"Quick question. If I go to the Justin Bieber movie alone tonight, will I have to register as a sex...

"Quick question. If I go to the Justin Bieber movie alone tonight, will I have to register as a sex offender before or after the movie starts" -Dan Connor

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LOL

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by Ivan459 on Feb 13, 2011 11:39 AM EST reply actions

he wins twit of the year

Steve Smith will not play for the Panthers this season... he will be taking his talent to the Toronto Argonauts!!!!!!!!

by scatterbrain on Feb 13, 2011 11:46 AM EST reply actions

It's a gold mine of one liner comedy.

by aceofsween on Feb 13, 2011 11:48 AM EST reply actions

I was about to type almost that exact sentence (including "gold mine").

by jamiedk on Feb 13, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions

let's be honest...

anyone used any of these? i’ve used the line about party/looks cool from a tree across the street… lol

Steve Smith will not play for the Panthers this season... he will be taking his talent to the Toronto Argonauts!!!!!!!!

by scatterbrain on Feb 13, 2011 12:06 PM EST up reply actions

I certainly have, haha.

by BSKincaid on Feb 13, 2011 12:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

I've had my thoughts about some of these being recycled humor

Some of it seems original though.

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by Tater596 on Feb 14, 2011 11:48 PM EST up reply actions

The janice dickinson one...

that was too funny

Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski

by Tomthehomer on Feb 13, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions

lol

East Carolina Pirates - No Quarter

by RjTheMetalhead on Feb 13, 2011 12:09 PM EST reply actions

lmao

by pantherpride on Feb 13, 2011 12:17 PM EST reply actions

Excellent.

by SlayerGhaleon on Feb 13, 2011 12:41 PM EST reply actions

This is why in the tweet of the week contest no one will ever win but him lol its just a competition for second place! This one is epic though for sure!

by donski17 on Feb 13, 2011 12:47 PM EST reply actions

RACK'EM

by SFImam on Feb 13, 2011 2:41 PM EST reply actions

Hilarious

No you won’t have to register, but you WILL have to turn in your Man Card!

by BEVE on Feb 14, 2011 10:40 AM EST reply actions

Your man card will vaporize at the sight of Bieber or at the sound of his voice. Turning it in won’t be necessary.

"I think that fits right along with what my vision is, and that is to help build this team into a Super Bowl caliber team, win, and sustain that for a period of time." ~Ron Rivera

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by BW Smith on Feb 14, 2011 10:48 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs