Carolina Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams appears to be going a little stir crazy this offseason. Leading up to the Super Bowl it's clear he wants to be at MetLife Stadium to play in the big one, but instead he's making his own deer jerky and writing fan fiction.
The heartbreaking story of 2 (now former) friends, torn apart by their love for something triangle... pic.twitter.com/lZUNYguNn3— DeAngelo Williams (@DeAngeloRB) January 27, 2014
If this is a new thing, we're all for it. To make it a little easier here's what the text in D-Will's story says.
1. this was the moment cam 1st told me he loved pizza hut. i was like "go on what are u trying to say man?"
2. me thinking "man get ur delicious smelling buttery garlicy hands off me" after he said he just became pizza huts new spokesman
3. i got déjà vu thinking about cam taking things from me that i want to be mine
4. incase u didn't know why this was traumatizing for me my 1st job ever as a kid was @ pizza hut. sometimes i even dress up as cleatus and pose for pictures with an empty pizza box hoping they see how much i truly love and want to endorse their pizza
5. the end (unfortunately)
That's a lovely story DeAngelo, A+.