Things have been kinda heavy around here lately so it's time to have some fun. I thought I would post a this list of funny and far out predictions such as:
"Vikings’ defensive end Jared Allen will awake one morning after a lovers’ tryst with his mullet cut off. Subsequently, he will lose all of his freakish athletic ability and speak with a Jersey accent."
Which one is your favorite? What is your crazy / funny prediction for the year -- especially for the Panthers?