It Came From Panthers Facebook...

Like a train wreck, I can't seem to take my eyes away from the Panthers facebook page. On any given article they post you get about 1/3rd decent understanding, and 2/3rds of the most insane, intelligible ranting you'll ever see. It's really quite brilliant if you can step away and not take it seriously. Each week I'll pull a few of these gems and attempt to respond to these questions to raise the understanding. Names have been hidden to protect the innocent.

Carolina Panthers: "Luke Kuechly met with some of the Panthers faithful today" (Accompanying photo of Kuechly with a fan)

Anonymous: I AINT PRESSING LIKE YET LETS SEE WHAT HE DO ON THE FIELD

Anonymous, I too share in your belief that we shouldn't give rookies too much credit before they've ever played a down in the NFL. However, why wouldn't you like a player engaging fans in any facet. This isn't saying he's making the pro-bowl, it's just a photo of Kuechly with a fan. I think it's safe to 'like' this and not annoint him the next Lawrence Taylor.

Carolina Panthers: Today is Steve Smith's birthday! Hit the LIKE BUTTON to send him some birthday cheer!

Anonymous: At the same time its kinda a bad thing cause he gettin old and might get slower...

I can understand the worries about Smitty getting older, but jeez... talk about being a party pooper.

More after the jump

Carolina Panthers: Fan Question of the Day: What Panthers player is primed for a breakout season in 2012? Let us know your predictions!

Anonymous: Cam Newton, Jonathan stweart, deangelo williams, davis gettis, steve smith, brandon lafell, kealoah pilares, legendu naanee, jon beason, thomas davis, luke keachly, charles johnson, greg hardy, sione fua, terrelle mcclain, darius butler, captain munnerlyn, joe adams, chris gamble, and dan connor.

I've got some bad news. First of all you pretty much butchered 50% of the player's names, secondly I regrettably inform you that Legedu Naanee and Dan Connor are no longer with the Panthers.

Carolina Panthers: Six area middle schools competed in the Play 60 Challenge to determine which school could log the most "activity minutes" in a four week period. The Panthers want to congratulate Banks Trail Middle School in Fort Mill for earning first place honors and Countryside Montessori School in Charlotte for finishing second! Each school will receive a $1,000 health and wellness grant.

Anonymous: PANTHEEEEERZZZZZZ!are yall just as prejudice as a good portion of this state?! really now?! dont yall realize theres 100 counties in this state?!! so why not allow all counties to participate?! any and everyone who wants to partake in ANYTHING YALL HAVE?! YOUR PUBLIC RELATIONS DEPARTMENT SUCKS!! NOW I TRY NOT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING I RESPECT BUT DANG..ONCE AGAIN, YALL 4GET THERES COMMUNITIES...FANS...BEYOND A 50MILE RADIUS OF THE STADIUM...IM STARTING TO SEE WHY A LOT OF PEOPLE GO OUTSIDE THEIR OWN STATE TO CHOOSE FAV TEAMS, BECAUSE THEIR OWN HOMETOWN TEAMS DONT SUPPORT ANY AND EVERYONE WITHIN THE ENTIRE STATE BORDER...SHAME ON YALL!

Can you please let me know what school you attended? I would like to punch your English teacher in the face. Yes, damn those Panthers for giving money to area school- what were they thinking?

Carolina Panthers: The Panthers have signed punter Nick Harris, an 11-year special team veteran who has spent time with the Broncos, Bengals, Lions and Jaguars.

Anonymous: How about we sign kasey back!

Anonymous: Just a sad reminder of where Kasay went. COME BACK!!

Anonymous: Why didn't we sign Kasay instead?

Anyonymous: <<<<<<< möchte kasay zurück

Might I suggest this?

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