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Dammit you beat me to it.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what she said...

Rocking the boat and righting the ship! Making the moves needed...Go Panthers!!!

by UNCMattyt99 on Sep 29, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tater this is amazing.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Groan...

Anyone got a tomato?

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Lecter approves...

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought about putting the mask on Hardy

But i didn’t want to conceal that facial expression

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overheard Sunday...

Charles Johnson: A quarterback once tried to evade me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Greg Hardy: It puts the lotion on it’s skin.

by FF Companion on Sep 29, 2011 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well. Damn. Done.

We should have our graphic guy get a hold of your graphic guy…

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds good. Have his people call my people.

We’ll do lunch.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm still your agent, right?

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you gots furred.

I don't always fail, but when I do...
I do it awesomely.

by BusyBeingAwesome on Sep 29, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tater: Its not you, its me.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, BW's a furry?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love that there's a bottle of motion lotion on the nightstand.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too

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I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's actually BW passed out in the bed.

I don't always fail, but when I do...
I do it awesomely.

by BusyBeingAwesome on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I told you that in confidence.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooopth.

Mah bad.

I don't always fail, but when I do...
I do it awesomely.

by BusyBeingAwesome on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now THIS is a Furrey.

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talk about one hit wonders…

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No thanks, I had enough of Lifehouse eight years ago.

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now...they had two good songs.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damned if I ever knew they even DID two songs.

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS?

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may be a Bears fan… but you fit in well here

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what i was thinking

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well don’t worry. He will leave in a heartbeat the minute he sees all the fines you charge us BW.

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're not fines...they're dues. Huge difference.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fines, dues, reparations, extortion, blackmail… eh its all the same right?

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they're all different.

They each go into a different account.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

and then he'll come back for the cheerleaders

What they didn’t tell you about the Cheerleader post: only the first hit is free

by ppalm on Sep 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just lulling you all into a false sense of security that I'm actually a friend...

Then when no one’s expecting it, THAT’s when I’ll strike! Mwahahahaha!

Erm…

Um…

You see nothing.

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by Steven Schweickert on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played sir

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

Bringing the term ‘bumping fuzzies’ to a whole new level.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was just a big misunderstanding.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure the rule of thumb is if you have to ask your client if you’re still his agent, then chances are you’re no longer his agent.

Maybe we can ask Carl Carey if that’s how it went down with Robert Quinn?

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're taking a break

We both need to grow apart so we can grow together.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to feel like we should all leave this thread so you and BW can hash this out.

/awkward

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1…

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don't need a break.

You can have all the BoBerries I don’t get for you in negotiations…I promise.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL the Bo' Berries?

You’d do that for me?

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course Tater....You...complete....me.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright. You're still my agent.

Let’s not fight anymore, not in front of the children.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's probably best for the family...

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, we are the glue holding this blog together

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS…. oh never mind

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS:

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that translate to "That's what the horse said?"

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Foxy can be Wilbur.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure the show will run for long when all his is is a one trick pony that says “it is what it is” and “ask the personnel department” and “day to day” all the time.

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You betcha.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Silence of the Bears

BAMF: I will listen now. After your knee’s murder, you were on the bench. You were 27 years old. You went to sit with benchwarmers on a bench on the sidelines in Chicago. And…?
Cutler: [tears begin forming in his eyes] And one evening, I just ran away.
BAMF: No “just”, Cutler. What set you off? You started at what time?
Cutler: Early, before dark.
BAMF: Then something woke you, didn’t it? Was it a dream? What was it?
Cutler: I heard a strange noise.
BAMF: What was it?
Cutler: It was… screaming. Some kind of screaming, like a child’s voice.

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I think you found someone to write the script, Tater.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAMF: First principles, Jay. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?

Cutler: He sacks quarterbacks…

BAMF: No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by getting sacks?

Cutler: Anger, um, popularity, and, huh, hatred of quarterbacks, sir…

BAMF: No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Jay? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now.

Cutler: No. We just…

BAMF: No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel his eyes moving over your body, Jay? And don’t your eyes seek out the things you want?

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well played sir, well played

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

JR: “Soldier Field, Chicago Illinois.” Sounds charming.
Angelo: That’s only a part of the island. There’s a very, very nice grassy field. Playmakers nest there. There’s beautiful…
JR: [cuts him off] Playmakers? Mmh. If I help you, Angelo, there will be “playmakers” for us too. Quid pro quo. You trade me things, I trade you things. Not about this case, though. About Olsen. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?
[pause]
JR: Yes or no, Angelo? Poor little Greg is waiting.
Lovie: Go, doctor.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

(continued)

BAMF: What did you do?
Cutler: I went to the sideline. I crept up into the coach. I was so scared to look, but I had to.
BAMF: And what did you see, Cutler? What did you see?
Cutler: Bears fans. The fans were screaming.
BAMF: They were slaughtering the playoff Bears?
Cutler: And they were screaming.
BAMF: And you ran away?
Cutler: No. First I tried to help them. I… I threw the balls to our receivers, but they wouldn’t catch. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn’t run.
BAMF: But you could and you did, didn’t you?
Cutler: Yes. I ran away as fast as I could…

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

LOL

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

*supposed to be coaches box...oh well - no edit button

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's funnier as is...

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMFAO!!

Actually… sounds like something Romo would have said Monday night.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

And he could crawl up into Rob Ryan and hide if he really wanted to.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, Ryan would have just made Romo his GD snack for the day.

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

by Disciple of Carolina on Sep 30, 2011 1:51 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Brilliant. Just Brilliant.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright Vagus... this is becoming addicting

The Kraken: If you didn’t sack him, then who did, sir?
Big Money: Who can say. Best thing for him, really. His receivers were going nowhere.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I KNOW!

Kraken: (looking at game photos) Did you get all these sacks, CJ?
Big Money: Ah. That is Matt Ryan seen after he defecated on himself. Do you know Flacco?
Kraken: All that detail just from memory, sir?
Big Money: Memory, Young Hardy, is what I have instead of a view.

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just warms the cockles of my heart...

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kraken, after sacking Cutler: I can smell your cunt.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LOL

CJ: I, however, cannot. But you wear Cotex and women’s suave…but not today.

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAMF: Tell me, Coach: did you train the O-Line yourself?
Lovie Smith: What?
BAMF: Did you spoon-feed them?
Jerry Angelo: Now wait a minute…
Lovie Smith: Yes, I did.
BAMF: Toughened your Quarterback, didn’t it?
Jerry Angelo: You son of a bitch!
BAMF: Amputate a man’s leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, Lovie, when your little Quarterback is on the ground, where will it tickle you?
Lovie Smith: Take this… thing back to Charlotte!
BAMF: Six foot three, scrawnily built, about two hundred and twenty pounds; hair brown, eyes pale blue. He’d be about twenty-eight now. He said he lived in Denver, but he may have lied. That’s all I can remember, Lovie, but if I think of any more, I will let you know. Oh, and Coach, just one more thing: love your suit!

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

*sniff* I'm so proud...

:-D

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

I don't always dress like a pirate...but when I do, I do it in this picture.

by Vagus on Sep 29, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

x

“I’d f@ck me…I’d f@ck me so hard…

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

…I don’t know how to respond to this

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Well played. That is an adequate response.

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAMF: Now then, tell me. What did Kraken say to you? The Kraken in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Cutler: He said, “I can smell your c*nt.”
BAMF: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear Sex Panther, but not today.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

yep

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Insurance Salesman: (knocks on door) Sir, I’d like to talk to you about your life insurance options.

Kraken:

Insurance Salesman: I’ll see myself out

by James Dator on Sep 29, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

BAMF: Ok Greg, so me your best war face on gameday.

Kraken:

BAMF:

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURRR


Im too lazy to put my words on the pic

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

JR: You know what you look like to me, with your good uniform and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition’s given you some length of bone, but you’re not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Mr. Cutler? And that accent you’ve tried so desperately to shed: pure Vanderbilt. What is your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamp? You know how quickly the girls found you… all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars… while you could only dream of getting out… getting anywhere… getting all the way to the NFL.

Cutler: You see a lot, sir. But are you strong enough to point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don’t you – why don’t you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you’re afraid to.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Honestly, I could absolutely see JR saying something like this.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAMF: Mike Martz is helping your career isn’t he? Apparently he likes you and you like him too.

Cutler: I never thought about it.

BAMF: Do you think that Mike Martz wants you sexually? True, he is much older but do you think he visualizes scenarios, exchanges, f@cking you?

Cutler: That doesn’t interest me coach, and frankly, it’s…it’s the sort of thing that Fox would say.

BAMF: Not anymore.

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

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by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHH!!!!

That was too far

Do you think that Mike Martz wants you sexually?

Jeez, you should write children’s cards.

Tattoo your name on my arm
I always said my girl's a good luck charm. -The Ramones

by Oi2dwrld on Sep 29, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, let’s not encourage him.

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know I shouldn't but part of me wants to see what BW would come up with.

It’s like when you are out and someone says, “this is terrible, try some.” and you do.

I know it will be terrible (terrifying) but damn it I am curious.

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I always said my girl's a good luck charm. -The Ramones

by Oi2dwrld on Sep 29, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freaking awesome Tater.

Do you mind if I copy this and send it to some friends? Attributed of course.

Tattoo your name on my arm
I always said my girl's a good luck charm. -The Ramones

by Oi2dwrld on Sep 29, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Go for it man

This comment section has officially been Tater'd.

by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd like to put the lotion on that skin.

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by Tater596 on Sep 29, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yes

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just put some on my own...does that count?

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I don't always fail, but when I do...
I do it awesomely.

by BusyBeingAwesome on Sep 29, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? My hands were chapped...

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

now your d*cks chapped...

I don't always fail, but when I do...
I do it awesomely.

by BusyBeingAwesome on Sep 29, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no....that's why I used lotion :-)

The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace

I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.

Follow me on Twitter! @bdubsmitty

by BW Smith on Sep 29, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

One More Time!

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

x

"We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand."

by ERL on Sep 29, 2011 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE! lol

This has been a public service announcement.......

by CaptainPanther on Sep 29, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stole the BAMF pic… but I is ok with it because this is a brilliant post. You absolutely are full of WIN on this my friend!

Rec’d!

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are right and I will go ahead and say that all of these pics were copied from other CSR posts.

by pcroadrage on Sep 29, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah man, I meant it in jest. Well done though seriously!

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by Ivan459 on Sep 29, 2011 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

some times things just cum come to you

by pcroadrage on Sep 29, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

…now that is a tad to far… lol

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by Ivan459 on Sep 30, 2011 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I thought i was getting close to the line in the first place, I’ll cool it a little bit. Can’t be as bad as the see you next Tuesday jokes though

by pcroadrage on Sep 30, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Simply

Awesome

You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.

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