1. Who dat?
(response) Where? (Looks around and in my best weezie-anna accent) Umm, dat be da Panters growllin' at you and dat waz da Redskinz last week, wat scalped you. Peoplz are standin' in line to put it to you self-proclamated "Saints".
I answered one to get you the idea. Lets try to keep this fanpost clean but funny. You get extra points for using local flavor in your responses to their "questions". Thanks be to ERL and a warning to BW to turn of the grammar and spell checker for this one before you or your computer freezes up and crashes.
2. You gonna hurt my boyz and my boy Breeez dis week? 'Cause we didn't cheat last yeer. It waz da conspirazy. Cam and Smitty's i-ite. Nobody didn't proove nuttin'.
3. Why waz dat Cam Newtin fallin' ever time he tried to run last week? He looked like he been out at one of our Bourbin Streetz barz slammin' drinks and pounded fig newtons all night.
4. Rumorz in da bathtub says that yur offensive line is taking bounties from de otter teamz defensive line. Can we work somtin' out dat nobody can proofz for dis weekend?
5. Can you peoplez pleaze get dat Smitty under control? Flippin' ma playerz by da face mask is not cool. We didn't do nuttin'. He just fallz down after da touchdowns.