Ladies and Gentlemen, today may be the single greatest day in Panthers history.
Today is the day of Cam Newton’s Pro Day at Auburn. It a day that may go down in infamy as the day where Cam Newton reassured all Panther fans that he is worthy of being taken as #1 overall and leading the Panthers to a Super Bowl. It is the day where we might finally know who the real #1 overall pick should be. Maybe it will be a day where we can finally stop arguing about QB’s and move forward towards the draft with an ever brighter future. ((And high value for our #1 pick in case we trade it away. =p))
The best part about all of this is that you can watch Newton and the Auburn Pro-Day live on ESPN3 starting at 1:30PM. We will see Cam Newton in his natural habitat instead of the foreign land known as the Combine. We will do our duty and see to it that he throws every route that a NFL QB needs to throw. Then we will all form our judgment on how he did and hopefully we will come to a consensus on whether or not we want Cam Newton in Carolina.
However, you guys have to remember is that this workout will be completely tailored to Cam Newton. This workout is going to be made to show off his strengths and prove that he is worthy of the #1 overall pick. If he is not confident in making a particular throw, chances are he's not going to throw it. Also remember that this is going to be more about our opinion rather than NFL teams. They’ve had 13 game films with Cam Newton in it to break down, so by now he’s either won the Panthers over or he hasn’t. This workout is more about the fans and is either going to solidify many of our doubts on this player and make the Blaine Banwagon grow ever stronger, or he’s going to make us double-take and wonder if we’re wrong about the guy.
Either way, I think Christian Ponder will be the best QB in the NFL Draft in April. But that's just my opinion! In any event, I will be watching and I hope you guys do as well.
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This is a sickening amount of hype.
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I saw a part of Sportscenter where Justin Tuck of the New York Giants was talking about how Cam Newton was an athletic QB and how they don’t last in the QB that long. Pointed to the Manning brothers, Tom Brady, and Drew Brees as examples of QB’s that can stand in the pocket and make the good throws.
Instantly the talking heads of ESPN jumped to Cam’s defense. A lot of times it feels like it’s being pushed down our throat.
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
by Revshawn on Mar 8, 2011 1:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I put a fanshot up about that..........
But the public likes:
A. Heisman Winners
B. National Championship winners.
C. Good looking QB’s
Cam is all 3.
Course ESPN, NFL network and the like will shove it down our throats.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:07 PM EST up reply actions
Gabbert is only #3.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently, even QB's that dress up like girls.

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
The dude dressed like a nurse makes one of the ugliest women I’ve ever seen.
"If you see this ugly ass face, that means I scored...again!"
~Stevonne Smith
by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno man...this one is obviously in good fun, Jimmy's is a natural picture
I’d say Jimmy’s is far worse when you take that into consideration
Jimmy's is worse
Because he’s wiener to butt with other men.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 9, 2011 11:25 AM EST up reply actions
tuck is wrong
I don’t understand how people can claim that athletic QBs don’t last in the NFL. That is just plain dumb. Tuck is a good football player, but he was flatout wrong. Let’s look at the longevity of running QBs in the NFL…Steve McNair, Steve Young, John Elway, Donovan McNabb, Fran Tarkenton, and Randall Cunningham. Aaron Rodgers is a good runner, and Vick and Tebow pulled out some wins by running the ball as well.
Vick and Brady have had the same number of season ending injuries. But with all those guys, none of them are really big, strong QBs. I’m talking about Big Ben and Culpepper size. Cam has the size and speed.
If someone has a problem with how he throws, that’s one thing. But to say athletic QBs don’t last is just dumb.
I think it is because Cam is a "run first" QB
That he get so much criticism from players and ex-players. At Auburn he could look for his first read and if it wasn’t there he’d run. If he tries that in the NFL he’s going to get seriously injured. Even against Oregon he about go knocked out, and the NFL is a far cry more beastly than Oregon.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
And Justin Tuck is up there on the beastly scale.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
not buying it, but...
If Cam has a one read-run first mentality in Carolina, or anywhere for that matter, then I think he would get benched before he got hurt. I don’t think either of those will happen in the NFL. He’ll learn the system and dominate in the NFL. If he runs all the time because he fails to learn the system, he’ll have more highlight reel plays than wins. He’ll do what is demanded of him by the coach.
How many of his runs were running plays by design. I remember watching Tebow and Vick, and many plays are designed QB runs, which is not a reflection of his decision making at all.
Teams and co-ordinators adjust.
Tebow has not even had half a season of playing. If he doesn’t adapt as defenses adapt his performance will suffer. History has shown that as teams have time to adjust to Vick his performance as a QB tails off against good teams. As for your question how many of his plays were designed runs? Almost all. The system Auburn runs the QB is either pre-determined to hand the ball off, make a read while handing the ball off and keep it himself to run, or is is a pass play where if the first read is not open he pulls down and runs. His pass to run ratio in action was about 50/50. By comparison players like Ponder and Gabbert were 80/20.
I’ve never said Cam can’t learn to adapt, I’m simply saying the system he’s been in has most likely caused him to develop habits which will have to be coached out of him. He’s never been asked to do the things an NFL QB will have to do and hence there is no tape to determine if he is capable of doing in a game at any evidence. If he starts falling back on bad habits (presuming the coaching staff coaches not to one-read and dash) he simply won’t be able to stand up to running as frequently as he did in college. It isn’t a slight on Cam. Contrary to popular belief he is merely mortal and NFL defenses make it their business to punish mortals.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
One thing I learned in the military, is that in
high stress situations people fall back on training only if it is repeated often enough to become habit. Otherwise, they fall directly back to their ingrained natural habits.
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Congratulations!
On providing the best post regarding why Cam should sit for a couple of years so he doesn’t get murdered by large 300 pound grown man. You win one internets and a framed picture of came in a female angel costume!
Cam Newton isn't a run first QB. He did what coaches asked him to do.....
and out of his last 169 designed pass plays that Auburn ran. Newton took off and rank on 15 of them….which just 1 percent more than Aaron rodgers ran last year and he didn’t do to bad last year…..so basiclly that logic is Bull crap.
There is a difference with being able to run….and running because that is all you can do…and people that say that about him are all people that are reading the negative hype and don’t know the facts.
Detroit Lions Mock Draft
1. Jimmy Smith CB Colorado
2. Nate Irving LB NC State
3. Ahmad Black S Florida
4. Austin Pettis WR Boise State
5. Stevan Ridley RB LSU
7. special teams coverage demon
I don't know where you got your information - but it is incorrect
Cam ran 15 times against Arkansas St alone, 30 times against Georgia, 22 times against Oregon.
Cam ran the ball 264 times last season versus 280 pass attempts. (For what it is worth he was sacked 23 times.)
So let’s just go with your information and assertions. Let’s say he did only take off and run around 10 percent of the time. Let’s say he did stick to the plan the coaches gave.
At 280 pass attempts + 23 sacks = 303 designed pass plays. Using you information (and I’ll round it up to 10% for easy math) That means Cam was only supposed to “take off and run” 30 times last season. Hmm, looks like Cam ran 264 times last season! Wow.
If Cam Newton isn’t a run first QB, explain to me how he ran the ball more than Ryan Williams (RB Va Tech) and Mark Ingram (RB, Alabama) combined?
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by Vagus on Mar 9, 2011 8:59 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Exactly
"I could never be a thug, they don't dress this well." - Malice
by Julius Coxswain on Mar 8, 2011 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
Cool
hopefully he shows us enough to finally put this whole, “Let’s take Newton-Let’s not take Newton!” argument to rest once and for all!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 12:57 PM EST reply actions
I don't see that argument ending untill well after the draft
If we take him, there will be a few posters who will still complain. If we don’t there will be the lamenters.
God forbid we do take him or Gabbert, this place will blow up with who should start arguments. No one knows how to run this team better than the vocal minority.
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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And God knows
we’ve had our fair share of, “who should start” arguments around here. Why is it sooo hard!?!?!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:15 PM EST up reply actions
Because we are losing
When the winning restarts, we can focus on more important things than the tiny failings of every individual player.
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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I don't really mind
the losing season, because this has been the first time in a long time that we’ve really sucked(not that I would want it to stay that way), but I think it’s because we’re so unsure at QB and a good majority of members want a franchise QB now, rather than later. It’s understandable, but I’ll tell you that I can’t wait until draft day!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions
No doubt
I meant if we are winning we won’t have any more who should start arguments. But no matter what we do in the draft, I don’t see us having this bad a season for a loooooooooong time. :)
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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Way to guarantee yourself at least 100 comments Rev ;-)
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
At least this way there is a centralization of the Cam Newton Anti Cam Newton talk so it doesn't take over all the other comment threads. :p
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
Let me know how that works out for you. :)
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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Methinks we need ‘pro-cam’ and ‘anti-cam’ threads.
The moderates can hijack a third thread operating in the shadows.
Haha.
And the Communists can get angry and create their websites where they can put down the opposition on the other side. :p
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In communist CSR, website creates you.
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by BW Smith on Mar 8, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Damn I need to find a stream...
My gay ass internet/tv carrier doesn’t have ESPN3
.... Yeah i know
but my ISP doesn’t let me use ESPN3. It’s so dumb
It will be Newton
We are going to get Cam Newton. Just the way Rivera is talking about him. I also think Rivera not going to Mallet’s pro day and instead going to Cam’s pro day speaks volumes.
Unless he flops today and Blaine has a great pro day, i think all signs point to Newton for us. Which is completly fine by me :)
He could be looking at Nic Flair. :P
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
I hope he is looking at both.
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He could also be avoiding Mallett’s Pro Day because Mallett has no chance at being the #1 overall pick. That has nothing to do with Cam.
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Ironically, I did just burn my hand...
I was taking a plate of leftover spaghetti out of the microwave, and the plate slid and the sauce burned the shit out of my hand.
I’m not making this up.
I hope you’re happy now James. :-)
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But to the main point...
did you drop any of your Spaghetti??? Man I’m freaking hungry now!!!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:17 PM EST up reply actions
Sadly, yes.
I lost some of the spaghetti in the incident.
But my hand is fine though. Thanks for asking, btw. :-)
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Haha
always here to provide support bw, lol!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
James is a witch!
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Think you forgot the no homo tag there Jaxon. :)
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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But how do you *know* he is a witch?
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
He floats.
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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Well, he turned me into a newt!!
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Throw him into the pond!!
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
I posted this elsewhere - from KC Joyner
the Football Scientist® – http://insider.espn.go.com/nfl/draft2011/insider/columns/story?id=6192612
It is paid content, but a breakdown on why Cam will struggle in the NFL. Interesting stuff. For example in his entire collegiate career versus FBS opponents, he’s only thrown 9 check down passes. Ever.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Joyner was interviewed today on SportsCenter, and said it was his footwork that needed fixing.
Said he’s had 3 good coaches in college, who knew how to work with QBs, and that it’s still not right. He allowed for the possibility that the recent QB coach he’s been working with might fix it, but said he doesn’t take enough drop back, to allow room to step into the longer throws.
Sounds like an easy mechanical fix to me.
He stood by his position that he didn't find him worthy of a 1st round pick though
(I don’t agree with that assessment)
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
The entire University of Stanford are dicks.
Published this yesterday:

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...
I used to like Stanford…
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
I hope they all choke on a ham sandwich
"Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Fails To Work Hard" - Kevin Durant
Let me fixthat for you
I hope they all choke on a ham vegan tofu sandwich
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Whatever, we've got one thing on them at least...
at least we’re not in California right now….god what a mess that state is about to become (well, moreso than it already is)!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski
Yeah, hop[e you have fun when you go to the redskins when they go 2-14 next year. You could have been on a good team here in Carolina Luck, now you get to have a chance to go to one of the most dysfunctional teams in the league that features an owner with a brain of a 10 year old.
Yup, have fun with that buddy.
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by Ivan459 on Mar 8, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Revshawn...
Just for the record, I’m beginning to think I agree with your last paragraph. =)
BUT, this post is about Newton…so back to regularly scheduled programming.
I'm using reverse physcology...
I feel that the more I talk about Monty Python and derail a Cam Newton thread about something other than Cam then the earth will spin on its axis, right itself and moving forward we won’t have every thread dominated by him.
by James Dator on Mar 8, 2011 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
BUT I DON'T LIKE CAM!
….cam cam cam cam, cam cam cam cam, cammity cammmm…cam cam!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski
I just want the draft to be over with
So I will know who to cheer for and who to despise properly.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
by Vagus on Mar 8, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I agree.
I too cannot wait until I definitively know who to love and who to hate. Damn it Ron and Hurney, just tell us already!
/sobs in corner/
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Star Trek is also a very good topic
to help ease the Cam talk on other threads. At least it works for me! :-)

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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:29 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
LOL!!! Awesome!
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LOL.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Haha. Yup!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! Cam Newton is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
Cam Newton
Invented canned bread!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton's QB coach is
…Chuck Norris. He also doesn’t throw footballs, he judo chops em.
DT "When Did You Get Here?"
Greg Hardy "Man...I've been here all day."
what?
So the voices in your head invited friends? I don’t know what to say. I’ll ask Cam if he can help.
Lol.
After not running the 40-yard dash at the NFL Scouting Combine, it was time for QB Ryan Mallett to go through the drill.
Mallett turned in a 40 time of 5.37 seconds
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Is he still running? lol
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Somone must have...
Missed their morning Starbucks coffee…
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
In Mallett's defense...
I hear when he’s tweaking he can run faster than PP7
by James Dator on Mar 8, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
Good one.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
If we draft him...
we can have this setup in his helmet that will shoot him up just in case the pocket collapses and he has to run.
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:32 PM EST up reply actions
For those who can't get ESPN3 or find streaming...
The CO is giving live updates from the Auburn pro day…
http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2011/03/08/2121919/live-updates-from-auburns-pro.html
We will see Cam Newton in his natural habitat instead of the foreign land known as the Combine
TRANSLATION→
We will see Cam Newton in a staged (much like Disney’s Animal Kingdom does with Kilimanjaro Safaris and how the animals are staged) and choreographed scene which will show off his strengths and hide weaknesses (much like his private workout day) instead of being in a comparative showing of all professional QB traits and skills (like the NFL Combine).
FURTHER TRANSLATION→
Prepare to be wowed by Cam Newton, who will be a wonderful specimen today in a choreographed, staged scene highlighting strengths and hiding weaknesses, but nonetheless doesn’t prove him as professional QB caliber.
by jkp1516 on Mar 8, 2011 1:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
If this is the SINGLE greatest day in Panther history...
Then we have one hell of a lame future. IMO, the SINGLE GREATEST day in Panther history involves the Panthers winning the SB and hot women falling from the heavens…
So if this is truly the SINGLE GREATEST day in Panther history, I really have nothing to look forward to. Might be a bit of a hyperbole Revshawn…just a bit!
Lol! Ok a bit of a hyperbole, granted. :p
+1 on the hot women as well.
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
Women falling from the heavens that hopefully look like this...

and land gracefully.
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by Tater596 on Mar 8, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
*drools*
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
*blink...blink....blink*
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Typing my thanks for this picture with one hand is hard XP
by jai6y6 on Mar 8, 2011 2:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
TMI - but I understand
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
I would appreciate it if
you guys would stop posting pictures of my fiancee. She just doesnt know it yet
January 22, 2004 - February 24, 2011
by KaiserBromley on Mar 8, 2011 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
This just in...
We didn’t win the Super Bowl in history.
Maybe you meant the greatest day in the Panthers’ future?
(Just f***ing wit ya)
Ron Rivera, the Most Interesting Coach in the World. Stay thirsty my friends!
by Tarheel Soldier on Mar 8, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Per Gantt
Darin Gantt
They look at everybody, but the fact Rivera’s going to see Dareus and Amukamara is a tad interesting.
The plot thickens!
I swear the laid-off soap opera writers and producers work for ESPN and NFL now.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Did you know.............
Of those on the list from the last 10 years, the ones that have had some success have one thing in common: Throwing experience. Newton threw 292 Division I passes and was sacked 23 times, or once every 13 attempts. Gabbert, on the other hand, had 933 pass attempts and 42 sacks (once every 22 attempts). Gabbert has looked at college coverage in Division I games 660 more times than Newton, so the value of experience must be considered.
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Stop speaking sensibly
You know a Cam disciple will just translate that as wear and tear on Gabbert!
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
by Vagus on Mar 8, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
racist
/sarcasm
January 22, 2004 - February 24, 2011
by KaiserBromley on Mar 8, 2011 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Funny how grade school nightmares turn into
dreams for some people.
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Sometimes the comments from the Observer and bad...
And sometimes they’re so horrible I want to set up a camera, record me eating my own face and use my last moments on earth to douse myself in gasoline and set myself ablaze.
Exhibit A:
I think the Panthers should trade the #1 pick to Washington for McNabb
by James Dator on Mar 8, 2011 1:40 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
You actually read those comments? Lol!
In my mind, words like that fade and turn into a great group of people going ‘Derp! Derp! Derp!’
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
The Stupid is strong with this one

Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
by Vagus on Mar 8, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Mama always said...
…stupid is as stupid does.
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'm baffled at the dumbness...
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:12 PM EST up reply actions
Is this real?
If so, then she just won the award. Hands down!
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by Tarheel Soldier on Mar 8, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Only if the 'Skins promise to go 0-16 next year!
Cause you know what that would mean? Yes…Andrew Luck would have to go back to Stanford for his 5th year!
lol
We should have a thread one day where we all go out and collect some of the most asinie, idiotic, and just plain stupid comments from the observer comment section, the Panthers facebook page, espoopn, etc…
Would be a great laugh day that for sure.
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by Ivan459 on Mar 8, 2011 1:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've thought about making that a weekly column
Called “The Litter Box”
Thoughts?
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as funny as some of the comments are...
…It doesn’t really make them receptive to learn more when all they get are insults from other sites. Obviously this isn’t my show to run, but I’d personally find it quite tacky to spend front page space ridiculing fans of the same team.
That's part of the reason why I haven't already done it.
I don’t want it to make us all look bad.
Thanks for your input.
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Please do that.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions
Make it so!
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THAT my friend is a great idea!
The problem is, after a few minutes of reading them, your eyes will bleed and you will inexplicably start rooting Oakland Raiders players turned movie star.
DT "When Did You Get Here?"
Greg Hardy "Man...I've been here all day."
We wouldn't have to look far..
I try not to read any or their comments…but sometimes I just get hooked…I always regret it…
Now where's my REAL fans at?!
From Mort
Chris Mortensen
Spoke w proven NFL QB evaluator who starts w idea he won’t like what he’s about to see. Watched Cam’s game tapes. Loved his pocket presence
Pocket Presense?!?!?!
What is this they speak of….surely Jimmy has that….
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Haha.
Every time someone says something against Cam Newton, instantly they ((ESPN)) jump to his defense. Freaking instantly. It’s like a instinct.
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To be fair Rev...
He was ripped a new one by Joyner, who works for the four-letter.
by James Dator on Mar 8, 2011 1:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I was looking at that......
But it’s In$ider info.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, but none of that is ever going to hit the television.
It’s on a blog, and it’s all on NFL Insider. You have to PAY to see criticism on Cam Newton.
I’m sitting here watching ESPN. Nothing. I hear no criticism on Newton at all.
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by Revshawn on Mar 8, 2011 1:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
ESPN has a deal with Auburn to get the money back they paid Cecil for Cam to play.
That’s why all the critical information is Insider only. A portion of the proceeds goes to Auburns “scholarship foundation”.
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by BW Smith on Mar 8, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fairley up to 297
According to several people on Twitter.
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That's good news
I’d like to see whether he’s busting at the seams of his frame holding extra weight of if its no big deal with regards to his performance.
by ppalm on Mar 8, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gabbert video.
Just him talking about himself.
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-draft/09000d5d81ea6130/First-draft-Blaine-Gabbert
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Berry looked like running that shit hurt
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 1:53 PM EST reply actions
OK James - I fell for it
I went to the Observer and someone actually expects Cam to run a 4.29 40…..
My brain hurts now.
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dude....
don’t you know he can leap tall buildings in a sing bound? He’s faster than a speeding train?
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
THATS WHY YOU RELY ON ME!
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by Ivan459 on Mar 8, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/17/d19a1c03-e9df-47f5-8d30-2ec8bdc40fe7.jpg
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
Lol that would be pretty cool though
He’d be the fastest guy on the team lol
CAM WILL RUN A 4.29 40!!
The trick is to dive at the end. I cut 8 seconds off my 40 by diving at the end.
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Patriot Fan MarkEFried on Spygate ((From ESPN.Com comments))
“Stealing signs is not really cheating. The signs are an example of how you’re trying to deceive the other team in the first place, so why shouldn’t they try to steal them. This has been going on in baseball for a century and nobody ever got a six figure fine and loss of draft picks. It’s outrageous. "
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Nobody in baseball uses technology to steal signs
Its all about a coach in your dugout or a player on the bases watching the opposing 3B coach. Remember when people thought the Phillies where using binoculars from the bullpen to steal signs? There was an uproar from fans. Totally different scenario.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
Side note
The Yankees are running all over Jurrjen/Ross. Ugh
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Brutal.
Indians game isn’t till later for me……
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
Indians fan?
I’m sorry. I’m not too concerned because its ST, but it still sucks to watch.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Braves are a very close second...
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Have a thing for Native American-themed teams?
Surprised you’re not a Redskins fan :P
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Nope.
I’d have to say the Ravens are my 2nd favorite NFL team.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Baseball and the Pats
Cheating is Okay in our book!
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Lol.
Cam Newton plans on delivering on promise of being an entertainer; Cam to show off his singing and dancing during Pro Day for ESPN #NFLDraft
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This guy....*sigh*
I have to be prepared to root for this guy. He’s not making it easy pulling that kind of crap.
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Who's that from?
And I hope its not serious lol
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:07 PM EST up reply actions
Good grief...
If we pick him….I swear to god…
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DRAFT CAM NEWTONZ
HE HAZ TEH TIGER BLOOD. #winning
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:10 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Lol. Thanks I needed another laugh
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COME ONE COME ALL.
THIS RIGHT HEREA IS A FINE N-C-DOUBLE-A QB, AND FOR TEH SMALL PRICE OF $180,000 IN ONE SLUMP SUM CAN BE YOURS!!!!
-Cecil Newton
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions
This horse is dead
I’m no Newton supporter but the 180,000 comment is getting old RJ and you’re better than that
by Imisshooooooooov on Mar 8, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Well if we draft him.
Be prepared for it endlessly.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA
either you have that pic saved for a rainy day or great minds think alike. Either way hilarious
by Imisshooooooooov on Mar 8, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
I'm a huge George Carlin fan and
all of this hype and nonsense as me thinking back to one of his skits, where he shouts, “WHY!?!?!?!?” and expecting ESPN to respond “Well she had on a tight bathrobe…”
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Google " well she had on a tight bathrobe" - it will be at the top
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...........
@jwyattsports: Cam Newton and Nick Fairley both opting not to run the 40 here at Auburn Pro Day. Both posted solid times at NFL Combine last month
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Fairley's out of the running for me..
Seriously, you can’t put up a slower than expected 40 time in Indy, add 6 pounds of weight, not prove yourself and expect to be worth a top 5 pick
The worst thing is that no one will criticize these people.
They are throwing up obvious red flags. Yet no one will call them on it. Why the hell not?
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Slower than expected?
I thought his 40 time was fine and the 6 pounds of weight is him bulking up.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
Although I could be wrong on his weight
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions
I know
I just figured it was him adding muscle, not fat.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
I’m ignorant on the subject, so I can’t comment.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Touche
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
He could have easily put on 6 lbs in a week.
Not muscle mass, or fat, just weight. Boxers do it all the time, usually in a day or two. It’s certainly not unheard of.
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Indeed
But the comment was specifically ‘muscle’ you can’t do that. Water weight yes… fat? Maybe… not muscle.
I just don't see what it has to do with is stock as a player.
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Not doing all the drills is the red flag for me.
I really thought that he was going to show us everything. Disappointing to say the least.
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I’d be okay if he weighed the same and was resting on his laurels like Cam… but the heavier + no participation is what worried me.
I see your point.
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Well...I've worked with a couple people who could do it lol
but how they did it? Well…there are always legal loopholes :p
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Curious you would ‘bulk up’ after being criticized for coming in at a lower than expected weight in Indy.
If you’re going to put on 6 lbs in a week, fine… but show me you can move too.
Good luck trying to find a DT who can move and shake like THIS

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He's losing his mind,
And I’m reaping all the benefits.
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God
I love that line! I ROFL every single time I see that scene!!!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
It's my favorite part of the whole movie.
If God came down on Christmas Day/ I know exactly what He'd say/ He'd say "Oi!" to the punks/ and "Oi!" to the skins/ but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
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When he slowly goes behind the curtain...
Priceless. Awesome scene.
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Ok - thanks for the info.
I’m kinda disappointed. I think it says more about a dude when he chooses to prove himself the best at every opportunity.
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
They aren't.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
WOW.... For comparison (per Pro Football Focus)
Ryan Mallett’s 40 time is 7 tenths faster than @richeisen who runs the 40 in a dress suit. That’s not fantastic.
Sad.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ryan Mallet is sorta amused?

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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wow. He looks like a drug dealer that lives near the guitar player in my band
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Are you sure he isn't?
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Lol. If he the dealer weren't about 5'9" I'd think so.
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Why does it look like the left side of his face decides it wanted to succeed from the rest of his head?
He's a Southerner?
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It looks like he's trying to snort air into his right nostril
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Succeed
Are you saying the left side of his head is a real go getter while the right is a lethargic piece of shite?
by Imisshooooooooov on Mar 8, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
lol
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Its called:
Compensatory swagger.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's called thug droop.
He thinks he’s a playa.
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Always this:

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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Add in the fact that Rich Eisen is 40 years old...
and it’s even worse.
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I resemble that remark!!!!
Damn whipper snapper.
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Well Tiki Barber is attempting a comeback.
Kinda surprising.
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Double dip of derp.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
WOW! WE GOT TA GET DIS STAR PLAYA!
HES A SUPASTA!
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Giants still have rights to him (purely out of curiosity)
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That was supposed to be a question
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Yes they do
They’ll have to release him for him to sign with another team.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:38 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting. The Giants need a RB anyways.
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Here you go
Adam Schefter has some real news.
Reports are true — it’s a blast from the past. One hour ago, former Giants RB Tiki Barber filed papers to come out of retirement.
But this time.... as a quarterback!
He’s practiced throwing the Giants under the bus for the last three years, so now he’ll try and throw a football
by James Dator on Mar 8, 2011 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Too funny. Yeah I doubt they'd never let him back in the locker room
after the stunts he pulled. Well they might let him in, but not out…
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Tom Sorenson
just laid down the gauntlet.
Nick Fairley is the smallest 6-5, 298-pound guy I have ever seen. Shoulders are narrow. We play hoops, I post him up.
Lol. Nice.
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Why a penetrating tackle would want wide shoulders is beyond me, but point taken there, Tom.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
Ah, more Observer writers just being Observer writers.
Their wit knows no bounds.
I know you really like Fairley....
Are you concerned with him adding 6 lbs of bulk in a week and then choosing not to participate in speed drills today?
Not to answer out of turn....
But a 300lb man adding 6 pounds is like a 100lb guys weighing 102 the next time he works out. MAybe he just hasn’t had a movement in a couple days?
Molehill.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
Depends
It is almost 2 weeks since he weighed in at the combine. If he put on the weight over a week that is a little extreme.
A few extra runs to Bojangles I guess.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Not really.
I don’t think that variance is meaningful, one way or the other. Is 291 or 296 his ideal weight? I don’t think either of us know. A pro conditioning program will probably get him to around 300, anyway.
The participation today isn’t over. I know neither he nor Newton ran the 40, apparently feeling their Combine results were good enough. have they stated already they’re (or Fairley, more to your point) not doing any agility drills? Even if he’s not, his results in the cone, shuttle, and BJ were so much better than Dareus, why should he do them again? That’s really who he’s ‘competing’ against, isn’t it?
I have no idea if he’s going to bench press, but hope he will, as the 24 reps that Dareus put up is lame for a guy of his size and supposedly strength.
Hope that answers your questions, as I don’t duck when somebody asks me something, as opposed to some others here.
I think(at this point) the Panthers will take either Newton or Fairley with the #1, depending on several factors, including whether they think they can land a quality QB in FA. But, as you said, it’s all conjecture on our parts.
Re: Dareus' bench press
He has very short arms for a DT, meaning his bench numbers are even worse. Usually the short armed guys can just bounce it off their chests…frankly I was shocked he did so few.
Not sure Fairley would do many more than Dareus’ 24, but he has the prototypical arm-length needed to keep O-lineman away from his body.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
Exactly - I marvel at the lack of comment by the "experts" over the 24 from Dareus.
And they call Fairley “soft.”
Shoot. 24 is pussy on the macho scale for a guy who’s 319.
by bigdavis on Mar 8, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Again
The 24 is not ideal. But I reckon that reps on the bench is not the most important measurable for the DT. What they really care about is what they show on film and we are not talking about sacks necessarily here.
As noted by so many people including Mayock both DTs are pretty close.
I'm rec'ing this...
For the simple fact that you called Dareus a pussy.
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No prob - he doesn't know where I live.
Big pussy. :-)
Even if he did
I wager he’d have to deal with ole ‘Double Barrel Betty’ before he got anywhere.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
I'd venture to say that Sorenson would get laid the F-out.......
if he posted up Fairley.
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haha!
Usually writers are some of the most unathletic little trolls imaginable. You know…they were the ‘indoor kids’ growing up. Advanced apologies to anyone offended by this stereotype.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh…Oh-my-God…I’m…I’m…I’m sorry.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Sorensen is a cancer survivor trying to be macho.
Great guy, but too cute by half.
Going on the record (and I hope I am wrong)
If we take Newton, we’ll regret it…..
Gantt:
Not sure if he was worried about flashbacks, but new Panthers QB coach Mike Shula skipped Auburn. He was at Arkansas today.
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WHAT? NO!
Are these guys seriously comparing Cam Newton to Tim Tebow? If Cam Newton is mentioned in the same sentence as Tim Tebow, he should burst into flames and scream in unholy agony. The holy name of Tim Tebow’s name has been shamed, and God will have none of it.
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by Revshawn on Mar 8, 2011 2:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I'd take Cam a million times over before I'd take Mallett.
And I don’t want Cam.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I'd rather eat this and risk getting a heart attack than draft Mallett...

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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I don't give a damn who we draft.
I’ll eat it.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Ok I'll be honest
I put this up to see if I wasn’t the only person on here that would eat it….so I wouldn’t feel guilty if I ever came across a sandwich like this, lol!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 3:04 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions
Simply the "Man" in his prime!
No homo
Ron Rivera, the Most Interesting Coach in the World. Stay thirsty my friends!
by Tarheel Soldier on Mar 8, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Gotta come clean on something bothering me about Fairley.
It feels like people are going to pile on him about anything so they can conveniently have less prospects to flip/flop on. Seriously, what has he done that is so awful in the last three weeks that warrants this type of mostly-manufactured scrutiny?
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Didn't solve world hunger I guess.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Wouldn't you say by adding 6 lbs
he was contributing to it?
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Word on the street is he eats QBs, though, so maybe he is trying to help afterall.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
if he ate clausen
he’d lose weight, and we’d get a supplemental 7th round pick.
Win.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
The issue with Fairley
Is that he isn’t quite the specimen that Dareus is, he only had one really good year of college and he really would function best in a penetrating 4-3 defense, which is not the norm in the NFL.
I can see him slipping, perhaps as low as 8 to Tennessee. I think there is a decent chance Dareus goes before him as well.
by Ethan Hammerman on Mar 8, 2011 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough.
But the only thing I care about is what he has done on the football field most recently. And all he has done is dominate.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Case in point I guess.

Not a “specimen” he just dominated.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 2:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Excellent pull, RJ.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
True...
But it’s not that hard to dominate a bunch of other fat white guys in a segregated sport.
Just sayin’…
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Sacrilege!!!
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
Did you watch the Daniel Tosh special too
I nearly spit out my beer when he started talking shit about Babe. It was awesome.
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how did I miss it???!!!
Was it as good as the one he did in 2007? Cause I bout pissed myself watching that special lol
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It is the first one I've seen.
But I am going to check out more of them. It was on Sunday, I’m sure CC will be showing it again.
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No, this one is checks out alright.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
But you know I’m with you on Wooooo.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly,
Things aren’t sitting right with me about him. Haven’t really since the interview… things just aren’t adding up to me. Call it a ‘gut feeling’ more than anything else.
- Dedicated enough to be working out three times a day and running two-a-day drills, but turns up looking less than ideal in Indy.
- Tells us ’he’s ready to show everything’ at the combine, then pulls out of a lot of drills
- Seems more concerned tweeting about how people should vote him onto the cover of NCAA 12 than anything else
- After being criticized for being underweight he magically appears 6 lbs heavier at the pro day, but then wont prove anything in the speed drills
I’m just uneasy about the whole thing, like he’s trying to craft himself as the perfect draftable DT, so he’s avoiding any risk factors.
I’m not sold on Dareus either… where I sit now is questioning both of them.
Well that's your feeling on it and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.
I too have moved on from either DT, personally. Not because of anything they did, but because I feel like there is a better prospect at another position, one that kept the other ‘Tigers’ glued together for a couple seasons when they had no business winning more than 4 conference games.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Gut feelings are the quintessence of subjectivity, aren't they?
Similar to that back-o-the-neck feeling, the gut feeling is often trusted, sometimes correct.
I’m going by more objective evidence or performance: 12 sacks, 24 TFL.
What were the “lot of drills” that he pulled out of at the Combine? I thought it was only the bench press.
The Panthers need a productive, aggressive DT. Of course, they need a lot of other things, too :-)
Indeed it is... completely subjective
I tend to listen to my personal uneasiness because it’s served me well for the most part, but I sure don’t expect anyone else to bank on it.
Didn’t bench, didn’t run the 20 or 60 yard shuttle, so he did 4/7… small things for sure, but I was disappointed when he said he was going to ‘show everything’.
Time will tell on all this stuff- I’m really glad I don’t have to make the pick.
I just think these kids are damned if they do and damned if they don't.
Every move they make and every thing they say is being scrutinized and critiqued and criticized, and studied ad nauseam. I almost think that it was better when the combine wasn’t televised and the media surrounding the event was kept to a minimum. Same for the college pro days. Everybody is looking for something to be wrong with a player instead of focusing the positives.
At this point, I don’t know who I like the most. I have a list of pros and cons for every player. We’ve got enough needs that any of them could be the right pick. BPA? Who the hell knows. Pick for need? Where do you start. It complicates matters even more that there is no free agency until a new CBA is reached. Many needs could be filled here but you can’t just sit on your hands and wait. They could get it done tomorrow, or it could take till August. This whole offseason is a mess. Hopefully, Rivera and Co. will get it right and we’ll be ready to take back the NFC South in 2011.
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by ALAC on Mar 8, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I enjoy Panther fans
You guys are cool.
:)
Just don't get in the family mosh pit.
Ok?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 3:06 PM EST up reply actions
Rivera and Opie talking to Fairley
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I forgot how big Rivera was until that pic
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About the same height as Fairley
So 6’4"-ish.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
6'3" 235 in his playing days.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
He's a decent sized guy
But I’m the shortest guy in my family at 6’1", so my opinion on size is skewed.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
5'9"
And tallest.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions
Tell Frodo and Sam I said hello.
JK…you have to admit that was a good one, if I don’t say so myself.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I'm 5'11" so I can't talk too much, either.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions
Just putting this out there
But that’s not a BAMF backpack.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
You tell him that
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Not a chance.
He’d be mad as hell.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
BAMFs
Don’t make considerations about accessories.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Except for their wallets
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Rivera's wallet is made from an alligator
That he choked out himself.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
He inscribed BAMF on it
with a steely gaze
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LOL
Thank you so much for calling it an accessory
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
Now if he had a fanny pack then I'd have to give him some shit.
Since he’s already skating on thin ‘early-90’s’ ice with the jeans/cross-trainers combo.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Dude the 90's are back
Coach Rivera said it, the fashion world did it.
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It's easier to clean blood off white sneaks
Just bleach ’em
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
lol I thought the same thing
Great minds think alike.
Yes.................
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 5'9''
as well, us hobbits gotta represent!!!
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
you guys are making me depressed calling yourselves hobbits at 5'9''
5’7’’….. someone? anyone? Am I all alone here?
This sexist.
lol, im jk
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
Height.
Sounds like the only one here you might have a chance at being taller than is Jamie :P
I’m 5’ 4" for the record. =) And I don’t discriminate based on height. Well, no discrimination as long as a guy’s an inch taller than me. I imagine I’m not the only one.
this is so true
Its practically impossible to date a taller woman. Which sucks, hard, because I like tall women :(
I've never seen a woman taller than me
So it works out
My fiance is 5'10 and I'm 6'
and it’s really weird when she wears heels.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
who says I don't...
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:15 PM EST up reply actions
Hey one of the best players to ever suit up for us
is 5’9" so I wouldn’t let it bother you :-)
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Hey I'm 5'8
Well but I’m also 13. :P
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by chinchillas sword on Mar 8, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Grammar fail
2011 Draft Draft = The only bright spot of this season
by chinchillas sword on Mar 8, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto
I was also the shortest guy in my groomsman party.
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Shortest groomsman at my brother's wedding.
There’s some big guys in NC, apparently.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:18 PM EST up reply actions
I'm 6'2" and my wife is 6'
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Well played sir
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Really?..... that's my size
Looked bigger than that.
Well if everyone else is sounding off I'm 6'3.... and a half if yeah really wanna get specific
and 237 You guys are small… me smash! =D
CRUSH!!!

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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:22 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Just needed an excuse to put this dude on a thread somewhere.
"If you see this ugly ass face, that means I scored...again!"
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Yes.
The dude that chases you and growls “crush” before he emasculates you with his mace.
Sorry, huge Gears fan.
"If you see this ugly ass face, that means I scored...again!"
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions
*fails at suppressing in geek*
That sir is a flail…I believe, lol.
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My sincere apologies, you are correct. A mace fixed on a shaft.
(TWSS).
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
LOL
I was at one point involved in SCA and quite the DnD gamer. I can’t help it sometimes.
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....

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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
stop trying to force that man..
GSO
"I'd rather jerk off a tiger in a phone booth than draft Cam"
-Mel Kiper, Jr.
What are you talking about?
I’m not forcing it….what’s your beef dude?
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Love that meme
Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing you will be an idiot in the future and common sense is knowing you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques
Lol. Me and some buddies were riding in a beat toyota corolla
and the guy that was driving wasn’t paying attention and cut off a car. Well the occupants were a bunch of guys and started raising hell at us and started shouting at us to pull over. Being young, stupid and in the military we did. They got out and then we got out. I was the smallest at 6’2" 190. The rest were 6’6" 260, 6’1" 310, and 6’4" 340. (We could barely squeeze in the car to begin with and the shocks rose a good 4 inches when we got out)
They took one look at us and got back in their car and sped off. LOL
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by Vagus on Mar 8, 2011 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The 6'1" 310lbs
About my size. Probably in better shape than me lol.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah we were all in pretty good shape
I was in really good shape at the time, though slight in frame. Believe it or not the 310 guy was the strongest of us all. I watched him push a sedan laterally by himself when it blocked us into a parking spot. Just pushed a car into the damn road. Was unbelievable.
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Yup
MUCH better shape than me lol
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:35 PM EST up reply actions
If it makes you feel any better
I’m basically your size. OK, I might have a couple of pounds on you
Probably a smart move on their end.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Oh they gave me hell for it too, lol
Especially whenever we had to run somewhere.
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Those two look like some 'no B.S.' kinda dudes, huh?
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Sure do
I like it
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions
Opie looks like the kind of guy you wouldn't wanna mess with.
He just gives off this look of “Don’t mess with me, or I will fuck you up.”
CSR's Sergeant-at-Arms, enforcing the Rules and Regulations.
Well he doesn't have a soul.
So there’s nothing there to lose.
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Screw it
Just put Rivera in at DT.
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I’m less worried about nuggets of information, and more worried about rocks of crack
Though they could be one in the same
Rocks of crack?
I don’t believe there’s been any issues with Fairley…..
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:38 PM EST up reply actions
Good lol
I was wondering what kind of insider information you had! o.0
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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
James sells him his crack.
You didn’t know?
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I think a lot of times people forget - these people have to work together
I don’t know about you all, but I’ve met some people and thought to myself, “this guy may be really smart, but he’s a right asshat. I sure wish I didn’t have to work with him.”
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I think that lil rusty nut is a leprechaun.
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Now they're going full attack-mode against throwing at the combine.
Now they’re attack Mel Kiper for taking Cam Newton for making him go #3 to the Bills.
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Quick conversation.
“Duh! Please pick me coach! I’m a supasta!”
“We’ll be in touch….”
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“Don’t call us we’ll call you.”
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
“I talked to my dad, Coach, and he said he’ll give you a discount if you pick me #1”
“I said we’ll be in touch.”
CSR's Sergeant-at-Arms, enforcing the Rules and Regulations.
Tree fiddy?
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South Park joke thing we have been using lately

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by Ivan459 on Mar 8, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Love it - rec'd it before and did again
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Rec'd, and now it's Green Fiddy.
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I love it when the old woman says
“I gave him a dollah”
Makes me laugh every time.
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Rivera and Gregory talking to Cam

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by Jake Humphrey on Mar 8, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
BAMFs have to fart sometimes, too.
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Notice how Rivera is wincing in agony.
He’s trapped. He’s searching for a way to get out of this conversation.
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Newton's breaf be kickin'
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
Chinese time.
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
Peanut butter Jelly Time!
….
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by ERL on Mar 8, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly...
Nobody knows.
Was supposed to be 3 pm, but Gantt said they just cleared the field for position drills and the kickers are going first.
FYI, since there is news other than Fairley today (courtesy of Albert Breer)
Filed to NFL.com: Confirming that International Investment Bank has been retained by the NFLPA to review any financials released by NFL. Additionally, according to a source, NFL has not released any additional financial info yet. This, for the PA, is to be ready for that. And on top of that, an auditor who the union has used for years arrived at the Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service at 3 p.m.
Looks like the owners are opening the books, or getting ready to
Hit the deck.
Grenades from the NFLPA are about to fly.
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So......................
No coaches are listed on the Ohio State website.
/conspiracy time.
Really.
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If so...will the next coach please not wear that awful vest?
pretty pretty please

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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Sarcasm?
It’s been the norm for so long. I don’t see why it is odd or stupid.
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not sarcasm
Its a norm that doesn’t really make any sense if you think about it. The coaches don’t look or feel like part of the team, and they are constrained by limited mobility in those damn things on court in a fast-paced environment.
Just the thought of being in a high stress fast-paced spot like that with a tie strangling me to death makes me cringe.
.............
Colored me surprised too.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions
Even odder that webpage was full of bios this time yesterday.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Wait...it was?
I just thought they haven’t updated it for this year yet.
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions
Per a Columbus radio station it was.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
This entire thing totally isn't reminding me of the Raiders-Russell.
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Smug Cam is smug

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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:20 PM EST reply actions
Smug Gabbert has rosacea.
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lol
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:45 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, that shit is nasty!
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Per Gantt
Darin Gantt
Interesting conversation w/ Gil Brandt. Stressed Newton’s ability to stretch field. His 30 TD passes averaged 31.5 yards each. No dink-dunk.
Good luck replicating that in the NFL.
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Ryan mallets is insanly high too.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
What?
I figured with it being his pro day, he would have laid off the rock today.
Oh, wait…you meant his average yards per td. Right?
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by BW Smith on Mar 8, 2011 4:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Both.
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LOL!
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
And anyone who watched Auburn this year could tell you that they never had much of a need to throw short lol
I mean, they basically had 3 RB’s in the backfield (Newton, Dwyer, and Mcalebb) one of whom could throw the ball really far….don’t think the 5 yard curl was used as much more than a space filler for the playbook :p
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Hey guys, Bronco fan here.
Just curious what is the split right now between pro cam and anti cam?
Just by glancing at the comments it seems like 60/40 anti to pro. Although I could be (probably am) way off, so what would you guys say it is?
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Here: 70/30 anti to pro
Fanbase as a whole: 40/60 anti to pro
Lots of ‘John Q Fan’ want Cam Newton
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This.
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70/30 anti to pro, IMO
There’s a few select vocal supporters, but not many think he’s worth the #1 overall pick. Coupled with the character concerns and the FO’s habit of staying away from problem players due to past problems, I find it unlikely that he’d be taken. If he is, then they’re really sold on him and the character concerns aren’t as much an issue as we thought, so I’d get behind him.
40% pro 40% anti
40% I don’t even care anymore/undecided
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That is 120%
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:47 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah....
….don’t you know that football is 80% physical and 40% mental?
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care
as long as we keep matriculatin’ the ball down the field…
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
and 60% are overweight
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And 8% Communist
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in Communist America
statistics make up YOU
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Clearly no one's seen the Little Giants ;)
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I have...
Fat kid: How am I doin’ coach?
Coach (Ed O’Neil): I don’t know son, I don’t have a sun dial.
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LOL!
I call dibs
This was the part that made me laugh.
by The Duke Dude on Mar 8, 2011 4:49 PM EST up reply actions
Camericam Idol then?
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Does he float though?
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Foxy and Elway.
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Saw that
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by BusyBeingAwesome on Mar 8, 2011 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
We know where this is going...
Foxy needs a pocket passer… loves veterans… Tiki set the precedent. It’s clear…
Elway is coming out of retirement.
LOL - well played sir
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Watching this makes me want to watch baseball instead...
and I loathe the sloth-like nature of baseball.
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NFL.com’s Bucky Brooks describes Ryan Mallett’s passing performance at Pro Day "absolutely sensational.
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I'm shocked!
You mean when there’s no pressure and Ryan Mallet doesn’t need to move his feet he can make all the throws?!
Yes, and it looked
wait for it….absolutely sensational.
He must've run off to the bathroom for a quick "bump"...
And they wonder why Mallet is going to the bathroom every 20 minutes and scratching his nose all the time =p
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It may have already been posted, but I ain't got the time to read all this shhhhhhtuff....
but Gantt tweeted that Shula was going to be at Alabama watching Mallett, not at Auburn…hmmm.
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That's just so the coaches can compare notes, wouldn't you say?
To think otherwise would be to conclude they’re only watching Fairley, and if that were the case, he did nothing to deter them taking him.
Hmmmmm......

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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hey Rev only a few comments away from 500... ;-)
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Is he getting paid per cpmment noe?
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*comment now?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 5:04 PM EST up reply actions
Cam Newton is about to throw!
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I'm at work (slow internet)...
but how are the drills looking today? Anything of note, or is it just a big ESPN circle jerk?
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WHAT AN EXCELLENT PASS! OMGGGG!
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WOW! HE HIT ANOTHER STATIONARY TARGET!
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WOW! HE OVERTHREW A STATIONARY TARGET!
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Really?
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah actually.
Receiver almost fell on his face trying to catch it.
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WOW! WOW! JUST WOW!
AMAZING CATCH! AMAZING THROW!
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Completed first 10 passes, but all sgort, to targets - some roll outs. Nothing tough.
Just getting warmed up under controlled conditions. It is windy, but not a factor.
Very slow between plays - pacing himself.
About to start route running.
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One deep go incomplete - off receiver's hand.
He has to pace himself – only QB throwing.
2 incomplete so far.
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3 incomplete.
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Overthrew
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Where are you guys
watching the stream?
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Ok cool
thanks James
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by Panther4Life!!! on Mar 8, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
Fox & Elway watching him as close as Rivera.
Excellent performance so far.
Russell had the same thing going for him.
Every team was watching intently.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 5:58 PM EST up reply actions
So............
He can throw in shorts.
Great.
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I was just about to type the same thing.
It’s great that he can make these throws on his pro day, but can he do it with a blitz in his face with the game on the line? Can he look off a safety and make a critical throw for a first down? Those are the questions that really need to be answered.
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Hmm... well he went undefeated and won the BCS championship
If that doesn’t mean anything to you either no QB will ever be good enough to draft for you.
Nope. Doesn't mean a thing.
I couldn’t give a less of a shit how many games a QB won in college.
Your statement doesn’t even begin to answer my question, so I guess I will reword it:
He did great things at Auburn, but can he do it against an NFL defense?
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I don't know right now guys.
Considering how many times he’s had to practice this one workout, I’m not impressed. You can see the potential, but I’ve seen a high balls thrown that would get wideouts killed on gameday.
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Well, he's looked much better than he did at the Combine, and if he hadn't, it'd be over for him as a top pick.
If you’ve been able to watch this, you’d notice he’s improved his footwork immensely. And his weight is shifted from back to front foot properly. Expect to hear these observations from experts when they review today.
Have the Bengals called yet?
Let’s get this done quickly.
He did. 50 of 60 completed. 3 drops.
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Alright guys. I'm off for now. Here's my opinion on the guy.
Definitely an anti-climax. I’ve not seen enough that would make me pick him as the #1 overall pick. He’s got a great arm on him and good mobility, but the accuracy isn’t there. He’s overthrowing far too many balls for my taste. Some of the throws he threw today would have gotten wideouts killed. Definitely a project-type player, but he may start Game 1 in Carolina if we don’t get a stopgap QB.
He’s not ready for the NFL. At least not right now. Great arm, but he isn’t hitting his guys consistently. For comparison, last year Sam Bradford threw 63 passes on his Pro Day. All of them were caught except for one drop.
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My take was that both he and Fairley performed very well.
If the Panthers were looking for today to make their choice any simpler, it didn’t happen.
Both showed excellent footwork, and that’s a big part of the test for both positions.
I’d be happy with either one as #1.
Fairley is ready to make an impact immediately; Newton may take a year, but he’ll be a force in a year. JMHO.
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I'd be happy with Fairley.
If we take Newton I’ll be in an insane asylum.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 6:22 PM EST up reply actions
One thing you have to give Newton...
he threw all 60 intended passes, and courageously resisted the impulse to run, every single time. That’s wanting to be an NFL QB! :-)
Jam es whats your quick take?
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Was Casserly the Houston GM when they made the Williams (over Bush) pick?
I honestly haven’t paid much attention to him…but man did I eat a LOT of crow for that pick (which, if he was the one who made it raises my opinion of his analysis).
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Yep.
Also: Andre Johnson, Jerome Mathis, DeMeco Ryans, Owen Daniels with the Texans.
Brian Mitchell, Stephen Davis, Keenan McCardell, Champ Bailey, Frank Wycheck with the Redskins.(And 3 super bowls, 1 as GM)
He did derp on Heath Shuler though.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 6:32 PM EST up reply actions
I just remember being flabbergasted by the Williams pick...
I thought Bush was going to be a demon in the NFL…I’ve learned my lesson about putting too much stock into sheer athleticism since then (a good starting point for when my cynicism regarding draft prospects began)…
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I think everyone derped on Heath Shuler.
Hell, even the 11th district of NC derped on Shuler.
(just kidding, not trying to start a political war)
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Need to look at some more of his picks... Impressive stuff
He literally whiffed on the entire 2002 draft despite having the top pick of every round. THAT’S IMPRESSIVE
- David Carr
- Jabar Gaffney
- Fred Weary
- Jonathan Wells
- Jarrod Baxter
- DeMarcus Faggins
You can’t even make that stuff up!
Literally, the picks you mentioned are the only ones who did anything in the NFL
I don't doubt it...
but I’m willing to give him a little bit of credit if he was (as my memory serves) the GM of the Texans at the time of that great draft debate (or debacle, if you were part of the 95% of fans who thought Bush should go #1) lol…
But yea, I can’t pretend like this analysis is objective :p I still want Fairley…I just get that “gut feeling” that he’s going to be a defensive force and could be an extremely vital spark for our D-line…
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Per Evan Silva
Just for comparison’s sake (Newton went 50-of-60), Matt Ryan was 48-of-52 at his 2008 Pro Day and Sam Bradford was 49-of-50 last year.
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Wasn't Bradford's indoors?
Not making excuses for Newton, but he was outside, in windy conditions.
In any event, no pads, no rush, no big deal.
Newton looked very good with his 5 and 7 step drops, his footwork, and his comeback throws, which are the hardest to make.
Yes.
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by RjTheMetalhead on Mar 8, 2011 6:33 PM EST up reply actions
To me
He didn’t dazzle, but he did do a lot better than at the combine. I’d still rather take someone else on draft day, but with his pro day it makes me a little less apprehensive of the idea of taking number 1….
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To Tomthehomer,
that same gut feeling you have about Fairley I had about Matt Ryan, Julius Peppers, & Hakeem Nicks(Jury still out). Some players you just know will be great. I also had the same feeling about Vince Young but he hasn’t panned out yet. I get the same feeling about Cam but just the opposite of the others. I feel almost sure he’s gonna be a bust. Not sure why, I just do. If we pick him I hope I’m wrong.
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I think at this point, most of what we can rely on is the gut feelings...
cause unfortunately, the pressing concerns floating around the top prospects right now are ones that realllllllly can’t be smoothed out before the draft (They sort of can, but that’s only if you’re an actual scout who isn’t relying on 2nd hand info to make your character/Football IQ assessments)…
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