Help me Cat Scratch Readers, you're my only hope.  We all know how Berman/Boomer comes up with the crazy nicknames ("Daylight come and me wanna Delhomme").  A link to many others provided after the break.  With all of our young guys that will be making ESPN highlights this year, I say we beat him to the punch.  "Moore" after the jump...

Help me come up with some good nicknames for guys like Matt Moore, Jimmy Clausen, Jeff Otah, Jordan Gross, Ryan Kalil, et al.  This is the only group I know with the imagination and creativity to pull this off.  Check out the link to Berman's names if you need a little inspiration.  (I reluctantly admit I thought some of them were pretty darn good).

http://www.funny2.com/berman.htm