The lull between OTAs and training camp allows players to return to their off-season homes to take care of important life matters before returning to camp. Derek Anderson went back to the Pacific Northwest to tend to his home, and get things in order -- seriously.
Before getting down to work it's important to keep yourself fueled.
Wallerys pizza I think so!— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 23, 2013
11 hours later...
All the wallerys pizza... Not a good choice as of this am....— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 23, 2013
And you seemed so excited too! Oregon is hailed for its wide open spaces. Something Derek was going to take advantage of.
Oregon I don't understand u. 80deg today.. Now i walk outside to take a piss and it's raining.. Wtf...— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 23, 2013
This raised a lot of questions. Why did he walk OUTSIDE to use the restroom? Among many. Thankfully we didn't wait long for the answer.
@PolitesJ naw just walked outside to take the dog out.. May as well relieve myself as well while I'm out there..— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 23, 2013
Multitasking... I like it.
Dog has gone into a spaz attack this am.. Think it's time for the park..— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 24, 2013
Maybe if you hadn't peed on it the day before Derek...
Wish I could not qualify for college.. And get drafted...#nbadraftjoke— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 28, 2013
There's no 6th round in the NBA draft #nfldraftjoke
If I ask for a Trenti Iced coffee black.. Would ur response be do u want that sweetened?? I said black right?— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 28, 2013
Not sure... let me check with Paula Deen.