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CSR 5 Recap of the week (NSFW)

This week the flags of America will be hung at half mass. Unfortunately it is time to mourn the loss of "No Punt Intended." They were undefeated until that non patriotic fucking terrorist "Mighty Melonheads" defeated them in battle this week. They may have one the battle but I can promise you one thing they will not prevail in this great war.

Our lucky bastard of the week was the Fightin Lebowskis for two reasons. One because Bernz fucking sucked worse then he did. Secondly because he had fucking DeSean Jackson who went off racking up over ¼ of his fantasy total.

RECAPS:

Panthers for Life: 86.52 vs DiscoBalls: 134.76: Shocker! Panthers for Life didnt break 100! DiscoBalls had a great performance it was a shame that it was against a weak team. If Panthers for Life doesnt start getting his act together then he is a fuckface.

Lana...Lana...LANA: 93.76 vs Catch a Falling Star: 126.12: Lana Lana LANA youre team is just sucking right now! You really need to get out of this grove if you want to stand a chance at hoisting the CSR 5 cup. Catch a falling start? Dez Bryant and Cutler having over 26 points thats just lucky.

Gettlemania: 97.18 vs Bill league5 champ: 115.66: I am very disappointed in Gettlemania. Bills best palyer, Calvin Johnson, got 0 points and he still lost. Although Billy did get lucky because of that fucking Ty fucking hilton fuck. That is a true shame Gettlemania.

Feel the Bernz: 79.52 vs FightingLebowskis: 81.00: Feel the Bernz your hot streak is over. Im sorry to say I dont think you will win anymore games. FightingLebowskis had a disappointing performance barley breaking 80 points come on! Oh and By the way just reminding you that I'm beating you in fantasy hockey.

THE BLASTERS: 65.02 vs A real Panthers fan: 86.46: Wanted: Shanks team Last Seen: Week 1: If you see Shank in any of the comments tell him to get his ass in here because his team is a negative Nancy to the league and is killing our vibe. If he chooses not to comment on this thread then he is a fucking camel dick shit head fuck face cock nose who sucks dick for a living. Oh and congrats to A real for their first win!

No Punt Intended: 101.06 vs Mighty Melonheads: 114.64: The mighty melonheads are lucky to be alive right now. I spared them their lives just so I could whoop ass in the playoffs. For that youre welcome.

RAG AND BRAG (SUPPOSED TO BE DISCOBALLS)

When you have the fucking highest score you are supposed to write the fucking rag and brag. You rag on your opponents make fun of them do whatever the hell you want. Also you brag about how fucking awesome you think your team is. If you have the highest score then you email me your rag and brag by Wednesday night/evening. Do I make myself clear? Great!

After a disappointing performance this season smack talking I hope to get more then 35 comments this week. Also last week we got fucking out recd by CSR 2 which should just not happen.

LET THE SMACK TALK BEGIN

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