Posting this from my phone, so there will be some errors (Mostly Fixed). I am sure CamDaBatteringRam will call me out for all my mistakes due to the FUCKING EPIC BEATING I laid out on that simpering little bitch (Dipen beat you to it. STOP LETTING PEOPLE BEAT YOU, CAMDABATTERINGRAM! Be an man for Keurig's sake.).

The Crazy 88's secured his spot in the playoffs by violently cock slapping CamDaBatteringRam 118.76 to 57.40

Try to Catch 89 grabbed a moral victory by ruining any playoff hopes for AE for QB3 with a heartbreaking victory 112.96 to 112.94 That is just fucking rude, 89. Well done.

4th and 20 also decided to play spoiler by waking up just long enough to effectively end The Greg Olsen Twins season 111.44 to 104.64

A License to Kalil may have skipped the draft, but he will be in the playoffs while Queen City Katz is on the outside looking in 102.74 to 92.74

Dakota stole the bottle and cracked the belt along the backside of My Step Dad 100.82 to 94.90

Out of Bounds skipped that Ghandi shit and went on the offensive by beating perpetual fucktard Las Papel Tigres 146.22 to 109.18 Limey somehow still secured a playoff spot while losing. Limey, you are my Reverse Hero.

So there are three playoff spots left. Which of you will rise to the challenge, and which of you will wallow in the mixture of filth and offal that is the every losing heartbeat of your pathetic lives?

The spelling may be questionable, but the results are undenyable. (Editors Note: I did not fix this sentence so that Dipen's comment would make sense.)