We've dissected Cam Newton like a frog in 11th grade Biology class. We've even had a Ravens fan and a Lions fan come over to sing his virtues. We've talked Blaine Gabbert until he's become BlahBlah Grabass, and he's even spawned his own venacular, "Gabbery". We've all argued DT vs. QB vs. CB and what would be the best for the Panthers with the 1st pick. We've traded down, and sometimes, traded down again, and again. If there's a scenario for the first pick, more than likely it's either been in a CSR article or comment.
Well, it's time for something other than a draft or CBA post.
As a much needed diversion, I thought I'd lighten the mood and take a look at the funnier side of sports.... after the jump.
From the "Creative Fan" Files:
We've all seen great signs at games. Here's a few of my favorites:
From the "We should have sat somewhere else" File:
Funny how life works out sometimes, ain't it?
From the "Hot Cheerleader" File:
Just a few Hotties to straighten things out.
From the "Football Jokes" File:On the Sunday afternoon of Week 15, a Panther fan walked into a bar with his dog. The bartender says "Hey buddy, you can't bring that dog in here." The guy says, "This is a very special dog. Turn on the Panthers game and I'll show you." The bartender got curious, so he turned on the game to see what would happen. The guy says "Watch. Whenever the Panthers score my dog does flips." Sure enough, the Panthers kicked a field goal and the dog jumped all around doing flips. And later, the Panthers kicked another field goal, and again the dog jumped around doing flips. The bartender asked, "What happens when the Panthers score a touchdown?" The guys says, "I don't know, I only got him after Clausen took over in week 9"
Q: You're in a room with a snarling bear, a hungry lion, and Jimmy Clausen. You have a gun, but it only has two bullets. What do you do? A: Shoot Jimmy Clausen twice
Jimmy Clausen was complaining to Brandon LaFell about his first road game trip and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game. "I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk cheerleader banging on the door and screaming," he recalled. LaFell said "That's terrible, How'd you ever get any sleep?" Jimmy says, "At five o'clock I finally unlocked the closet door and let her out."
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory, Relativity and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" To which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "You still think Jimmy Clausen can be an NFL QB don't you?"
Well, there you have it. Feel free to add to the files in the comment section, but make sure you keep it PG-13.