years of age. What was to be a 10min Match ended up being my Dream Match, a 30min Ironman Match, which thanks to 3 coin tosses going my opponents way saw me loss 3 falls to 3 falls. You ask yourself how I lost a match that was tied at 3 apiece, well incase of a tie if any opponent is either submitted or cant answer a 10 count, the winner would be that person. I received a Kayfabe Roaring Elbow in the last Minute of the Match so he could pick up the win. I hurt like hell but we raised every penny we needed for are Uniforms and some left over that as a Team we donated to are Woman's Crisis Center so the could get Sparing Equipment to help in my teaching of there Self Defense Class. This is a good thing because these women hit pretty hard and I'm tired of being battered and bruised at the end of class

Now you ask yourself why is being on the losing end of the match make my day better then ever, it didn't. The fact that my wife was the Ref for the match and after the match, Kayfabe gave me a Low Blow, she whispered into my ear Don't worry your boy's are alright. In fact the boy's weren't alright cause she got me pretty square in the grapefruits, I looked over as my wife pointed to her belly.

Surprise honey, not only is my wife pregnant, which I new about, but what I didn't know was the sex and that they were twins. Are Anniversary's tomorrow so I told her for my present I told her not to tell me if it was a boy or girl until then. Needless to say I stopped selling my squashed grapefruits, shot straight to my feet, pick up the wife and started running around the ring yelling "Twins, Twins Again, and there Boy's". Never thought in a million years losing a match could be the wonderful.

So Panther Fans I announce that Panther316 and his Wife are having there 2nd set of Twins. BEST F'N DAY EVER. Shit I just realized that's 2 more kids with the same B-Day, better start saving money now for college and cars when they turn 16. Still BEST F"N DAY EVER

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