Ryan Kalil = Tweet of the lockout

As you know we haven't been able to have a 'tweet of the week' recently because our players just haven't been using Twitter to the best of their abilities recently. However, Ryan Kalil came on strong today in response to the settlement negotiations that have Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, Vincent Jackson and Logan Mankins essentially weaseling their way out of their franchise tags and leaving the rest of franchised players high and dry. Sorry, I know it's harsh- but it is what it is. 

This move prompted outspoken Vikings punter Chris Kluwe to call the four players 'douchebags' which prompted Kalil to jump on Twitter and give us two of the better tweets we've seen in a while: 

Ryan Kalil
I hope Chris Kluwe doesn't call me a douchebag because I am currently working on my own settlement with GM Marty Hurney.

No reason for Kalil to make a false claim like this, so it means he and Hurney have talked extension prior to the lockout, this is great news. But then, the Tweet of the lockout: 

Ryan Kalil
In exchange for NOT having my signature on the settlement of the case, I would like: a 1978 AMC Pacer, 10 Snuggies® w/ #67 embroidered on them and a meet & greet w/ Jon Cryer of Two and a Half Men.

Ryan Kalil = the man... nothing more to be said