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Player Nicknames

Now we already know about Beast, Superman, Smitty, Kraken and the rest of Monstrz Inc. but what are some of the nicknames you or your friends have talked about?

Steve "Smethusulah"

Jonathan "you only play twice" Stewart

Haruki "Not gonna work here anymore Nakamura"

Ted Ginn "and tonic" *

Josh "Stormin" Norman

Luke "Kuech'n ass and taking names" Kuechly

Captain "Him?" Munnerlyn / "Drinkin with the" Captain Munnerlyn**

Mike "Cook Out Tray" Tolbert ***

Dryaton "Thank God we don't live in" Florence


* When Ted Ginn scores, make/order a Ginn and Tonic (double "n" means at least a double) ** When Captain Munnerlyn does something good (pick or nice break up) take a shot of Captain Morgan's *** If sober enough to drive after a Panthers W, get a Cook Out Tray if Tolbert scores a TD

Also, I'd be interested to throw out some funny names to make fun of Giants players. For example, after the Bills kicker missed that short kick early in the game, we started calling him Dan "can't cut it" Carpenter (and Dan "Jesus was a broke ass" Carpenter).
Reuben "on rye" Randle
David "What's the" Diehl?!
Jason Pierre-Paul "and Mary"
Linval "Falls" Joseph

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