This FanPost is completely dedicated to the NFL media and every fan who has posted (paraphrasing) "we're done", after the Panthers went a staggering 0-1 against the Bucs. Be warned: this FP will be laced with copious amounts of sarcasm.
Please....won't you follow me after the jump?
I'm not a mathemagician or anything, but I see a trend forming here with the Panthers.
After watching the 3 quarters of the Panthers/Bucs game that FoxSports aired (thanks to the Skins/Saints coverage), there is no doubt we will be 0-16. For this, I am giving up my personalized game jersey.
Cam will throw for 5,000 yds, but we will not win a game. I sacrifice my big screen TV to the NFL gods as pennance.
DWill will rush for almost 160 yds. Goodbye favorite Panther hat.
Cam will toss 32 INT's and 16 TD's in his accurately predicted soph slump. Time to take the Panther flag off the front of the house now.
JStew will miss a mere 16 games this season. See ya, Panther rugs.
Smitty will pull in 1,712 yds, but get zero TD's. Say buh-bye to the Panther beer mugs.
Yes, it is quite apparent that the Panthers cannot and will not win a game this year. Dare I say, for many years to come. You see, this first game was a vision of what is to come. Everything that happened in this game will continue to happen for the rest of the season. Different opponents be damned. Coaching adjustments be damned. Weather be damned. It's all just a pack of lies that this organization has fed us. I should have known better. Thankfully, I know better now and I will not fall for it again. And I had such HIGH hopes, too :(.
Oh well, at least the Bucs are going to win a 2nd SB this year.
Also, Jaxon or BW (or anyone, really) plz tell me if this should have been a fan 'shot' instead of a fan 'post'. I do want to stay within the guidelines.
GO PANTHERS !!!!!