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Things that are worth more than Brett Favre's word: a symoposium

Now I know training camp has started and we have plenty of football to talk/speculate/dream/overreact about... but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun at a certain purple waffles' expense.

Below you will find my short list of things that are worth more than Brett Favre's "word"... I look forward to you adding more in the comments section.

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The following things are worth more than Brett Favre's word:

  • A footless one legged man in an ass kicking contest
  • A novelty fire extinguisher in an non-novelty fire
  • Swim trunks in Alaska, and related, Parkas in Hawaii
  • The 2nd overall NFL draft choice in 1998
  • That button that has been sitting on top of your dresser for the past 4 years
  • A prophylactic that you just found buried beneath some receipts in your old high school wallet
  • A John Fox press conference regarding the injury status of a player
  • A 20% off coupon for your next purchase at Circuit City
  • The last 2 hot dogs in the pack
  • JaMarcus Russell
  • A broken christmas ornament
  • A roll of toilet paper that accidentally dropped into the toilet
  • A flat spare tire
  • The kicker someone just took in the 8th round of your fantasy draft
  • The patent for Crystal Pepsi
  • That jar full of beer bottle caps from college that you swore you were going to make into something cool.... but didn't.
  • Anything you buy from the Cracker Barrel gift shop that isn't food
  • The spare key to a 1975 Volkswagen Scirocco that you never gave back to your ex-girlfriend after college
  • An article by Mike Florio

Wait... I take that last one back.

Let's hear it Panther fans!

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