I am calm now.

I am collected.

I am on the second day of an insomnia attack (so excuse me if this goes off the rails).

What can I say?

BALLS!!!

Crazzy 88's failed like a Marty Hurney second round draft pick against Limeys Redcoats. 104.78 to 102.58

(Andre Johnson's underachieving ass can take a motorcycle trip straight to Gofukyurselfville, Drew Brees can ride bitch)

Try To Catch 89 fell apart like a Cam Newton 2 minute drill against My Step Dad. 94.50 to 92.88

AE for QB3's could have used a Suggestion Box against The Greg Olsen Twins. 85.42 to 58.72

A License to Kalil GODDAMNIT I AM STILL PISSED ABOUT LOSING TO THAT FUCKING ARROGANT PRICK, LIMEY!!! Smoked 4th and 20 (I may have made that joke last week). 83.48 to 77.08

Queen City Katz treated CamDaBatteringRam Like a Marty Hurney Monday Morning (My new cover band name). 71.60 to 53.98

And now for Limey's Squeek of the Week:

Hello friends :)

How the devil are you???

I'm well, great week for me to be honest. Here's the squeak this week.

As much as I wish it was my game with former league leader Oi2 (the 4th smallest winning victory of the season) it wasn't.... A storming game took place between....

Out of Bounds (115.26) vs Dakota (116.70)

To be honest this was a great game for me to, I'm all smiles as Vipen fell behind to yours truly in division 2 and dakota continued to build on a decent season and equaled out of bounds 4-3 record. Dakota has been scoring high all season.. leading the league in points scored (well played sir, even I think that's impressive).

Here's a tip for my great rival Out of bounds... Stop playing BenJarvis Green-Ellis who underscored for the 6th straight week. On the upside for you Dipen... Dakota scored the highest points and would have beaten everyone else this week.

Only a short one for me this week... to much work!!! In summary I'm back, I'm number one.... everything is right with the world of fantasy football

A happy LP x
Thanks Limey (PIGFELTCHER!!!)
I'm Going to grab a nap. The rest of you can fingerblast yourselves.
I said NSFW, right?