Derek Anderson's Twitter account is amazing. It's honest, raw, and Anderson seems almost alien-like in the ways he discovers human nature. Last week he was a little upset with the problems inherently found in air travel, and the wonders of fruit snacks. This week was about coffee and the mall.
Finding himself in West Virginia, Derek needed his fix.
Being out here is nice but I'm kinda need a @starbucks.. They told me it was 25 miles away.. No chance I drive that far is there?— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 1, 2013
@kylerweller no sir... Just a Trenti iced coffee.. Black no sugar..— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 1, 2013
Thirty ounces of unrefined motor oil. That's the most appropriate drink. I wonder if Anderson has heard about the 'secret' menu items in Starbucks that you can order, but they don't announce -- like a 'green eye' which is three shots of espresso in a drip coffee.
The flash flood warning at 330 was so uncalled for.. I know it was pouring and had been for hours-thx— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 3, 2013
Derek Anderson, head meteorologist.
Unfortunately it wasn't all coffee, and rain -- as he quickly turned to *gasp* conspiracy!
How much doesn't David stern have on the heat tonight? Years salary?— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 3, 2013
At least I think it's a conspiracy. I've read this three dozen times, and I still can't make much sense of it. I'm assuming he's suggesting Stern is betting on the game, but I'll be darned if this isn't a social media Rorschach test.
Walking around the mall again.. Someone needs to a psa out.. Granny panties n yoga pants not good!!— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 5, 2013
Self-improvement is important, and PSA's like these are just trying to spread an important message. Derek knows that all too well, as the NFL approached him for a drug test.
I love random steroid tests! Take 1 look at my body and that will tell ya I don't take steriods! #kindasoft— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 5, 2013