What I Can't Do Without Tournament: Football vs Dairy

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If the anticipation of the next Brad Nortman tweet has overloaded your excitement tank, then you just clicked on the right article. It's summertime, which means you shouldn't feel ashamed about needing a little downtime after all the breaking news coming out of closed OTA sessions. Why don't you just sit back and relax because I've got an activity that will have you so steeped in frivolity that you won't know which way is up or down. Shall we begin.

Intro
Today, I'm starting a 16 category tournament that is perhaps unlike any other you've participated in before. Each match will be revealed one at a time. In other words, you won't have the opportunity to see all 16 categories at the very beginning like you would in an NCAA march madness 64 team basketball tournament. This is designed to add some intrigue to this game and keep you from looking ahead at all the potential matches.
Criteria
You will need to use your imagination for this tournament. Let me explain. Each match will feature two options(categories) that you must choose between(just like any other tournament). You will vote for the category that you feel is more important to you during a 3 Month Period. In other words, each match will require you to ask yourself the following question: Which of these two options(categories) would I rather not live without over the course of 3 months? Here. We. Go.

First Match

Football vs Dairy

Special Instructions
You must imagine this 3 month period is September through December. That's right. This is during the football season. If you vote for Football, then you're saying that you would be willing to give up any dairy product(cheese, butter, milk, etc) during the aforementioned 3 month time frame in favor of college and professional football. If you vote for Dairy, then you're saying that you would be willing to give up the right to read, listen to or watch anything related to college or professional football in order to eat as much dairy as you want for those 3 months.

Now is the time to let your preference be known. So which will it be? Football or Dairy?

1 Football
8 Dairy



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