What I Can't Do Without Tournament: Internet vs Fantasy

Boris Streubel

Match two of the 1st round features a giant of a #1 seed pitted against a dark horse #8 seed.

Update

#1 seed Football won in a landslide over #8 seed  Dairy in the first overall match of round one, taking 73% of the vote.

Click on this link if you missed the very first match and some of the details about this tournament.

http://www.catscratchreader.com/2014/6/11/5784410/what-cant-i-do-without-tournament

Criteria

It's easy to understand why I picked the ubiquitous internet as a #1 seed. We use it to read catscratchreader, work, play, comment on catscratchreader, shop, browse, listen to catscratchradio, pay bills, make video calls, interact on catscratchreader, tweet, facebook, write fanposts on catscratchreader and that's just the tip of the iceberg. It's the elephant in the room, if you will. Under normal circumstances, one could say that fantasy sports is an ant in comparison, but maybe I shouldn't underestimate an underdog that can lift 20 times its body weight.

I realize that on the surface the internet would easily destroy fantasy sports in a head to head match in the same way that an elephant can crush an ant. So in an attempt to even the playing field, you should keep the following in mind when deciding which one you would rather not live without for an approximate period of 3 months:

The internet in this match will be understood as any cyberspace activity that is inconsequential or unnecessary. For example, if you use the internet as a tool to earn a living, don't factor that usage into your decision.

If you vote for the internet, then you are basically saying that web browsing and the like is more important to you than fantasy sports. By the way, fantasy sports would be off limits if you choose the internet. Conversely, if you vote for fantasy sports, then you are acknowledging the fact that you would prefer the fantasy games over all other web browsing for a 3 month period. Which will you choose CSR?

1 Football 1 Internet
8 Dairy 8 Fantasy
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