Someone a while back mentioned that if you rearrange "Carolina Panthers" you get "a carol in her pants". I thought that was funny, so I wanted to see what other age old wisdom lay beneath the calm exterior of our team.
David Gettis (WR): David gets it.
Marcus Walker (CB): weak arm curls
Gary Barnidge (TE): Bring yardage!
Andrew George (TE): wagered goner
Tank Tyler (DT): Elk Tyrant -- Ha ha. How's that for a nickname?
Duke Robinson (OG): ruin bookends -- Oh no, he must leave now 'fore he ruins our offensive line! Jk, I like him.
Daniel Porter (HB): reliant doper
Hilee Taylor (DE): eerily loath -- I don't hate him!
Matt Moore (QB): Team Motor
Dante Rosario (TE): a tornado's ire ... or ... Tornado, arise!
Josh Vaughan (RB): Uh oh, Jags' van.
Jim Skipper (Ass. HC & RB Coach): Jerks, I pimp. -- Ha ha. He's pimpin'.
Here's one random thinker for ya.
Jamar Williams (LB): I swirl llama jam.
Think up some more!