You know what? I think I could go on Dancing With The Stars and actually win that thing - no joke. The reason I say that is...
First of all, as a defensive back, you gotta have good feet-work. You gotta be able to move your hips, move those feet, and be fluid with every turn. ...Well, the same goes for dancing, too.
Secondly, I'm already somewhat of a dancer. Back in the day I used to "step" (a dance style where your footwork is the most important part of the routine) for my fraternity, Phi Beta Sigma - which is, by the way, the best fraternity in the world (Ha!). So, you know, I had to learn routines, choreograph my own routines, and other things of that nature. We meant serious business with this stuff! We stepped in greek shows and a variety of other types of shows. Why? Because we were THAT good.
I got plenty of rhythm, and that's why I feel like I have the tools to go on Dancing With The Stars and be a legitimate contender. I'm not talking about just going on there and being like, "Hey -- Look at me -- I'm on DwtS." I'm talking about going on that show and actually winning that thing!
So, ABC... If you're reading this, I need you to consider me for next season's Dancing With The Stars. I'd love to be on there, and I'd love even more to take Emmitt's title away from him.