CALM THE FUCK DOWN LIMEY!!!

I know you want to have your squeak of the week skipped by everybody, but I had to fucking work! I'm up here for weeks with out my wife...

MY BALLS ARE A SHADE OF BLUE NOT YET DISCOVERED BY SCIENCE!!!

GOD DAMN IT!!! LET ME ENJOY THE FACT THAT...

I AM STILL THE FUCK NUMBER ONE!!!

That is right you walking taint stains, I am going to be relaxing in a bar in Washington DC while you dinks sweat your lineups. Unless you are not in the playoffs (or Limey), then who cares what you think (until next season, then holla atcha boy!)

This week crushed the dreams of many men, and more will soon know their pain.

Let us feast on their delicious pain.

The Crazy 88's ended their season on a hot streak and went into the playoff bye by beating AE for QB3 with the shear power of his fucking kicker. You lost to my kicker, asshole.

The Greg Olsen Twins (Wow, talking about picking a team name you can't make fun of. Pussy) rode off into the sunset beating the ignored team of Try to Catch 89 91.32 to 85.30

Dakota took over third place and left License to Kalil to sniff ass at fourth place 131.80 to 55.42 Kalil scored less points than two teams who are being ignored. No one is afraid of you next week buddy.

4th and 20 made a solid surge, beating My Step Dad off I mean out of the playoffs 96.82 to 83.44

Queen City Katz earned a seat at the big boys table by claiming the last playoff spot against fifth place Out of Bounds 107.40 to 98.62

And now, the man who takes (and talks) a lot of shit

Firstly can I offer my congratulations to our leader Captain Bummertron on securing 1st overall and the top seed in the draft (seriously though I'm loving the bye and I'm sure you are too), and everyone else except Dipen who made the playoffs. Unlucky to the others, especially AE 4 QB3 and My Step Dad- who both had their foot in the door at some point yesterday :(

Now of course the squeak of the week is my victory of CamDaBatteringRam 88.23 vs 87.28

Before you jump down my throat and tell me how lucky I am.... I know. After going 5-0 I have limped battered and bloody into the first the playoffs and then the bye week. The fact of the matter is that I'm there, so screw you and beat me if you can. Like a wounded animal The Tigres are most dangerous when cornered. I'm saddened to be robbed of the chance to play out of bounds in week 15. Truly I am, its one each in the series and I sincerly hope to get the chance changes this fact and prove once and for all that Dipen is a whiny bitch with a bark worse than his bite :D.

I'm going to enjoy my weeks rest now fella's. See you in the final 4
P.S I HATE YOU DREW BREES YOU MASSIVE TOOL- what a clusterfuck of a game. Bless you Demarco Murray. Stay fit.

LP

Thanks Limey (and it does feel good to have a week off)

Four of you need to work, so that two of you can face me and Limey.

Have at it.