Greg Hardy names the rest of Monsters Inc.

I'm a big fan of Star rocking an epic beard. There's no way this lasts in Spartanburg, however. - USA TODAY Sports

It's only a matter of time before we see a Pixar lawsuit, but we're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.

Greg Hardy (aka Da Kraken) wants you to call the Carolina Panthers' defensive line 'Monsters Inc' this year. The team's mini camp continues this week, but Hardy has been using his off time to put some thought into the rest of the rotation. We tried out hand to name the rest of the line, but he has given us the definitive list.

Kraken took to instagram last night to give us a first look. It's a bingo board of monsters, and we wait to see if this leads to a new line of 'Monsters in my Pocket' -- which I would be a-okay with. If you're unable to access the instagram link, here's the full list.

Charles Johnson: Loch Ness Monster

Greg Hardy: Da Kraken (his wording)

Star Lotulelei: Hydra

Dwan Edwards: Phoenix

Colin Cole: Big Predator (I like that this one got a size designation)

Mario Addison: Gargoyle

Frank Alexander: Leviathan

Frank Kearse: Bigfoot

Kawann Short: Minotaur

There are a few players who haven't been given a name yet -- most noticeably Sione Fua. Time will tell if the remaining defensive linemen get their own names.

Unless I'm mistaken, Kawann Short being called Minotaur came from our CSR thread on the topic. Do you notice anyone else who was suggested on this site?

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