In years past, the Panthers have been famous for haiving players with strange names and this year's roster is no different.
Below is my list of the Panthers predicted 2012-2013 53 man roster ranked in order weirdness, beginning with the least weird. For simplicity, I have used Jaxon's July 23 roster prediction (with the addition of Thomas Davis. I screwd up somewhere, sue me). The names have been divided into 3 levels of weirdness, after the jump..
You may be surprised that I have ranked "J.J. Jansen", the name belonging to the Panthers' Long Snapper, as the weirdest on the roster. I urge you to take a closer look at this seemingly conventional name.
If you were to look at J.J. Jansen's birth certificate it would read, "Jeffrey Richard Jansen". The only logical conclusion is that "J.J." derives from the first letter in "Jeffrey", and from the first letter in "Jansen". If you were to say aloud, "J.J. Jansen" you would essentially be saying, "Jefferey Jansen Jansen". If Jansen had even a grain of common sense he would have chosen the nickname J.R. Jansen (Jeffery Richard Jansen). These facts place Jeffery Jansen Jansen at the number one spot on my list.
Please let me know if you disagree with any of my rankings.