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Rate the "Analysts" series

All right guys...this is the last straw....we cannot sit back quietly anymore! The so called analysts are driving me crazy....and I know I'm not alone. So here is your real chance to let loose...and I mean let loose! All these self-proclaimed analysts and experts who don't even know much about the players they are talking about. They pronounce names wrong. They shoot off the wrong stats. They forget the best players and only talk about the popular ones. But worst of all....they give us their opinions....which is sometimes so absurd it would be equivalent to using a baseball bat to play golf.  These clowns will no longer go unchecked...as we will rate them. 

How can ESPN and NFL network let these guys get away with this. They don't know the players. They don't know the drafts. They don't know the stats. Yet many of us do. These guys get paid to entertain us and they can't even get it right. (Don't make the arguement that since we are irritated it means they are entertaining us...not the point of this post.)

So here is what we'll do...in the comments section...post the links of these guys ridiculous articles and give your take on who the dumbest "Analyst" is. Feel free to make multiple picks. The Pat Yasinskas of ESPN, Bucky Brooks of NFL Network  or anyone else out there who speaks about our team incorrectly will feel our verbal wrath.

 

Here's an example of stupidity from NFL Networks Bucky Brooks:

http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d81759b1d&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

He rates Corvey Irvin as a flop ("fumble" in his words). Irvin was injured last season, yet Peria Jerry and William Moore of the Falcons were rated "Jury still out" even though they were injured as well. Well if Irvin is a flop then why aren't Jerry and Moore? I'll tell you why...cause Bucky Brooks is a circus clown....that's why...and he gets paid to not do his research. I suppose we needn't wonder why Brooks wasn't an NFL star, he ignores details and doesn't do his homework. (And don't bother posting the "well at least he made it there" crap, that's not the point of this post) The clown even rates Josh Freeman as a "touchdown" after one season.

Don't hold back people...this post is made to let out frustration and for getting some laughs. Don't worry about spelling these guys names wrong either...most of them can't spell the players names they are writing about either.

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