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CSR 5 recap (NSFW)

Greetings dick suckers! CSR 5 has successfully made it through another week of fantasy football. Of course CSR 5s supreme leader, me, has continued his undefeated streak to 4-0. It must really suck to be an opponent of his.
Which brings me to the lucky bastard of the week. The lucky bastard of the week could have won it last week and he got lucky again. Congrats Billy! You finally won the award of your dreams. The reason you won the award was because although you were missing one of your best players, Aaron Rodgers, you still managed to pull a win out of your ass. Thanks to Darren Sproles.
Ever wonder why there is no unlucky bastard of the week? Well its simple because it would always be my opponent.

Panthers for Life:93.82 vs Mighty Melonheads: 97.56: Mighty Melonheads was in close contention for the lucky bastard of the week award because of Panthers for life's sucky ass run game. Although this game should have been more of a blowout in my opinion. His combined running back score was only 16.6 for three running backs. Thats horrendous.

Lana...Lana...LANA: 68.26 vs FightingLebowskis: 106.94: FightingLebowskis continue to fly under the radar this fantasy season advancing to 3-1. Meanwhile I question Lana...Lana...LANAs football knowledge considering he started Tennehill. You got QB issues man.

Gettlemania:111.58 vs THE BLASTER: 95.78: Clearly Shank has some issues with his team considering his leading scorer of the week was a kicker. A fucking kicker Shank get your head out of your ass. Gettlemania had another average week but that shouldnt go to his head.

Bill League5 champ: 116.72 vs DiscoBalls: 114.68: Billys fucking run game saved the day for him. Frank Gore and Sproles both had great weeks. This loss has to be a shot to DiscoBalls ego causing him to fall to 2-2.

Feel the Bernz: 130.32 vs A real panthers fan: 124.04: This game could have just been a game filled with former last picks of the draft because both of these team are irrelevant. Although Bernz did put up the 2nd highest score of the week.

No Punt Intended: 140.00 vs Catch a falling Star: 128.88: Although it kills me to say this the savior of my fantasy team is on the Saints. Jimmy Graham goes fucking HAM. I would have lost without him. I won despite a weak performance by my running backs.

RAG AND BRAG

Well bitches I was the highest scorer again. I am no longer only your supreme leader. I am now your supreme supreme leader. I have mastered the art of fucking fantasy football. Nobody will stop my fantasy football reign.
You know how bad you guys did this week? Bernz was your 2nd highest scorer. What kind of drugs were you guys on to allow that? Did you guys forget everything you knew about football. Two weeks ago Bernz was the laughing stock of the league. You guys are fucking pathetic.
You guys make this way to easy for me. Its a fucking walk in the park to be the leading scorer each week. I expect a fucking better performance from you guys next week.

If by some miracle im not the leading scorer next week I need the leading scorers rag and brag by Wednesday night.

CSR 2 also is trying to fucking out rec us which is a problem . Dont let it happen.


STEP UP YOUR SMACK TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the smack talk begin.



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