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Seriously... I Could Win 'Dancing With The Stars' - @ChrisHarrisNFL

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You know what?  I think I could go on Dancing With The Stars and actually win that thing - no joke.  The reason I say that is...

First of all, as a defensive back, you gotta have good feet-work.  You gotta be able to move your hips, move those feet, and be fluid with every turn. ...Well, the same goes for dancing, too. 

Secondly, I'm already somewhat of a dancer.  Back in the day I used to "step" (a dance style where your footwork is the most important part of the routine) for my fraternity, Phi Beta Sigma - which is, by the way, the best fraternity in the world (Ha!).  So, you know, I had to learn routines, choreograph my own routines, and other things of that nature.  We meant serious business with this stuff!  We stepped in greek shows and a variety of other types of shows.  Why?  Because we were THAT good.

I got plenty of rhythm, and that's why I feel like I have the tools to go on Dancing With The Stars and be a legitimate contender.  I'm not talking about just going on there and being like, "Hey -- Look at me -- I'm on DwtS."  I'm talking about going on that show and actually winning that thing! 

So, ABC... If you're reading this, I need you to consider me for next season's Dancing With The Stars.  I'd love to be on there, and I'd love even more to take Emmitt's title away from him.

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