Chris Berman's punny nicknames
by Rick Bates on May 16, 2010 11:06 AM EDT
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Help me Cat Scratch Readers, you're my only hope. We all know how Berman/Boomer comes up with the crazy nicknames ("Daylight come and me wanna Delhomme"). A link to many others provided after the break. With all of our young guys that will be making ESPN highlights this year, I say we beat him to the punch. "Moore" after the jump...
Help me come up with some good nicknames for guys like Matt Moore, Jimmy Clausen, Jeff Otah, Jordan Gross, Ryan Kalil, et al. This is the only group I know with the imagination and creativity to pull this off. Check out the link to Berman's names if you need a little inspiration. (I reluctantly admit I thought some of them were pretty darn good).
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I know these suck, but I don't care..
John just in Kasay
Everette Brown Sugar
Charles oh my Godfrey
Sherrod Aston Martin
"Stay thirsty my friends"
Berman: The Panthers are up 31-7 on da’ Bucs with 1:32 left in the game, and they bring in John Just In Kasay, to add 3 more to the scoreboard.
I like it!
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THIS!!!!!!!
wow spot friggin on Rick seriously spot on
Thomas Davis, Jon Beason, Eric Norwood, Dan Conner, James Anderson, and Jamar Williams are our LB corp!!!!
Tank (306) and Leonard (325) will stop the run and collapse the pocket! I promise!
Our front 7 will be BEAST!
Nice!
Do you suppose Kasay’s son is named Justin? :D
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
by Flowing Willow on May 18, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Matt “We don’t need Clausen no” Moore
Jimmy “Lobster” Clausen
Jeff Otah “be in Carolina in the Morning”
Jordan Gross “Ton”
“Cornbeef on” Ryan Kalil
Captain “Crunch” Munnerlyn
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by Sniff on May 16, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I knew I could count on Sniff...
Those are very, very good. Hard to pick a favorite, but I think I like the Otah one by a nose over Kalil.
"Stay thirsty my friends"
Sherman Tank Tyler
Kareem Abdul Jamar Williams
Morrty Poison Ivy
Mackenzy Setting Hair on Fire Bernadeau
Dante Rosario Beads
Gary Let the Horses out of the Barnidge
Great White Hunter Cantwell
Aaron I Left My Heart in San Francisco
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Those are great Sniff...
Are you sure you’re not Berman?
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Awesome!
Sherman Tank Tyler
My favorite!
by The Duke Dude on May 19, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions
The link never mentioned Ty " I fought the" Law "and the Law won.
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 16, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions
Travelle ‘World’ Wharton
Geoff ‘May the’ Schwartz ‘be with you’
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may the scwartz be with you is awesome...
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
I got a couple more here
- DeAngelo Williams ‘Sonoma’ (he’s always got something cookin’)
- Jonathan ‘Patrick’ Stewart (we’ll convert Trekkies into Panthers fans)
- Tyrell Sutton ‘wrong with that’
- David Gettis ‘berg address’ (oooh history)
- Everette ‘what can’ Brown ‘do for you?’ (sponsorship possibility?)
- Tank Tyler ‘Durden’
- Louis Leonard ‘Skynard’ (Look, I know it’s not spelled right, but it plays well in the South)
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lot of good ones James
Sutton wrong wit dat (edited slightly)
Gettis berg address is great
"Stay thirsty my friends"
perhaps too esoteric...or maybe too Cole Porter...
“It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s” DeAngelo Williams
how about
matt" give me" moore
jimmy the clausin"cutoff" (old Johnny Carson joke)
You can tell we have nothing to talk about, lol.
Here are a few of mine…
Brandon Lafell “and I can’t get up”
Jimmy “Santa” Clausen
“Georgio” Armanti Edwards
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
by BW Smith on May 16, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
also...
Greg “Laurel and” Hardy
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
The lafell one is great
Scientific research has proven that you lose exactly 5.37 billion brain cells every time you listen to Todd McShay.
by TheRealSlimShady on May 16, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Oh Captain, My Captain Munnerlyn
Mr. Ed Johnson
Dante Rosario Dawson
RJ Stanford & Son
Steve Hall of Justice
Jason the Butcher, the Baker, & the Candlestick Maker
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Jordan “Winnie the” Pugh
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
LOL!
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
by Flowing Willow on May 17, 2010 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Equally good ones, Swami
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Steve Smith & Wesson
Dwayne he went to Jarrett
Richard Marshall Tucker Band
Sherrod My Favorite Martin (also works for Charly)
What’s the Frequency Kenneth Moore
Marcus Walker Texas Ranger
Brian and the dish ran away Witherspoon
“I am William” Wallace Wright
Derek Dirty Landri
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner
Brian and the dish ran away Witherspoon
Knee jerk reaction - adj. 1. an immediate unthinking emotional reaction produced by an event or statement to which the reacting person is highly sensitive. 2. a facilitator of long threads on Cat Scratch Reader and similar blogs.
Yeah I liked that one too, lol.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
How bout...
Hunter “There’s Nothing He” Cant “Do” Well
Matt “Sir, I’d Like Some” Moore
Jimmy “He’s Got Some Claws”-en
"Well Dressed" Armanti Edwards
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
This one actually sounds like something Boomer would say
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
I thought it sounded familiar, lol.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
In my best Arnold voice
“It’s NOT a Toomer”
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Alright here we go
Jimmy “The Tulip” Clausen
Brandon “what happened Timmy? I LaFell.”
Armanti “Exchange” Edwards
Greg “Thickburger” Hardy
Jeff WHOOOAAAAAAAA-tah
Jordan Gross Domestic Product
Matt “We ain’t got Jake no” Moore
Ryan “The Real Deal in Teal” Kalil
Sherrod Wal-Martin
Charles Oh. My. Godfrey.
Everette “After Labor Day” Brown
Tony Fiamazda
Dexter “Action” Jackson
Gary “TAKE IT TO THE BARN!”idge
Richard “Fire” Marshall
Dante “What’s in a” Rosario
Geoff Schwartzenaegger
R.J. Stanford and Sons
Tyrell “All of a” Sutton
Dan “Here to protect Sarah” Connor
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oh man... cant resist. a couple name-digs.
Mike “I thought you were supposed to be Good?”son
Matt “Yeah I threw a pick, but Jake threw” Moore
Armanti “Tony Pike is a quarterback and I’m not?” Edwards
Tony “I got injured on the turn”Pike
Unofficial Agent for Armanti Edwards, WR #10, Carolina Panthers
I could parody Matt Moore all day
“I’m not just a door” Matt “any” Moore
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These are good
Jeff WHOOOAAAAAAAA-tah
Charles Oh. My. Godfrey.
Gary "TAKE IT TO THE BARN!"idge
Geoff Schwartzenaegger
Someone pass these to Boomer
by The Duke Dude on May 19, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Honestly my favorite creation was
Ryan “The Real Deal in Teal” Kalil.
was hoping for more of a response on that one. just because of the alliteration. :o)
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Not trying to be a douchebag, but that's not alliteration, it's rhyming.
Alliteration is using the same letter at the start of each word. Okay, maybe I am being a douchebag, no offense tater.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
And for the record...
The Real Deal in Teal Kalil is an awesome nickname.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Oh I missed that one
It’s pretty good too!
by The Duke Dude on May 19, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions
To be super duper technical (and to cure boredom)
Tater’s nickname is actually assonance, not alliteration, because the rhyming sounds are vowels. Assonance is a form of alliteration, but the term alliteration is normally used to denote using the same consonant sound at the beginning of each word in a phrase (e.g. – Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peppers).
Is it training camp yet? LOL
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
I'll answer your final question with a Haiku
No training camp yet
Early August in Wofford
Will Jarrett show up?
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by James Dator on May 19, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions
No he will not show
He has done nothing thus far
To prove otherwise.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
I agree with that
He’s only had one good game
It was just okay
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Some say it’s Jake’s fault
That he wasn’t any good,
But I disagree.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
We’ll soon know for sure
Whether this is true at all
Poor Jake is a Brown
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Yes, stuck in Cleveland
Where good careers go to die.
I hate it for him.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Maybe they’ll be good
Now a walrus is in charge
Holmgren is his name
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by James Dator on May 20, 2010 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions
Holmgren is really dumb
He had Alexander there
But yet never won
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But you are forgetting
His Super Bowl with Green Bay
Not so dumb now eh?
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
by Flowing Willow on May 20, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions
Haiku FAIL
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Ah indeed good sir
It should be five, seven, five
Unlike your one above mine.
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
by Flowing Willow on May 21, 2010 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions
Indeed it is sir
Shows I count better sober
I bow to your youth
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lol
HAIKU SUCCESS
Good bye #43. Good luck in Chicago.
by Flowing Willow on May 22, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Haiku of reply
No offense taken
I know I suck at grammar
Forgive my misuse
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No problem at all.
We all make grammar mistakes
At some point in time.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Indeed that is true
My Achilles is typos
Proof read more should I
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I also blog the Panthers at www.realbitsofpanthers.com
oooh literary... I like it!
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
I also blog the Panthers at www.realbitsofpanthers.com
oh...I see...
…you like literary but not musical theatre. Okay…this is a football blog…I can understand that. :-D
Here are a few guys from next years draft
Andrew “good” luck
Jake Locker"room"
Ryan “pound the” Mallet
This sig is dedicated to those cut in the 2009 purge.
by chinchillas sword on May 18, 2010 6:25 AM EDT reply actions
For our malcontent former player...
Julius “ears are bigger than bell” Peppers
I can't lie - I LOL'd at this one.
Nice work.
Thanks to the Denver Broncos, my sanity (what's left of it, at least) will remain intact for 2010.
Aaron Whats that growing in the Pettrey dish
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