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Question for Your Weekend (WARNING: Explicit Language I'm sure)

Welcome everyone to another edition of Question for the Weekend.

To be honest I really don't have a question this week, so I decided to change things up and let the CSR family take over. This is non football related so if you are looking for that this week, you can stop reading now. However, it will return next week. Plus, this is more of a request then a question. So this weekend's question is....

Tell us your best joke.

Now, so as not to get out of hand, please no racist jokes or jokes you know will offend others. If you don't know if your joke will offend others, just don't tell it.

I will start with my top one. The joke will sound like it is racist, but it is not, I just could never find another way of telling it.

A white man, a black man, and a Jewish man was living in the old kingdom days. In those day, there lived a king and the king stayed in this castle and the castle was on this land and on this land was a river that no one could swim across. One day the king got bored and decided to hold a contest. The king said, “If anyone can swim across this river, I will give them anything they want.” So, a lot of men came and a lot of men failed, until it was down to the white man, the black man and the Jewish man. The king said, “White man, will you swim across the river?” The white man said no. The king said, “But I will give you anything you want.” The white man agreed, jump into the river and drowned. The king asked the Jewish man would he try? The Jewish man said no. The king again said that he would give him anything he wants. The Jewish man says ok, jumps into the river and gets eaten by the alligators. The king then asked the black man would he try? The black man says no. The king again repeated that he would give him anything he wants and again the black man says no. So everyone starts to walk away all sad until they hear a big splash. They all turn around to see the black man swim all away across the river and all the way back. The king says “Marvelous, fantastic, I can’t believe you did it and I am a man of my word. So what would you like? Would you like my castle?” The black man, all out of breath says no. The king say, “Would you like all my money?” The black man, still out of breath says no. The king says, “Do you want all my land?” The black man, now bent over trying to catch his breath says no. The king ask, “Well, what do you want?” The black man say….

I WANT THE MUTHA FUCKA THAT PUSHED ME IN THE RIVER!!!!

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Have fun and see you next week.

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