Sir Pour's Brew for the Game- Carolina Panthers vs. Baltimore Ravens

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TGIF Panther faithful! Are you ready for some football! This week proves to be a wonderful match up of a couch to starter story and an injury plagued team. Couple that with facing one of the better teams in the league and this Sunday's game should be a barn burner!

I figured there was no point wasting a good brew this week... so I thought I'd give you all something to drink that will keep you awake and drown your sorrows. Best enjoy it before the FDA takes it off the shelves it's.....

FOUR LOKO

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The Brewery: Created by the good minds at "Phusion Projects" (the 'ph' let's you know it's fancy!) it appears the drink was created by three friends from Ohio State University

 

The Brew: A widely known choice of the homeless. It's caffeinated, 11% alcohol malt liquor that tastes like a clown's tie threw up in your mouth. Let me put it this way- the FDA are looking to pull the stuff off shelves and one website boasts that the way to home brew Four Loko is to dissolves three Jolly Ranchers in Monster energy drink, add a caffeine tablet and half of a 40. That sound appetizing? It tastes like it sounds.

 

How it relates to the game: Drink enough of this stuff and you're liable to be staring at the toilet for much of the game, which could actually be an improvement.

 

Where to buy: Really? You're thinking about it?

 

Price point: This one really breaks the bank at $2.29 for a 22.5oz can.


 


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