Someone a while back mentioned that if you rearrange "Carolina Panthers" you get "a carol in her pants". I thought that was funny, so I wanted to see what other age old wisdom lay beneath the calm exterior of our team.

David Gettis (WR): David gets it.

Marcus Walker (CB): weak arm curls

Gary Barnidge (TE): Bring yardage!

Andrew George (TE): wagered goner

Tank Tyler (DT): Elk Tyrant -- Ha ha. How's that for a nickname?

Duke Robinson (OG): ruin bookends -- Oh no, he must leave now 'fore he ruins our offensive line! Jk, I like him.

Daniel Porter (HB): reliant doper

Hilee Taylor (DE): eerily loath -- I don't hate him!

Matt Moore (QB): Team Motor

Dante Rosario (TE): a tornado's ire ... or ... Tornado, arise!

Josh Vaughan (RB): Uh oh, Jags' van.

Garry Williams (OT): Girly Rams wail.

Jim Skipper (Ass. HC & RB Coach): Jerks, I pimp. -- Ha ha. He's pimpin'.

Here's one random thinker for ya.

Jamar Williams (LB): I swirl llama jam.

Think up some more!