CSR Monday Night Football Open Thread
by Jaxon on Dec 5, 2011 8:03 PM EST
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We've got the Chargers at the Jaguars tonight in a game that...WAIT! The Jags have a MNF home game? By God I'm calling it now...The Panthers better have a MNF home game next year!...my preference would be Falcons vs. Panthers at the BoA! Big Cat make it happen (pull the pacemaker excuse if you have to).
Tonight's game features two teams having disappointing seasons. The Jags (3-8) already fired their coach and the Chargers (4-7) are rumored to be headed that way as well. I imagine fantasy implications might keep some of you tuned in. Otherwise let's just talk about the Panthers:
- We need a nickname for DE Thomas Keiser
- How about the double pass back to Newton? I'm still geeking on that one.
- Or Stewart trucking Tanard Jackson on that first drive?
- Who's arm is that Cam is hugging?
- or...you get the point (I could get used to winning real quick)
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My guess is Jeff Otah...
only guy with dreads that tall in street clothes who would be on the sideline.
Could it be Hogan?
If not that’s gotta be a receiver his arms are to skinny
by rscott94 on Dec 5, 2011 8:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I'm thinking that it may be Darvin Adams...
Yep. I'm a female who religiously follows a football blog.
"When you get into coaching, you strive to be a Super Bowl-winning head coach. That’s what my goal is, to come here and become a Super Bowl-winning head coach and to sustain an atmosphere of winning." - Ron Rivera
I need Vincent Jackson to not get over 12 points to win my CSR league this week.
It all comes down to this 1 player, If he makes 13 I lose. In the nfl league I am in, I am still facing that same 1 player, but I have a 39 point lead in that 1. If I win the CSR game, I will have 4 wins, same as the Panthers. If I win the nfl game, I have 10 wins.
STICK THE KNIFE IN AND TURN IT!!!!!
jaxon
I would like to make a suggestion for keiser’s nickname. Keiser is actually a german word and it means…. Emperor!! Admitted ‘the emperor’ is a little grandiose at this stage of his career when he only has 3 sacks and an INT but I’m just saying… That’s what his name means :)
Save us Pilares
by LimeyPanther on Dec 5, 2011 8:15 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I like Sling Blade (props to MMAPitbull)
by rscott94 on Dec 5, 2011 8:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Sling Blade, Kraken, and Big Money...
Makes for an awesome group of nicknames for our DEs. =)
Yep. I'm a female who religiously follows a football blog.
"When you get into coaching, you strive to be a Super Bowl-winning head coach. That’s what my goal is, to come here and become a Super Bowl-winning head coach and to sustain an atmosphere of winning." - Ron Rivera
don't know about emperor.
but i like the german roots. offer “The Bismarck” to the pool.
by Lost_terrapin on Dec 5, 2011 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
Blitzkrieg FTW
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
by BW Smith on Dec 5, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
+ all my cents
i really dislike sling blade (as a nickname), but Blitzkrieg sounds GREAT
better get 'em now!
by scatterbrain on Dec 5, 2011 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
regardless of any nickname we give him
Any time he is having a good game i will say Keiser is on a roll lol get it kaiser roll. shew i crack myself up sometimes. ok back to the game
Sometimes you have to do something that you’ve never done to get something you’ve never had. The motivating factor is simple for me. To win, and not fear failure. - Jon Beason
by numero uno panther on Dec 5, 2011 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Cam is hugging the arm of some skinny guy with dreads
I saw him on the field but i didn’t know who he was lol
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I am fairly certain the Jags got two MNF games because of their attendance problems
I think the League decided to help Jax out by giving the team two prime time slots in hopes that those games would generate interest in the team. Doesn’t seem to be working, but I give the NFL credit for trying. The Jags beast Baltimore the last time they were on MNF.
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blac where were you sitting at the game?
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
I was RIGHT in front of the team a little to the left so
i was on the ship side in the middle on the away side. i was right next to katie
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Okay this may be racist but I am gonna say it anyway. ( I feel I am entitled since my wife and inlaws are German)
We could call Keiser The Sour Kraut. That would fit in with our making of collard greens. (not really but you get the point)
STICK THE KNIFE IN AND TURN IT!!!!!
I don't think that was too bad but you staff members can remove it if you feel it was.
STICK THE KNIFE IN AND TURN IT!!!!!
This reminded me that I got tickets to see it again in July at verizon center...
sooo stoked! Although there are rumors that they will be making a stop at yankee stadium
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski
As long as Rivers and Gates don't combine for 36 FF points...
tonight will be just fine.
Newton for '11 ROY!
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I know, right?
Still got a 7 point buffer. Let’s RUN out the clock, Bolts! (emphasis on RUN)
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
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How the hell does Rivers have 3200 passing yds and 16 TDs? Everytime i see him he is throwing a pick lol
Does anybody know.....
If Cam had scored on that catch…. would that have been a record? pass TD, 3 rush TD, and rec TD in one game
pretty sure one of those rushes came off os that play. but still…
by Lost_terrapin on Dec 5, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
grr.
took a couple plays, but the first read was that cam washing machine at the 1. :P
by Lost_terrapin on Dec 5, 2011 11:49 PM EST up reply actions
Wasn't there a player right there by where the ball hit the ground?
STICK THE KNIFE IN AND TURN IT!!!!!
there was, Drew was in the vicinity...
however, it looked like a straight up shot into the ground, so they’re gonna call it
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski
Wasn't Gabbert the 1 that supposedly has the photographic memory?
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The team as a whole is a little like like the 2010 panthers.
Good rb(s), newly drafted qb not living up to expectations, defense doing well but offense not. And their coaching situation is somewhat similar but theirs got fired at an earlier time.
actually.......
they're worse....they have gabbert...... at least we had pickles
by panthers4life on Dec 5, 2011 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
they could pass as brothers.....
they definitely have the same style of play
by panthers4life on Dec 5, 2011 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
its irritating regardless
i like it when they dissect certain plays or point out patterns that arent so obvious. but i hate it when. like just now. “thats a good pass by gabbert, and thats a bad defense by san diego” on the checkdown touchdown to MJD… its usually worse though somehow
WalterFootball has him at 31 to the Steelers
Also, they have Ta’amu falling all the way to #41 and have Burfict falling into the 2nd round. That’s put us in a very interesting spot if they were both on the board when our second pick came up.
My Mock:
1. Zach Brown LB North Carolina
2. Dontari Poe NT Memphis
4. Jeff Fuller WR Texas A&M
5. Marcus Forston DT Miami(BPA…)
6. Bobby Massie OT Ole Miss
7. BPA
Panther Pride 'till I die.
I like that
And kinda on what I said before, I wouldn’t be disappointed at all if Poe was gone and Ta’amu fell to us. I also saw a little of Derek Wolfe the other day and he looks very impressive.
Yea im glad to see that. I know I always poked fun at Gabbert but I really wish him well. I love the sideline presence of their new head coach, love high intensity head coaches like him and Harbaugh, my only knock against Rivera is his sideline presence.
We only see what the cameras show us...
FWIW Cap’n Munnerlyn said Rivera was the most inspiring coach he’s ever had, saying (and I quote) “Man, when he starts talking to ya on the sideline, you get so pumped you feel like you can run through a brick wall if he asked you to do it”
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! -Big Lebowski
I hope the jaguars develop into a contending team within the next few years like we will. I want our future games to be interesting because I’ve always felt we should be rivals considering we were established around the same time and everything, and we both have cat mascots.
Ate the hit
Then walked out of bounds to tell him he did haha
by rscott94 on Dec 5, 2011 10:06 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Berman gave Newton some love...
mentioning that Super Cam leads the league in rushing TDs.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
This is off topic but it has to do with injuries...
Terrell McClain sprained his MCL and Fua is going to get an MRI for his hamstring injury
Panther Pride 'till I die.
Nickname for Keiser
The Emperor or Caesar, Kaiser is german for emperor and comes from the word Caesar.
I think we are just going to have to find something totally off the wall like The Kraken
All I get using Keiser, or Emperor or Caesar is Go Ceasar Salad toss that roll! so lame…
He’s from Stanford right? Let’s call him Better than Luck!
I'm telling you man...Blitzkrieg.
It’s German, it has the word blitz in it, and it’s awesome.
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
by BW Smith on Dec 5, 2011 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
And for those who don't know, blitzkrieg means "lightning war".
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
In other words "All your base are belong to us" translated into the real world
ACC Championship Member Brandon Thompson is the new Jacoby Ford. You better pick him Panthers or you will be doomed to relive the 2010 season over and over again in the Twilight Zone.
Clemson 2011 ACC Champions! Look forward to doing it again next year! :D
ja mann...
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
So, a sack by Keiser will be a Blitzkrieg Bop?
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I like it!
Would be cool if they played the Rob Zombie version at the games. He slows down the Blitzkrieg Bop and makes it more anthemic so the crowd could chant along.
Tattoo your name on my arm
I always said my girl's a good luck charm. -The Ramones
I've been wanting to mention this for a while...
Clausen is NOT in the Play 60 commercial. That is Greg Olsen.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
Yeah
I figured that upon further review (pause and go back, repeat). Clausen still makes a great target though
You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.
by Disciple of Carolina on Dec 5, 2011 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
As I watch Blaine Gabbert tonight I am so thankful...
I am not the Panthers GM…I’d have jumped from the upper deck already
Jaguars GM?
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
Uh...yeah, no doubt. Funny how obvious it seems now
but back then the only person saying Newton was going to be a star was Bo Jackson, and who wanted to be in that company?
No...I was referring to my preference for Gabbert pre-draft
If Newton had gone to Buffalo Chan Gailey would have …I’ll keep it clean, been very happy.
ohhh gotcha
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
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IF Cam went to Buffalo
and Stevie Johnson put up the same numbers that Smitty has this year…I would have (from a fantasy football perspective)…I too will keep it clean, been very happy
You get what you put in and people get what they deserve.
by Disciple of Carolina on Dec 5, 2011 10:49 PM EST up reply actions
Brian Billick calls him 'Gerald'.
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
I feel the same way about Rivers.
I’m gonna need him to simmer down now.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
I have Gates & Mathews in this game...
…and I need 18.11 more points.
#nowthatsafantasy
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions
HOLY SHIT!!!
Ask and Ye shall receive.
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 11:09 PM EST up reply actions
May Matthews have a hundred more touchdowns.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
If I could get one more like that...
… it would be a dagger.
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
So its official I'm out of the playoffs in my long time ESPN league
I broke my #1 rule and it cost me the playoffs.
Jaxon’s Fantasy Rule #1: Never go Homer
I put in DeAngelo Williams for Mendenhall, a 16 pt swing and I’m losing by 10. I just got Williams off the waiver wire two weeks ago and played him last week.
I make that mistake all the time.
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
Definitely Darvin Adams btw
Would recognize those dreads anywhere. :)
for keisers nickname
something to do with caesar, because they look like theyd sound alike. like king keiser or something
He still is the singer for Devo.
What we do is what we do.
by WilkesViking on Dec 5, 2011 11:32 PM EST up reply actions
YES! TOUCHDOWN!
(i.e. the ball stays out of Rivers’ and Gates’ capable hands)
Fantastic.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
Dayum
Gabbert is not a pro ready QB…sheet, dude is barely out of his drop before he checks down the ball
Life is what you make it brothers....
Do the Jags really have that little faith in Gabs?
That they continue to run the ball while down 3 scores with 10 minutes to go?
After looking at the last few throws...
can’t say I blame them.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
I'm just glad Rivera & Hurney had little faith in him.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
Not to be mean
But Gabbert plays the position like he’s scared as soon as pressure comes he winces and hides… Cam he eats the hit and throws it 50 yards down the field (glad we drafted him instead of Gabbert)
I wish Gabbert nothing but the best and hope he learns how to “not play like a bitch”
by rscott94 on Dec 5, 2011 11:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
You really could've just been describing Clausen from last season.
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the story of Katie:
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Chargers pulling starters?
This game is in the refrigerator. The door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs our cooling, the butter’s getting’ hard, and the Jelloooo’s jigglin’.
Rams vs Seahawks next MNF! can't Yawn wait...
by Buck Wild on Dec 5, 2011 11:32 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
Trying to load interest in football.,,
10%
20%
CRITICAL ERROR! BRAIN SHUTTING DOWN!
ACC Championship Member Brandon Thompson is the new Jacoby Ford. You better pick him Panthers or you will be doomed to relive the 2010 season over and over again in the Twilight Zone.
Clemson 2011 ACC Champions! Look forward to doing it again next year! :D
by Revshawn on Dec 5, 2011 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
They gotta figure out a way to start flex scheduling MNF games.
Rams vs. Seahawks…I’m not even sure what the logic was for making that a primetime game, even before the preseason.
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
They fought tooth and nail for the NFC West title last season
The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you. ~David Foster Wallace
I may not always be right, but even a blind nut finds a squirrel every once in a while.
Then again....
If Lynch manages to give us one of those legendary runs where he breaks one million tackles, it might just be worth it.
…
…
…
Naaaaah.
ACC Championship Member Brandon Thompson is the new Jacoby Ford. You better pick him Panthers or you will be doomed to relive the 2010 season over and over again in the Twilight Zone.
Clemson 2011 ACC Champions! Look forward to doing it again next year! :D
Oh yeah...forgot about the 7-9 "Juggernauts" that were the NFC West Champion Seahawks.
Then again, they did eliminate the Saints…
Newton for '11 ROY!
Walker for '11 ROY! (or least some really awesome Under Armour commercials)
FREE BIYOMBO! (I'm looking at you, Fuenlabrada)
keiser nick name
I like the blitzkrieg, but I liked the nick name Eugene Robinson said on the radio during the game “The Professor” since he went to Stanford.
by blitzcatz21 on Dec 5, 2011 11:40 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
I lost the CSR2 game tonight by .52 points.
That sucked, but wtg to whoever Spleen Strong is.
STICK THE KNIFE IN AND TURN IT!!!!!
Gabbert played well in the 1st half, sucked
ass in the 2nd half. Has no pocket presence once so ever, should have stayed in college for another year to me. He’s in a bad situation similar to Clausen with a lame duck coach, a staff who can’t develop Qb’s etc. I’m wondering what happens if the new coach doesn’t see gabbert as a franchise Qb and wants since own Qb in 2012 to lead the team similar to Ron R? Best of luck to him in the near future. Jags fans( not all of them) are sure are throwing him under the bus how he’s the worst rookie starting Qb ever etc.
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not sure if anyone will see this here
but it makes me too happy to not share it
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