OMG I'mGonnaCam fell to the ignored team of Sippin' Ginn N Juice 82.00 to 78.02
If a team falls and the winner isn't around to see it, does it make a loss?
Jim Skipper stuck with the run beating We are the Failcons 117.00 to 62.08
When I was moving to MD from SC, I sharted my pants while driving a moving truck on 295 in Virginia and had to go to the nastiest gas station bathroom I have ever been in to finish the job and clean up. Dipen, you are worse than that.
Thor's Hammer struck down Goodell Can't Lose 82.36 to 78.16
That bathroom was so nasty, I'll bet my shit covered boxers are still in the trashcan.
Gross Miscalculation is winding up his one year contract with a win over Queen City Katz 118.02 to 94.30
Hate to see you go buddy.
Monster Energy caged the Release the Kraken 109.78 to 64.64
Mike, that is not how you palindrome. Dumb ass.
Wile E's Coyotes settled for a snack of Joe Buck Yourself 121.18 to 86.66
Joe Buck is the Antichrist. Absolutely no one is surprised.
Now, a word from our ball sweat reeking champion:
What? The dumb son of a bitch (that's for talking about my Mr. Wendel Mother Limey) forgot to attach the Pathetic Effort (How appropriate)
*EDIT Well the dumb shit finally learned how to use a computer.
It's time for pathetic effort to make a triumphant return!!! Why? Because I love to kick a man whilst he's down- that's why! This week saw some pretty decent scores across the board with two exceptions... Dipen and Mike. You guys sucked something fierce but in the immortal words of Conner McLeod ‘There can be only one'. Without further ado, your pathetic effort goes to....
We are the Failcons with a score of 62.08.
That's truly shit. But hey.. hey, simmer down all you reprobates. Dipen has been here before and it's not nice to rain shit on somebody without an umbrella. Hang on Limey you ask, didn't you just say you loved to kick a man whilst he's down??! Hmm.... YES I DID. Let's rip Dipen a new one.
Where to begin... oh right, in case that terrible score wasn't enough Dipen, you were also the victim of the biggest blowout of the week. Let's see... who inflicted this terrible resul..... BHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA we all know it was me! Dipen if I'm honest I'm not convinced that you've got what it takes to beat me anymore. That loss in last year's championship game seems like it's got in your head. I wasn't a million miles away from doubling your score thanks to some truly terrible play from your team.
It started on Defence where you're Titans scored nil. Oh dear, you broke the cardinal rule of never playing a defence against your quarterback! 7 of 9... (No not that ridiculous fit woman) of your starters scored less than there projections. Your other big problem was that 3 Wr's managed to barely score 15 points... Compare that to Megatron who once again had a ridiculous week banging 31.90 points on his own. In the last three weeks Megatron has scored 98.3 points.... Hahahaha you can all keep your running game! How did he fall to 12th?!! Finally, your second highest scorer was Garret Hartley... always sucks when that happens.
Right that's it for me...
Wait no it isn't!!!! Why am I not in the playoffs?! I have won my division!!! I'll teLL YOU WHY! ITS BECAUSE FUCKING YAHOO IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF BOLLOCKS IN THE WORLD AND THEY SEEM TO BE SCORING EVERYTHING ON POINTS!!!!! WELL WOOPDIE DOO... WHATS THE POINT IN HAVING DIVISIONS THEN YAHOO??!!! TELL ME THAT? WHY DON'T WE ALL HAVE ON BIG LEAGUE SINCE WINNING YOUR DIVISION CLEARLY DOESN'T MEAN JACK SHIT! WHY EVEN BOTHER RECORDING WHAT YOUR DIVISION RECORD IS??!! SO YOU CAN HAVE A TIE BREAKER?! DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING LAUGH... THE ODDS OF NEEDING A TIE BREAKER IF YOURE ONLY SCORING ON POINTS ARE ASTRONMICALLY HIGH. YOU JUST WANT TO STEAL MY THUNDER AND STOP ME FROM BRAGGING ABOUT WINNING DIVISION ONE YOU ABSOLUTLEY BAG OF FLOPPY COCKS! FUCK YOU!
I'll be back next week with some more thoughts and analysis for your viewing pleasure.
Oh well. Thread is up.