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CSR 5 WEEKLY RECAP (NSFW)


Holy fuck my team is the greatest of all time. 2 and 0 bitches. Since none of you camel dicks decided to step up and write the weekly review. I guess I will have to talk about you shits again.

Our lucky bastard of the week is me. Well you already know its lucky to be me. And of course I showed that in fantasy this week. Clearly the move that made me the lucky bastard of the week was having Jimmy Graham. All I can say is during the Greek empire they must have worshiped Jimmy Graham because he is a god. 179 receiving yard and a touchdown damn. On to the recaps...

Panthers for life: 100.38 vs Lana...Lana...LANA: 81.08- After a very disappointing first week; Panthers for life got his dick out of his ass to roll on to win his first game. Unfortunately the same thing can not be said about Lana..Lana...LANA as he fell to 0-2

Gettlemania: 103.72 vs A real panthers fan: 64.64- Good news Gettlemania this win wont be taken away from stat corrections. In other news A real panthers fan has yet to show up for fantasy football. A real panthers fan is lucky he is not in last place. I recommend getting off your knees a real panthers fan.

Bill League5 Champ: 119.5 vs Feel the bernz: 74.06- Congrats Billy your team actually put up decent numbers to bad you weren't playing a real opponent. Bernzie what happened 0-2. Your team sucks dick. Your team is a fucking joke.

DiscoBalls: 107.58 vs FightingLebowskis: 127.92- Wow the FightingLebowskis appear to be the team to beat. They are showing why Yahoo! gave them the best grade in the draft. As for disco balls you might be the Harlem Shake of fantasy football. Have one good week then die off.

Mighty Melonheads: 95.62 vs Catch A Falling Sta: 121.6- Mighty Melonheads more like mighty bone heads. Congrats you made a boneheaded move by sitting Phillip Rivers. Catch A Falling Star won for the 2nd week in a row to move up to 3rd in the standings.

No Punt Intended: 106.64 vs THE BLASTERS: 93.88- Good god THE BLASTERS Stevan Ridley is killing you. Two disappointing weeks in a row. You wont blast anyone if you cant break the 100 mark Shank. Of course my team played a fantastic game which is the real reason I won.

Can I just say you guys suck some dick at smack talking? Lose your breasticles and grow some testicles. Would you like to know the saddest part about it all? CSR 2 is out smack talking us. I have issues with that.

Lets get this smack talking started.

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