Chris Harris' 2009 Christmas Caption Contest!
(NOTE: It's just come to my attention that Jeremy Igo of CarolinaHuddle.com took this KILLER shot. It's EASILY one of the best pics I've seen of me. Nice work, man! ;-)
With this being a season for giving, I want to show you guys and girls how appreciative the team and I are to have your support by presenting you with the opportunity to win a few Christmas presents that I've autographed. Here's how the contest is gonna work...
You see that picture up there where I'm screaming my head off?
...I WANT YOU TO WRITE A CAPTION FOR IT! ;-)
Here are the three Christmas presents you could potentially win for writing the FUNNIEST caption:
3rd Place - A Carolina Panthers hat, autographed by me
2nd Place - A brand new pair of "Hitman" cleats, autographed by me
1st Place - A Carolina Panthers "Hitman" jersey, autographed by me
I'm gonna be judging this contest and I want your captions to make me laugh out loud! SO BRING THE FUNNY!
(NOTE: At the bottom of this post is a video of me autographing the items, so you can see what you might win!)
All you have to do to participate in the contest is leave as many captions as you want in the Cat Scratch Reader comments below and I'll pick the top three sometime next week. And yes... you have to be a SBNation member in order to leave a comment, but it's worth it, right? You'll have a chance to win a prize and you'll be a member of one of the best sports networks on the Cyberscapes! So fire up a profile and get after it!
Thanks again, guys, for being the fantastic fans that you are. I feel like the least I can do to show my appreciation for your love and support is to throw a cool contest your way. I hope you enjoy playing, because I know I'm gonna enjoy judging! ;-)
Here I am autographing the items:
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CAPTION:
Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris (43) shows his frustration after hearing that the team has canceled their post-game party and magic show at Chuck E. Cheese.
Need some Recs for this post to keep it up
I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com
by Jaxon on Dec 26, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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That’s why I don’t read other blogs because they’re GARBAGE!!! And the writer of those blogs are GARBAGE!!!! Come at me!!! I’m a (Hit) Man!!! I’m 43! So get your facts straight! Makes me want to puke!
While Ma’ake Kemoeatu’s wheeled walker has helped improve his mobility, there’s been a pretty steep learning curve to its use, as Chris Harris’ toes recently discovered.
Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE
by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 11:28 AM EST reply actions
HAHA!
Nice work, y’all! Feel free to leave MULTIPLE captions to increase your chance of winning!
Happy Holidays!
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Chris Harris shows true grit by yelling “A True Cat on this Team Never Plays any Game Declawed”
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HURRY UP WITH THOSE HOT DOGS!!!!!! Hollis just ate my helmet!!!!!!!
When Chris Harris looked to the upper deck, he couldn’t help but scream at the rate he was getting on his savings account.
Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE
by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions
“Don’t think you can
Get past this man
You see all these fans?
They call me the Hitman!!!
Now lets win this game
Cuz I’m goin’ to Disneyland!!!”
CAPTION:
Like so many other Americans, Chris Harris of the Carolina Panthers was clearly puzzled, and outraged last Sunday when Lou Holtz picked Notre Dame to win the National Championship…..again.
"Hey Brett Favre, how do you like me now!"
or
“Tony Soprano has nothing on me!”
I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com
‘Panthers Chris Harris practices his upcoming Super Bowl halftime performance of Dragostea din Tei by O-Zone’
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Chris Harris Caption Contest
SPAAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAA!
“Chris Harris appears upset after receiving a roughing the passer penalty while covering Randy Moss deep down field. His actual words modified for family viewing courtesy the NFL:
[Thank] you Tom Brady, you [pleasant sir]. I’ll [take you to lunch] [kind sir]. I’m comin’ for that [blueberry pie] [sir], you better watch out for the Hitman!….[sir]
All images, quotes, video, and air consumed are copyright the NFL. Infringe and we will kill you. Tune in next Sunday!"
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Are you quoting Family Guy?
Original content? or link it up!
I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com
Indeed it does..
I’ve got every season on DVD, love that show.
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How many times do I have tell you not to feed these guys Tacos and Burritos before a game
by Indian Panther on Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions
Contest
“Chris Harris tries to do his best Ric Flair impersonation only to severely scare some young children in the front row”
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
CAPTION
“HEY! Someone flag down the peanut guy…I’m starving over here!”
or
(In best Rocky Balboa voice) “YOOOO ADRIAAAAN! I did it!!!!”
what size are those cleats by the way?
Will they make me run like Chris Harris? Hit like Chris Harris?
Here’s another one in honor of Muhammad Ali:
" I’m a baaaad man!"
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“Carolina Panther Chris Harris attempts to increase his marketability among the ‘tween demographic by performing a sideline re-inactment from the movie ’Twilight’
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
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“Really man? Who brings wine and cheese to a football game?”
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
"Who took my trumpet!"
“I feel like playing some Louie Armstrong!”
I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com
+1
LOL
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
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Pictured above is Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris (43) reaction after being informed by coach John Fox that theres no such thing as Santa Clause.
CAPTION
Chris Harris was just informed from Steve Smith that the “rules and regulations” will be dictated by “89” rather than “43”
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“Chris Harris spends time practicing his post-interception scream- He knows he’ll need it again soon”
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
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Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus? THAT CAN NOT BE!
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Chris Harris learns that Lewis, Hollis, and Kemoeatu went joy riding in his 1975 Buick Lasabre. Harris discovers"Kryptonite" is no match for speed bumps.
CAPTION
Chris Harris reacts to the news that Julius Peppers will represent the Carolina Panthers in next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”
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Some Panthers get liquid heat in their jockstraps due to a practical joke. For Chris Harris, it’s how he gets his game face on.
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
-The Vandals
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Chris Harris stumps his toe as he intercepts a Brett Favre pass to seal the game.
Caption,
Ahhhhh…CHOOOOOOOO!!! Damn Carolina pollen.
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
-The Vandals
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Chris Harris takes a moment to memorialize the late, great, Michael Jackson.
If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.
-The Vandals
CAPTION
Chris Harris reacts to fans asking him to page “Mike Hunt” at Walmart was not a real person
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After being a Playmaker for the Carolina Panthers for several seasons, Chris Harris finally gets to go to the Pro Bowl, only to find out it is not being played in Hawaii this year.
CAPTION
I dominate at home. I dominate on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to dominate!
on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city
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Chris Harris, shown here yawning, remains hopeful that he will one day face a worthy offense.
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Chris Harris, in this live public service announcement, demonstrates to the fans at Bank of America Stadium the effects of proper oral hygiene.
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As a player stares at you in the background
“Chris forgot to take his crazy pills”
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions
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“My skully cap is on to tight, I can’t feel my head”
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 PM EST reply actions
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My Game is the closest thing George Bush ever came to finding a weapon of mass destruction!
on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city
Panthers safety Chris Harris
Yelling at ESPN NFL writers for giving the Panthers defense absolutely NO credit for shutting down team after team.
posted from a yellow submarine.
by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions
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When Panthers Attack!
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions
Panthers safety Chris Harris let’s everyone know what he thinks about the Redskins’ trick plays
posted from a yellow submarine.
by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 2:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
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the Chris Harris story, from Panther to Vampire, on the next Hollywood story
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:42 PM EST reply actions
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I ought to be a scientist. Because every hit I make, they rewrite law of gravity!
on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city
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Harris: Hey, ya’ll think im good on the field, ya’ll should check out my bowling skillz!
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Chris Harris reaction after someone yells “F*ck Yo Couch!!!”
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 3:01 PM EST reply actions
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Announcer: Dehomme, drops back….picked off.
Harris: OH FOR GODS SAKE! Can’t You Ever Give Us A Break!?
CAPTION CONTEST
This IS SPAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chris- I just wanted to say, my wife an I flew down to Green Bay in 07 and watched you play. I have an awesome picture of you, we were right on the 50 yardline 1st row, i yelled at you to get your attention— lol lol you gave me a go to hell look thinking I was a GB fan.. The pic is awesome)
Merry Christmas!!!
CAPTION:
Panthers Safety Chris Harris establishing the rules and regulations.
What’s he saying?
“43. 43.”
posted from a yellow submarine.
by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 3:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Caption Contest;
Madden- I Told you My Rating Should Be Higher!!!!!
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Chris Harris, Yelling At An Old Bully From His School In 5th Grade.
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Panthers Safety Chris “The Hitman” Harris, seen here rousing his teammates with a spirited rendition of “Who Let the Dogs Out…”
CAPTION CONTEST
“WHAT NOW CHICAGO- WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
CAPTION CONTEST
"I wanted my baby-back, baby-back, baby – back, Chili’s baby back ribs. "
by Holty_Panthers_Fan on Dec 24, 2009 3:21 PM EST reply actions
Yo! You guys in the upper deck!
Get back in those seats – we ain’t done with this game yet!
CAPTION;
NOOOO Delhomme— NOT ANOTHER ONE…….
...
(and Im a huge fan of delhomme :( )
by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:26 PM EST up reply actions
CAPTION:
I am NOT Wesley Snipes……………………. My Hits for real…….
Caption:
“And a very angry looking number 43 Chris “The Hit Man” Harris sings “Sweet Caroline” after winning the game"
Reaction
“Don’t bring that hotdog down here without the mustard!!!”
Reaction
Chris Harris reaction to seeing 2 girls and 1 cup
“AHHHHHHHH, NOOOOO”
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Above: Chris Harris gets fired up after finishing off his Bojangles Cajun Filet Biscuit combo on the sidelines.
Caption for chris harris' photo
I’LL Take a order of Hooters hot wings and a Ice tea.
Picture Caption
“Jairus who? Byrdman? Everyone knows the Hitman #43 Chris Harris is the best Safety in the league, now if you will excuse me i gotta pack for Hawaii”
Picture Caption
“OH COME ON!!!!!!!! of all the Bull Crap in the world that’s gotta be 96% of it right there”
Contest and California panther fan needs help!
Hey Chris, its BayAreaPanther I saw ur youtube vid so here is my caption I kinda stole but it fits perfect. “OOO MAMA……… There Goes that Baaad Man!” hahah its perfects so anyways chris if u read this I dont know if u remember that raider and panther game last year but pre game u were on the bike warming up and I yelled out chris to get chris gamble’s attention and then I look down and ur looking right at me and I was like ooo snap its the hitman lol one the best day’s of the my life cause I told u I watch u every sunday and I know ur gunna knock someone out! lol Show some love to a california panther fan cause I rep my panthers all day every day!
Hope you've seen the commercial. haha!
“Oh those boys are much too much! Those boys are much too much!”
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“Chris Harris wonders if showing ‘2 girls, 1 cup’ on the BoA scoreboard was the right move on gameday”
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
Hahah good one..
And with that, the record for most people confined in a single area puking is officially broken..
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F*ck Disneyland!! I’m Going to Hawii!
Great moment!!
**Peppers is taking down Favre and below it says:
Take a seat old man, I don’t play!
Seriously this one is about the picture
“Huh? They’re towing my car!”
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Why can’t I be more like Darrelle Revis?
“Chris Harris’ reaction upon finding out Favre & Co painted his Lesabre purple, before remembering it was already purple. Later, the pick was payback for the giant Viking symbol that was placed on the hood. After the game, an ass-kicking commenced between Harris and the Vikings that resulted in many key Viking players being placed on injure reserve. While they tried to sue Mr. Harris for assault, the case was thrown out as the Judge was quoted saying ‘they just gotta know the rules and regulations, that’s 89. That’s all there is to it.’”
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Just a thought...
This probably isn’t the forum to bash Harris or any other member of the team.
Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE
Caption:
“You really traded me for a 5th Rounder!!!!!”
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“I see skies of blue…clouds of white……….and I think to myself…what a wonderful world…. Yeah, I’ve got singing skills too, son!”
chris harris says "whaaat!"
Lil john says “nothing man nothing”
What have you done for me lately?
by Steve785 on Dec 24, 2009 9:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions
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“They wrote the movie (Hitman) when I came into the NFL…I am Agent 43!”
CAPTION
Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris shows that he can out-roar Sir Purr.
CAPTION
Chris Harris just made Adrian Peterson fumble…no not by a hard hit, he just screamed!
Caption
WHO GOT MY CLEATS DIRTY?? NOW I GOTTA BUY NEW ONES FOR A CONTEST AND FOR A GAME!
Caption Contest
Hey you! Throw the popcorn, I’ll catch it in my mouth I swear!
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Chris Harris shows his frustration after the Vikings stopped running the ball his way
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Foxy informs Chris that his CSR posting privileges have been revoked and given to Matt Moore since “Matt is the most popular person in the United States of America, excluding Minnesota.” Chris does not take the news well…
by patosan on Dec 25, 2009 12:34 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
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Chris Harris as the delivery man runs out of the tunnel. “Where the heck were you?!?! I ordered that pizza half an hour ago!!!” As the flustered delivery boy runs up to the Panthers safety, Harris takes the box and opens it. Part 2, “I ordered anchovies, not sardines!!!! THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!” Harris then proceeded to inform the delivery boy of the REAL rules and regulations of the game, #43.
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:37 AM EST reply actions
Harris after Smith's postgame interview
“Dude, it’s 43, not 89!”
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:39 AM EST reply actions
Chris Harris after blowing in his trumpet
“Captain, I told you to clean the spit valve when you were done!”
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:41 AM EST reply actions
CAPTION
WE ARE MARSHALL……er, I mean Louisiana Monroe!!
muses later to himself that L Monroe doesn’t have the same ring
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:59 AM EST reply actions
CAPTION:
For the last time Beason, I’m going to dress up as Batman, and you’re going to dress up as Robin.
Caption:
“Ooooooooooooooh… I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas!
Only a hippopotamus will do!
No crocodiles, or rhinocerousas’s,
I only like hippopotamuses.
And hippopotamuses like me tooooo!”
CAPTION
Chris Harris warms up with the team pregame.
“Jake! I’m open!”
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Caption:
“Travelle impersonated me in the club!!!”
Harris is saying:
Hey Lil’ Man! Lil’ Man in that Cowboys jersey!
Do you see Tony friggn’ Romo around here?!?!
You better get that Romo jersey outta here! Go on! GET it outta here!!
It’s 43 kid! Don’t come back til you got one dat says 43! Ya’ HEARD?!?
Caption:
“I gave up music for this!…Thank goodness!”
Caption..
The BOSS…ya heard!!!
P.S. don’t tell my girlfriend
Caption..
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyummmmmmmmmmmm Ms Parker finer then a MothaF**ka…I’ll knock the dust of that BEEEPPPPP!!!!!
Smokeys quote from the movie Friday!!
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Keydrick! If you fart (crop dust) over here one more time im gonna get Rhys to come over here and kick your ass
Chris Harris is saying:
“Yo! Where da white women at?!!?! Where da white women at?!!?!”
Caption
Chris Harris “O”-face
Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali
by pantherfan95323 on Dec 25, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions
So any winners picked yet???
When will you pick a winner Chris?
Thanks!
Joe
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WHO ATE MY BIG PRETZEL!!!!!!! team points at Maake sitting in his lawn chare and grinning smugly
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 5:00 AM EST reply actions
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Chris Harris yells for the Gatorade boy.
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 6:02 AM EST reply actions
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Chris Harris when he finds out whats for dinner.
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 9:04 AM EST reply actions
CAPTION
I AM the BADDEST MOFO ALIVE! If you don’t believe it, just LEMME HIT YA!
CAPTION
Chris Harris challenging all sportswriters and radio personalities to come down on the field and see how the Panthers defense, that has caused a bazillion turnovers in the last six games, is falling apart and weak.
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This stunning picture shows the glee mixed with pain as Chris Harris finally dislodges his cleat out of an opponents arse.
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“I just wanna break the bones of the weak…….and then eat some doughnuts.”
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“Shut up, Kanye!!! Taylor is 10 times better than Beyonce!!!”
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“Hey Brett!!!! Try and throw it over my head again!!! By the way, will you sign my ball!!!”
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“Heck no!!!! I will NOT be on the cover of Madden 2011!!! Did you see what it did to Polamalu this year?!?!?! The curse is real!!!!”
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“What do you mean I can’t play Sweet Caroline, on my trumpet, at the end of the game?!?!?!? Beason played his cazoo last week…A FREAKING CAZOO!!!”
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an electrified Chris Harris is growling up the Carolina crowd.
by carolinabrave89 on Dec 26, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions
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I will be the one establishing the rules and regulations Smitty!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmm.... Let's dig into the Muppet lore for this one.
Statler: I wonder what he’s yelling about?
Waldorf: Probably because he saw something ugly.
Statler: Oh? What’s that?
Waldorf: You!
Both hecklers laugh
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
And so, Jon Beason grabs Hollis Thomas by the shoulder.
“Hollis….do you hear that? That is the sound of Ultimate Suffering.”
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn
PS
Here I tried to photoshop an image of Chris Harris blowing the head off a troll by a laser beam flying out of his mouth, but I couldn’t ‘rescue’ a new version of it from the flying monkey battle station.
"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

There ya go, Rev. Limited the blood shed, so I think it’s safe for CSR :).
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This is one of the 10 greatest things I have ever seen.
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
by James Dator on Dec 27, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
Chris... I would like this exhange to be strongly considered.
Perhaps a cleat each for Revshawn’s concept and D-Ranged1’s photoshop skill.
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
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WEDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 27, 2009 3:23 AM EST reply actions
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I am now known as, Chris ‘the Critic’ Harris, because I am picking you guys apart!
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I am Chris ‘the Publisher’ Harris, because I am reading you like a book!
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I am Chris ‘the Needle’ Harris, because I am sticking these fools!
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Ready or Not Here I come to knock your head OFF !!!
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You ate my enchilada!!!!!!
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 27, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions
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“HEY Ma’ake! You’re not the only one who has to use that porta-potty!!!”
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
“Another INT? That’s what they pay me for. I try to be a playmaker out there; that’s what they brought me here for.”
Remember this quote?
Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE
by MichaelProcton on Dec 28, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions
Ron Meeks: “Hey Chris, we just got word from upstairs that you don’t get credit for that INT because the Vikings came out flat.”
Chris Harris: “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?”
That one I like.
C’mon Chris — close this thing out. It’s time.
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GAAAAHHHHH! Did you see how smitty’s arm did the wave?!?! That things going to be giving me nightmares!
CAPTION
Chris Harris responds to the new NFL sanctioned thong.
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Calm down Chris. I was joking when I said we resigned David Carr
OOOOWWWWWWWW
I stubbed my toe!!!!!!!!!
posted from a yellow submarine.
by Figgi4life on Dec 28, 2009 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions
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WERE’S THE PHONE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT DOMINOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.
by chinchillas sword on Dec 29, 2009 5:37 AM EST reply actions
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What the hell, Favre? You toss me an interception and are going to charge me to autograph it? I’m coming for you now.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 29, 2009 11:27 AM EST reply actions
Thanks to all who participated!
Chris has now closed the contest will be announcing winners throughout the week. Keep checking the front page of CSR to see if you’re a winner.
Welcome to everyone who created an account to take part. We hope that you will stay on board and talk Carolina Panthers’ football with us and Chris Harris each and every week!
Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.
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Stop asking me for tickets Bryan Lange!!!!!!
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The Hitman did not respond well when informed John Fox was considering rotating safeties in and out…
CAPTION
“I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds. Hear me ROAR!”
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I just pooped my pants!
on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city

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