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Hat tip to James Dator and his Dumpster Fire mock draft that was the inspiration for this post. Whereas James laid out a worst case scenario for the Panthers I in turn lay out a What the Fudge draft pick for the entire first round.
Who better to start it off than the King of WTF draft moves the KC Chiefs. See if you can detect a little sarcasm in this post ;)
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Pick |
Team |
Player |
Comment |
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1 |
QB Geno Smith |
Any team dim enough to trade two 2nd round picks for Alex Smith is certainly capable of then adding a #1 overall QB with just the opposite skill set to compete with said vet QB |
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2 |
RB Eddie Lacy |
With Gabbert at QB what the Jags need is another RB so they can run the ball even more. Pocket Hercules meet Lunch Pail Hercules |
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3 |
WR Marguis Goodwin |
Because he was the fastest player at the combine...Duh! |
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4 |
CB Dee Milliner |
If Aso doesn't take a pay cut then we have a plug and play replacement |
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5 |
DT Star Lotulelei |
What a rotation with Suh, Fairley and now Lotelelei |
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6 |
LT Luke Joeckel |
Weeden is going to need a lot of quality linemen to give him enough time to deploy Chud's vertical passing...now if only they could draft Weeden a new arm |
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7 |
WR Keenan Allen |
Kolb to Keenen FTW...it could happen! |
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8 |
DT Shariff Floyd |
Former Gators love to play in the snow |
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9 |
LB Kevin Minter |
Since everyone is mocking him to the Ravens Ol Rexy can't stand it |
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10 |
WR Cordarelle Patterson |
Goes from one Tennessee to another and is a big help to Chris Johnson in no way at all |
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11 |
OG Jonathan Cooper |
I'm hoping putting a UNC guy in front of Rivers makes him whine even more |
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12 |
DE Dion Jordan |
Jordan wins the ‘Moved farthest from home' award |
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13 |
DE Bjoern Werner |
Just in case Bowers hires a really bad attorney...you know, a Clemson grad |
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14 |
QB EJ Manual |
We need a back-up QB in the mold of our #1 guy |
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15 |
TE Zack Ertz |
Brees needs more targets |
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16 |
CB Tyrann Mathieu |
Janoris Jenkins worked out so far so we can pair these two together and see who gets arrested first |
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17 |
OG Chance Warmack |
Now they have back to back ‘Once in a generation' OGs |
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18 |
LT Eric Fisher |
They realize LT Tyron Smith is over-rated |
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19 |
DT Jonathan Hankins |
They love big fatties in the middle |
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20 |
LT Lane Johnson |
This is actually a great pick for the Bears but it will never happen so suck it Bears fans! |
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21 |
DT Sheldon Richardson |
I don't think Geno Atkins will mind if a rookie DT makes more $ than he does |
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22 |
Rams (from Wash) |
QB Matt Barkley |
They like young QBs coming off injury |
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23 |
RR DJ Fluker |
AP meet DJ |
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24 |
WR DaRick Rodgers |
DaRick meets the squeaky clean DaNeckbeard |
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25 |
QB Mike Glennon |
A QB has to be at least 6'4" to be successful in the NFL |
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26 |
DT John Jenkins |
He's a better dancer than Raji |
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27 |
LB Jarvis Jones |
Fits the Texans long hair requirement for LBs |
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28 |
DE Ziggy Ansah |
They are just not deep enough in edge rushers |
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29 |
LB Manti Teo |
He fits Billichick's ‘honest Abe' persona |
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30 |
S Bacarri Rambo |
Just cause I'm hoping after Rambo picks off Ryan a few times in practice it makes Ryan cry |
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31 |
WR Justin Hunter |
They need to get tougher at WR |
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32 |
LB Alex Ogletree |
His off the field image fits the Ravens |
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