What you talkin' bout Derek?

Christian Petersen

It's another fun week in the world of Derek Anderson, as he attempts to understand some of life's biggest mysteries.

Derek Anderson's Twitter account is amazing. It's honest, raw, and Anderson seems almost alien-like in the ways he discovers human nature. Last week he was a little upset with the problems inherently found in air travel, and the wonders of fruit snacks. This week was about coffee and the mall.

Finding himself in West Virginia, Derek needed his fix.

Thirty ounces of unrefined motor oil. That's the most appropriate drink. I wonder if Anderson has heard about the 'secret' menu items in Starbucks that you can order, but they don't announce -- like a 'green eye' which is three shots of espresso in a drip coffee.

Derek Anderson, head meteorologist.

Unfortunately it wasn't all coffee, and rain -- as he quickly turned to *gasp* conspiracy!

At least I think it's a conspiracy. I've read this three dozen times, and I still can't make much sense of it. I'm assuming he's suggesting Stern is betting on the game, but I'll be darned if this isn't a social media Rorschach test.

Self-improvement is important, and PSA's like these are just trying to spread an important message. Derek knows that all too well, as the NFL approached him for a drug test.

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