What I Can't Do Without Tournament: Alcohol vs Caffeine

Fiona Goodall

Today we have a riveting match between a depressant and a stimulant. This one may come down to the wire.

Update

Match two of round one ended much like I thought it would. #1 seed Internet trounced #8 seed Fantasy Sports by taking 85% of the vote.

Intro

Have you ever thought about giving up alcohol at the expense of keeping your caffeinated beverages(or vice versa)? If not, this would be a good to time to figure out in your own mind which of these two are more important to you.

Think for a few moments about what you'll be giving up if Alcohol is your choice. You won't be able to count on your morning joe to get the day started. Go ahead and remove caffeinated versions of iced tea(or hot tea) from your list of indulgences. While you're at it, get rid of those energy drinks too. Need I remind you that you'll have to give up your Dr Pepper, Coke, Pepsi, Mountain Dew and any other caffeinated sodas you can think of as well?

And what if you choose Caffeine? Beer with the boys is now out of the question. You won't be popping the cork anytime soon if you're a wine or champagne lover. Don't even think about taking a trip to the liquor store. Pre-game, in-game and post-game inebriation is also prohibited. Maybe this would be a good time to consider sobriety.

Criteria

Like all of our previous and future matches, your decision will be made under the premise that the period of abstinence/indulgence is for 3 Months during the football season. So which one would you rather not live without? Alcohol or Caffeine.

1 Football 1 Internet
8 Dairy 8 Fantasy
4 Alcohol
5 Caffeine
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