Minicamp is in the books and it's time to unwind. Derek Anderson took a page out of Frederic Remington's book and headed westward. Here's your important blow-by-blow breakdown in the weekend that was quintessentially Derek Anderson.
Excitement was high as DA head to California to pan for gold! Okay, he was going to play golf... but I like to imagine he was panning for gold.
Heading south!! Monterey here we go!
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 14, 2013
A sustenance stop is vital, and Derek was obviously excited.
In n out redding Cali... 2 dbl Dbls large shake large fry.. I think I will!
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
Are you ready? Because you're about to be co-pilot on a Derek Anderson stream-of-conciousness road trip!
Jacked up dually dodge ram.. Dick size of the driver prob -3
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
Like an innie?
Got a white board out.. Driving.. Trying to have some fun while driving..
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
Play music, read a book, sightsee? Nah, lets just get a whiteboard out. I'm not quite sure what the plan was here, but I'm thinking Pictionary. Things turned sour very quickly.
Out of gas fml
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
This is what happens when you're staring at a white board instead of the gas gauge, I guess.
Only the 3 rd time ever we have ran out of gas and the same guy has been driving every time !
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
Pro tip: Don't let this guy drive any more.
AAA u are starting to piss me off!
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 15, 2013
Wait... so AAA were called to deliver gas? I did a little digging (since DA is so kind to leave his GPS on) an this is exactly where he ran out of gas. In three years time I hope Google snapped their satellite photo so we can see him on maps.
Finally got a ride from a nice lady..got gas.. Then the car was dead.. Lucky we had a jumper box! Back on the road after 2 hrs..
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 16, 2013
Translation: "We ran the radio and AC while we were waiting for AAA."
Hell of a day.. Golf.. Picked up a case of poison oak.. Now watching the open.. Son of a bitch..
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 16, 2013
Itchy Derek is the scariest Derek.
Little squirter
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 16, 2013
Submitted without comment.
When did hickeys on ur neck become cool? Monterey pizza joint 3 chicks working all had them... So I called them out..
— Derek Anderson (@DAnderson314) June 17, 2013
First Keyshawn calls out Biebs for his crappy driving, now DA takes a stand against hickeys.