Six weeks ago we took a look at the worst Panthers merchandise on clearance that money can buy. It was an incomprehensible mix of bizarre signs, trinkets and gnomes. Now we're heading to the other end of the spectrum for something really expensive, pretty awesome and also hilarious.
For the low, low price of $5,999 you can purchase Greg Hardy's helmet from the 2013 Pro Bowl. The eBay listing has a "Buy It Now" price of $10,000 -- which is the price of a small car, but no small car has "KRAKEN" written on it.
Yes, that's right "KRAKEN." When you ask Greg Hardy for a signature you best not be hoping for some perfectly scrolling cursive, because he's taking to that helmet the same way he goes after a quarterback.
I'll admit, owning a helmet from the Pro Bowl would be pretty darn awesome -- regardless of which player it was. For now I'll stick to the memorabilia that's a little closer to my budget, like Stefan LeFors rookie cards. If you buy this for some reason you are 100 percent obligated to post photos on CSR.