What you talkin' bout Derek?

Christian Petersen

Derek calls out women, and talks about phallus size in this week's installment.

Minicamp is in the books and it's time to unwind. Derek Anderson took a page out of Frederic Remington's book and headed westward. Here's your important blow-by-blow breakdown in the weekend that was quintessentially Derek Anderson.

Excitement was high as DA head to California to pan for gold! Okay, he was going to play golf... but I like to imagine he was panning for gold.

A sustenance stop is vital, and Derek was obviously excited.

Are you ready? Because you're about to be co-pilot on a Derek Anderson stream-of-conciousness road trip!

Like an innie?

Play music, read a book, sightsee? Nah, lets just get a whiteboard out. I'm not quite sure what the plan was here, but I'm thinking Pictionary. Things turned sour very quickly.

This is what happens when you're staring at a white board instead of the gas gauge, I guess.

Pro tip: Don't let this guy drive any more.

Wait... so AAA were called to deliver gas? I did a little digging (since DA is so kind to leave his GPS on) an this is exactly where he ran out of gas. In three years time I hope Google snapped their satellite photo so we can see him on maps.

Translation: "We ran the radio and AC while we were waiting for AAA."

Itchy Derek is the scariest Derek.

Submitted without comment.

First Keyshawn calls out Biebs for his crappy driving, now DA takes a stand against hickeys.

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