First, JR dumped his whole roster to save money knowing that he had to make sure the team sucked and they had the #1 pick next year in 2011, because he has been training Cam Newton behind the scenes since he was a child like the Emperor did with the SITH. Then JR created the Lockout issues (because he is a rich white devil 1%’er) and leaked rumors of Cam being a trouble maker, that he was a “running” QB, and that he had a fake smile, so that most teams would stay away from him. You think " I want to be an entertainer and Icon" was off the cuff? NO…The Emperor planned it that way.
On opening day, you will hear JR over the loud speaker at BOA stadium. He will say “ORDER ALPHA-BOJANGLES” Then, the entire teams’ eyes will glow yellow, then red. Then they will get +10 strength, agility, and speed.
Steve Smith will decapitate the corner back covering him (using rules & regulations of course).
JStew will stiff arm some poor bastard up into the air and will drive him 4 feet into the ground.
Beason will cut some poor running back in half turning him into pink mist.
And the Panthers will go on to a 19-0 season. Actually, 20-0 because the entire team will make the pro bowl.
You think all those San Diego Chargers that are now Panthers were regular humans?? No, they are all clones made from Bo Jackson’s DNA, because he is a SITH Lord as well and was watching over CAM during his season at Auburn. Bo Jackson was waiting for the moment Cam would realize the power of "The Force". It happened when Auburn was down by 3 touchdowns to Alabama AT Alabama. You don't think any mere human could bring his team back from a 21 point deficit in the fourth quarter AT Alabama do you?
I hope all this makes sense? It’s a bit spooky, but really awesome when you think about it…