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CSR 5 WEEKLY SMACK TALK THREAD (NSFW)

Congratulations CSR 5 Members on another successful week of fantasy football. This week there were surprises, let downs and pretty much any exciting thing that happens in fantasy football.

There were two lucky bastards this week the first one was the FightingLebowskis for playing against a team that lost Aaron Rodgers on the first drive of his game another reason is he started Jake Lockey in a week where Tom Brady went off. The other lucky bastard was Panthers for Life for surviving the brutal attack of A real Panthers fan.

Panthers For Life: 88.08 vs A Real Panthers Fan: 86.60: Lets be honest here before this game the seeds were 8 and 11. This game is not going to really have an affect on the playoffs but it was still good to see Panthers for life end his losing streak.

Lana...Lana...LANA: 90.48 vs Feel the Bernz: 97.86: The impossible has happened once again. Bernz managed to land a W in the win column. That should tell you a lot about your fantasy team Lana..Lana..LANA

Gettlemania: 102.46 vs Mighty Melonheads: 138.94: I originally thought this would be a very close matchup but Mighty Melonheads proved me wrong. This game was surprisingly the biggest blowout of the week.

Bill League5 Champ: 76.18 vs FightingLebowskis: 95.20: This has got to be a stinging loss for Bill. He lost his starting quarterback Aaron Rodgers and to add insult to injury lost the game.

THE BLASTERS: 111.24 vs Catch A Falling Star: 97.02: THE BLASTERS won a game how is that even possible. This is a very tough loss for Catch A Falling Star because it adds another challenge for him to snag up the wild card playoff spot

No Punt Intended: 105.94 vs DiscoBalls: 89.12: The 1st ranked No Punt Intended continue their reign of terror over the league. This game might have been a lot close if DiscoBalls had Manning.

Last week our post did not even make the recommended fan posts section. COME ON MAN.

Rag and Brag: (Mighty Melonheads)

Kids...your mother and I have been talking. We know you tried really hard, but you're going to have to start putting some more effort into your teams if you want to be able to stay up late and watch the big boy games. Those nice boys from Division 2 all won this week, and you didn't even invite them to your pizza party. Maybe if you all were nicer they wouldn't rough you up so much on the weekends. As your fantasy father, know that I'm not mad, just disappointed.

By the way, we're discussing having another child and giving them your name and all of your things, and just forgetting that you ever existed.



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