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Chris Harris' 2009 Christmas Caption Contest!

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(NOTE: It's just come to my attention that Jeremy Igo of CarolinaHuddle.com took this KILLER shot.  It's EASILY one of the best pics I've seen of me.  Nice work, man! ;-)

Happy Holidays, Panther fans! 

With this being a season for giving, I want to show you guys and girls how appreciative the team and I are to have your support by presenting you with the opportunity to win a few Christmas presents that I've autographed.  Here's how the contest is gonna work...

Star-divide

You see that picture up there where I'm screaming my head off?

...I WANT YOU TO WRITE A CAPTION FOR IT! ;-)

Here are the three Christmas presents you could potentially win for writing the FUNNIEST caption:

3rd Place - A Carolina Panthers hat, autographed by me

2nd Place - A brand new pair of "Hitman" cleats, autographed by me

1st Place - A Carolina Panthers "Hitman" jersey, autographed by me

I'm gonna be judging this contest and I want your captions to make me laugh out loud!  SO BRING THE FUNNY!

(NOTE: At the bottom of this post is a video of me autographing the items, so you can see what you might win!)

All you have to do to participate in the contest is leave as many captions as you want in the Cat Scratch Reader comments below and I'll pick the top three sometime next week. And yes... you have to be a SBNation member in order to leave a comment, but it's worth it, right?  You'll have a chance to win a prize and you'll be a member of one of the best sports networks on the Cyberscapes!  So fire up a profile and get after it!

Thanks again, guys, for being the fantastic fans that you are.  I feel like the least I can do to show my appreciation for your love and support is to throw a cool contest your way.  I hope you enjoy playing, because I know I'm gonna enjoy judging! ;-)

Here I am autographing the items:

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CAPTION:

Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris (43) shows his frustration after hearing that the team has canceled their post-game party and magic show at Chuck E. Cheese.

by BW Smith on Dec 24, 2009 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

Need some Recs for this post to keep it up

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 26, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CAPTION:

That’s why I don’t read other blogs because they’re GARBAGE!!! And the writer of those blogs are GARBAGE!!!! Come at me!!! I’m a (Hit) Man!!! I’m 43! So get your facts straight! Makes me want to puke!

by BigNick2700 on Dec 24, 2009 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

While Ma’ake Kemoeatu’s wheeled walker has helped improve his mobility, there’s been a pretty steep learning curve to its use, as Chris Harris’ toes recently discovered.

Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE

by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

HAHA!

Nice work, y’all! Feel free to leave MULTIPLE captions to increase your chance of winning!

Happy Holidays!

by ChrisHarris on Dec 24, 2009 11:39 AM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris shows true grit by yelling “A True Cat on this Team Never Plays any Game Declawed”

by univonc on Dec 24, 2009 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

I made Randy, i mean Mandy Moss, quit after that big hit. He ain’t SH*TTTTTTTTTT

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

CAPTION:

HURRY UP WITH THOSE HOT DOGS!!!!!! Hollis just ate my helmet!!!!!!!

by the raynman on Dec 24, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions  

When Chris Harris looked to the upper deck, he couldn’t help but scream at the rate he was getting on his savings account.

Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE

by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions  

“Don’t think you can
Get past this man
You see all these fans?
They call me the Hitman!!!
Now lets win this game
Cuz I’m goin’ to Disneyland!!!”

by panthrangl on Dec 24, 2009 11:51 AM EST reply actions  

I likey!

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

The Hitman is screaming at his agent saying, “SHOW ME THE MONEY”!!!!!!!!!!!

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 11:55 AM EST reply actions  

"Peter King doesn't know schizzle!"

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:01 PM EST reply actions  

MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, MOMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Have u seen my baseball????

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

"That was a terrible call ref!"

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION:

Like so many other Americans, Chris Harris of the Carolina Panthers was clearly puzzled, and outraged last Sunday when Lou Holtz picked Notre Dame to win the National Championship…..again.

by BigNick2700 on Dec 24, 2009 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

“DAMN THAT PETERSON IS GOOD! – NOW QUIT SHOWING THAT REPLAY!”

by paydirt16 on Dec 24, 2009 12:05 PM EST reply actions  

"Hey Brett Favre, how do you like me now!"

or
“Tony Soprano has nothing on me!”

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:06 PM EST reply actions  

‘Panthers Chris Harris practices his upcoming Super Bowl halftime performance of Dragostea din Tei by O-Zone

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:08 PM EST reply actions  

‘Did you see that PICK?! Next week, I’m playing wide receiver!"

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions  

CHRIS HARRIS

Im Rick James bitch………

by HANKER98 on Dec 24, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

“Chris Harris appears upset after receiving a roughing the passer penalty while covering Randy Moss deep down field. His actual words modified for family viewing courtesy the NFL:

[Thank] you Tom Brady, you [pleasant sir]. I’ll [take you to lunch] [kind sir]. I’m comin’ for that [blueberry pie] [sir], you better watch out for the Hitman!….[sir]

All images, quotes, video, and air consumed are copyright the NFL. Infringe and we will kill you. Tune in next Sunday!"

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

You say biploar like its a bad thing!!!!!!!!!!

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

Relax!!!!!!!!!!!! Im a professional

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:20 PM EST reply actions  

IM Bringing Sexy Back

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

im confused as a hungery baby at a topless bar

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

Are you quoting Family Guy?

Original content? or link it up!

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like lil Stewie!

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it does..

I’ve got every season on DVD, love that show.

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:38 PM EST up reply actions  

“Who in the HELL slipped ex-lax in my gatoraide?! Was that you FAVRE?! I’m about to whoop somebodies ass!!… after I run to the bathroom.”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:35 PM EST reply actions  

How many times do I have tell you not to feed these guys Tacos and Burritos before a game

by Indian Panther on Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Contest

“Chris Harris tries to do his best Ric Flair impersonation only to severely scare some young children in the front row”

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 12:36 PM EST reply actions  

Gotta admit, I LOL'ed.

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

CAPTION

“HEY! Someone flag down the peanut guy…I’m starving over here!”

or

(In best Rocky Balboa voice) “YOOOO ADRIAAAAN! I did it!!!!”

by ELAV8 on Dec 24, 2009 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

Whoooooooooooooooooo’s your DADDY now?

by Indian Panther on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

what size are those cleats by the way?

Will they make me run like Chris Harris? Hit like Chris Harris?

Here’s another one in honor of Muhammad Ali:

" I’m a baaaad man!"

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:39 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Carolina Panther Chris Harris attempts to increase his marketability among the ‘tween demographic by performing a sideline re-inactment from the movie ’Twilight’

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Really man? Who brings wine and cheese to a football game?”

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 12:43 PM EST reply actions  

Why did u do it tiger??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:44 PM EST reply actions  

Im gonna keep hitting you like Tiger Woods’ wife chasing him with a golf club

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 12:46 PM EST reply actions  

“Who told them to play that Adrian Peterson replay in OUR house?!”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 12:53 PM EST reply actions  

"Who took my trumpet!"

“I feel like playing some Louie Armstrong!”

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 12:56 PM EST reply actions  

+1

LOL

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

CAPTION

Pictured above is Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris (43) reaction after being informed by coach John Fox that theres no such thing as Santa Clause.

by PantherFan86 on Dec 24, 2009 1:02 PM EST reply actions  

Albert !!!! !!! One Word RENEGOTIATION!

by Schake on Dec 24, 2009 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

“Seven bucks for a Beer ?!!”

by paydirt16 on Dec 24, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Oh snap!

Its really more than that right?

by univonc on Dec 24, 2009 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris was just informed from Steve Smith that the “rules and regulations” will be dictated by “89” rather than “43”

by univonc on Dec 24, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Chris Harris spends time practicing his post-interception scream- He knows he’ll need it again soon”

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 1:09 PM EST reply actions  

Lol i like this one

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Who stole my twinkie that I stashed under the bench

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

"I'll kick you butt in Madden too!"

I blog the Carolina Panthers at www.catscratchreader.com

by Jaxon on Dec 24, 2009 1:11 PM EST reply actions  

Get it right, I am a Sigma

by lionhawk on Dec 24, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

“They promised me cake if I picked off Favre… Where’s my cake?! I want my cake, NOW!”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Hannah Montana is really Miley Cyrus? THAT CAN NOT BE!

by PantherFan86 on Dec 24, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

Who called me Dirty Harris?

by Indian Panther on Dec 24, 2009 1:15 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Chris Harris learns that Lewis, Hollis, and Kemoeatu went joy riding in his 1975 Buick Lasabre. Harris discovers"Kryptonite" is no match for speed bumps.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris reacts to the news that Julius Peppers will represent the Carolina Panthers in next season’s “Dancing with the Stars”

by univonc on Dec 24, 2009 1:19 PM EST reply actions  

Chris “Playmaker” Harris tries to tell a hard headed fan that his nickname is Hitman, not Playmaker.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Some Panthers get liquid heat in their jockstraps due to a practical joke. For Chris Harris, it’s how he gets his game face on.

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.

-The Vandals

by Oi2dwrld on Dec 24, 2009 1:24 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris stumps his toe as he intercepts a Brett Favre pass to seal the game.

by PantherFan86 on Dec 24, 2009 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

Caption,

Ahhhhh…CHOOOOOOOO!!! Damn Carolina pollen.

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.

-The Vandals

by Oi2dwrld on Dec 24, 2009 1:25 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Chris Harris takes a moment to memorialize the late, great, Michael Jackson.

If God came down on Christmas Day
I know exactly what He'd say
He'd say "Oi!" to the punks
and "Oi!" to the skins
but "Oi!" to the world and everybody wins.

-The Vandals

by Oi2dwrld on Dec 24, 2009 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

To sideline

WHHAAAATTTT…You want me to stay out here and play offense and special teams too?

by PantherPaddy on Dec 24, 2009 1:28 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris reacts to fans asking him to page “Mike Hunt” at Walmart was not a real person

by univonc on Dec 24, 2009 1:32 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

JACOB’S!!!!!!!! YOU WADDLE THROUGH THE B GAP I’LL HIT YA HARDER THAN LAST YEAR!!!!!

by davy30 on Dec 24, 2009 1:37 PM EST reply actions  

Hitman at his best.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris Harris comes to the realization that the football season is almost over, so it’s time to begin training for American Idol.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ever wonder why Rudolph has a red nose? Santa threw a deep post, Chris Harris was on coverage. See Harris celebration above.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

After Chris Harris’ “Throw it in the Bag” Perfomance, Cowell says: “Let me throw a mathematical dilemma at you – there`s 500 left, well how come the odds of you winning are a million to one?” Harris Reaction above.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 PM EST reply actions  

If you can see Chris Harris, he can see you. If you can’t see Cris Harris you may be only seconds away from a concussion, a turnover, and a Harris Celebration as seen above.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

I need more COWBELL!!!

by Joscott on Dec 24, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

Caption 1

“Hey, who drank my Gatorade!!!”

by John Chilton on Dec 24, 2009 1:57 PM EST reply actions  

Caption 2

“Are you not entertained!!!”

by John Chilton on Dec 24, 2009 1:58 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

We did WHAT on 3rd and goal??

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 2:02 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris’ Reaction to his Madden Rating: 76

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 2:03 PM EST reply actions  

Same reaction I had when I looked it up.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Carolina Panthers strong safety (43) Chris Harris pumps up the crowd against the Chicago Bears on September 14, 2008 by shouting, “This is our House!!”

by kevinketchie43 on Dec 24, 2009 2:14 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

After being a Playmaker for the Carolina Panthers for several seasons, Chris Harris finally gets to go to the Pro Bowl, only to find out it is not being played in Hawaii this year.

by Defy on Dec 24, 2009 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

Carolina Panthers strong safety Chris Harris (43) lets the crowd know whose house this after beating the Chicago Bears at Bank of America Stadium on September 14, 2008 with a 20-17 win against his former team. Harris was a key component in the win with 4 tackles and a forced fumble.

by kevinketchie43 on Dec 24, 2009 2:24 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

I dominate at home. I dominate on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to dominate!

on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city

by southtunnel on Dec 24, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Chris Harris, shown here yawning, remains hopeful that he will one day face a worthy offense.

by Panthers_Fan on Dec 24, 2009 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

Caption (2)

Chris Harris, in this live public service announcement, demonstrates to the fans at Bank of America Stadium the effects of proper oral hygiene.

by Panthers_Fan on Dec 24, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

As a player stares at you in the background

“Chris forgot to take his crazy pills”

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:32 PM EST reply actions  

Caption
“My skully cap is on to tight, I can’t feel my head”

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION
My Game is the closest thing George Bush ever came to finding a weapon of mass destruction!

on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city

by southtunnel on Dec 24, 2009 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

caption

HIT MAN IN THE HOUSE!!!!

by oluna on Dec 24, 2009 2:36 PM EST reply actions  

Panthers safety Chris Harris

Yelling at ESPN NFL writers for giving the Panthers defense absolutely NO credit for shutting down team after team.

posted from a yellow submarine.

by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 2:37 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Caption
Chris Harris, upon realizing he left the oven on

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 2:39 PM EST reply actions  

Caption
When Panthers Attack!

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

Panthers safety Chris Harris let’s everyone know what he thinks about the Redskins’ trick plays

posted from a yellow submarine.

by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 2:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Caption
the Chris Harris story, from Panther to Vampire, on the next Hollywood story

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 2:42 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris yells at the guy who threw his underwear at him after his interception.

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 2:45 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

I ought to be a scientist. Because every hit I make, they rewrite law of gravity!

on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city

by southtunnel on Dec 24, 2009 2:46 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

MATT MOORE, MATT MOORE, MATT MOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Matt Wats on Dec 24, 2009 2:47 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris, No Ferris(Buehler), Never takin a play off!!!!!!!

by Matt Wats on Dec 24, 2009 2:48 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

43!!!!!! That’s all you need to know, 43!!!!!!!!!

by Matt Wats on Dec 24, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

“Man, who switched the lip balm and the Icy Hot ?!!”

by paydirt16 on Dec 24, 2009 2:54 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION

Chris Harris’ reaction after finding out that in fact, Santa Claus is NOT real…!!

by Matt Wats on Dec 24, 2009 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Harris: Hey, ya’ll think im good on the field, ya’ll should check out my bowling skillz!

by 52Hitman43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Chris Harris reaction after someone yells “F*ck Yo Couch!!!”

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 24, 2009 3:01 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Announcer: Dehomme, drops back….picked off.
Harris: OH FOR GODS SAKE! Can’t You Ever Give Us A Break!?

by 52Hitman43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:02 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION CONTEST

This IS SPAAARRRRTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Chris- I just wanted to say, my wife an I flew down to Green Bay in 07 and watched you play. I have an awesome picture of you, we were right on the 50 yardline 1st row, i yelled at you to get your attention— lol lol you gave me a go to hell look thinking I was a GB fan.. The pic is awesome)

Merry Christmas!!!

by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION:

Panthers Safety Chris Harris establishing the rules and regulations.
What’s he saying?
“43. 43.”

posted from a yellow submarine.

by Figgi4life on Dec 24, 2009 3:03 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Caption Contest;

Madden- I Told you My Rating Should Be Higher!!!!!

by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Chris Harris, Yelling At An Old Bully From His School In 5th Grade.

by 52Hitman43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Panthers Safety Chris “The Hitman” Harris, seen here rousing his teammates with a spirited rendition of “Who Let the Dogs Out…”

by John Chilton on Dec 24, 2009 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!!!!!

by blackpanther on Dec 24, 2009 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION CONTEST

“WHAT NOW CHICAGO- WHAT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:17 PM EST reply actions  

Pictured here: Chris Harris’ reaction to Charlie winning Willie Wonka’s last golden ticket.

by blackpanther on Dec 24, 2009 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION CONTEST

"I wanted my baby-back, baby-back, baby – back, Chili’s baby back ribs. "

by Holty_Panthers_Fan on Dec 24, 2009 3:21 PM EST reply actions  

Stella!

Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE

by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

CAPTION:

I am NOT Wesley Snipes……………………. My Hits for real…….

by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:30 PM EST reply actions  

Caption:

“And a very angry looking number 43 Chris “The Hit Man” Harris sings “Sweet Caroline” after winning the game"

by AkPantherFan on Dec 24, 2009 3:32 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Are they really doing the wave while we’re on offense?” -Harris

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions  

Reaction

“Don’t bring that hotdog down here without the mustard!!!”

by bigdog10 on Dec 24, 2009 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“It’s a bird, it’s a plane….nah, it’s just another ball with my name on it!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:52 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Anybody out there with DT experience?”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:54 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“She really wore that to a football game? You’d never see that in Chicago!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

Reaction

Chris Harris reaction to seeing 2 girls and 1 cup

“AHHHHHHHH, NOOOOO”

by bigdog10 on Dec 24, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

Above: Chris Harris gets fired up after finishing off his Bojangles Cajun Filet Biscuit combo on the sidelines.

by eddie704 on Dec 24, 2009 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Try that on Madden!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“The reality is, I’m leading my fantasy D one play at a time! Take that Carl’s Catinators!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

Caption for chris harris' photo

I’LL Take a order of Hooters hot wings and a Ice tea.

by B E on Dec 24, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Does that sign really say Kasey 4 Ever? It’s K-A-S-A-Y!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

Picture Caption

“Jairus who? Byrdman? Everyone knows the Hitman #43 Chris Harris is the best Safety in the league, now if you will excuse me i gotta pack for Hawaii”

by DomBomb on Dec 24, 2009 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Picture Caption

“OH COME ON!!!!!!!! of all the Bull Crap in the world that’s gotta be 96% of it right there”

by DomBomb on Dec 24, 2009 4:23 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Do they literally have wine and cheese? Can I get a little of both?”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 4:25 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“I don’t even have to say anything, you write your own caption!”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

Contest and California panther fan needs help!

Hey Chris, its BayAreaPanther I saw ur youtube vid so here is my caption I kinda stole but it fits perfect. “OOO MAMA……… There Goes that Baaad Man!” hahah its perfects so anyways chris if u read this I dont know if u remember that raider and panther game last year but pre game u were on the bike warming up and I yelled out chris to get chris gamble’s attention and then I look down and ur looking right at me and I was like ooo snap its the hitman lol one the best day’s of the my life cause I told u I watch u every sunday and I know ur gunna knock someone out! lol Show some love to a california panther fan cause I rep my panthers all day every day!

by BayAreaPanther on Dec 24, 2009 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

Hope you've seen the commercial. haha!

“Oh those boys are much too much! Those boys are much too much!”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 4:49 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

“Chris Harris wonders if showing ‘2 girls, 1 cup’ on the BoA scoreboard was the right move on gameday”

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 24, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Hahah good one..

And with that, the record for most people confined in a single area puking is officially broken..

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Caption:

F*ck Disneyland!! I’m Going to Hawii!

by pantherpride on Dec 24, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

Caption

And she was like O, O, O.

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris reacts after forcing yet another fumble.

by eddie704 on Dec 24, 2009 5:09 PM EST reply actions  

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Who Shrunk my underwear!!!!!

by Taskins55 on Dec 24, 2009 5:19 PM EST reply actions  

Great moment!!

**Peppers is taking down Favre and below it says:

Take a seat old man, I don’t play!

by Hot Like Sauce on Dec 24, 2009 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

Jake Delhomme is calling an audible at the line:

“Steve…. Go Deep!”

by Hot Like Sauce on Dec 24, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

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“My 4 4 make sure all your kids don’t grow!”

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions  

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And Chris screamed “If I get good-gamed one more time…”

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

Deangello and J-Stew doing their dance:

“That was easy”

by Hot Like Sauce on Dec 24, 2009 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

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Why can’t I be more like Darrelle Revis?

by freebird4181 on Dec 24, 2009 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

“How many time’s do I have to tell you Moose? its PE-CAN not PECAHN!”

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 5:36 PM EST reply actions  

.. as Chris does his best Schwarzenegger impression “GET TO THE CHOPPA!!”

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

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“What’s it gonna take to get you fat ladies singing?”

by Billiam43 on Dec 24, 2009 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

“Chris Harris’ reaction upon finding out Favre & Co painted his Lesabre purple, before remembering it was already purple. Later, the pick was payback for the giant Viking symbol that was placed on the hood. After the game, an ass-kicking commenced between Harris and the Vikings that resulted in many key Viking players being placed on injure reserve. While they tried to sue Mr. Harris for assault, the case was thrown out as the Judge was quoted saying ‘they just gotta know the rules and regulations, that’s 89. That’s all there is to it.’”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 24, 2009 6:12 PM EST reply actions  

“What do you mean John Mayer is still making music!?”

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 6:18 PM EST reply actions  

" I SAID I WANTED A LITER OF COLA"

by EyeSack on Dec 24, 2009 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Just a thought...

This probably isn’t the forum to bash Harris or any other member of the team.

Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE

by MichaelProcton on Dec 24, 2009 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Safety Chris Harris spots the Travelle Wharton imposter in the crowd.

by EricDQC on Dec 24, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris has to yell at the top of his lungs to make sure the receiver he just blasted into the upper deck with a vicious hit is alright.

by EricDQC on Dec 24, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Big Cat I need more money!!

by Schake on Dec 24, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

owwwwwwwwwwwww Chris Gamble stepped on my foot

by DSIZZLE on Dec 24, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Coach Fox said he’s gonna to let Jake start the whole next season man were going 0-16

by DSIZZLE on Dec 24, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

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“You really traded me for a 5th Rounder!!!!!”

by kbred on Dec 24, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

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“I see skies of blue…clouds of white……….and I think to myself…what a wonderful world…. Yeah, I’ve got singing skills too, son!”

by kbred on Dec 24, 2009 9:37 PM EST reply actions  

chris harris says "whaaat!"

Lil john says “nothing man nothing”

What have you done for me lately?

by Steve785 on Dec 24, 2009 9:47 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

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Chris Harris reacts as he’s named the new head coach of the dreadful Cleveland Browns!

by chillicothe20 on Dec 24, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

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“They wrote the movie (Hitman) when I came into the NFL…I am Agent 43!”

by kbred on Dec 24, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

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“SIR PURR, FOR THE LAST TIME — LEAVE THE CHEERLEADERS ALONE !!!”

by patosan on Dec 24, 2009 11:49 PM EST reply actions  

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 Carolina Panthers safety Chris Harris shows that he can out-roar Sir Purr.

by panthers711 on Dec 25, 2009 12:19 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris just made Adrian Peterson fumble…no not by a hard hit, he just screamed!

by panthers711 on Dec 25, 2009 12:22 AM EST reply actions  

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WHO GOT MY CLEATS DIRTY?? NOW I GOTTA BUY NEW ONES FOR A CONTEST AND FOR A GAME!

by panthers711 on Dec 25, 2009 12:23 AM EST reply actions  

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Charles Godfrey stole my hit!

by panthers711 on Dec 25, 2009 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

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Hey you! Throw the popcorn, I’ll catch it in my mouth I swear!

by nytrogen on Dec 25, 2009 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris shows his frustration after the Vikings stopped running the ball his way

by panthers711 on Dec 25, 2009 12:30 AM EST reply actions  

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Foxy informs Chris that his CSR posting privileges have been revoked and given to Matt Moore since “Matt is the most popular person in the United States of America, excluding Minnesota.” Chris does not take the news well…

by patosan on Dec 25, 2009 12:34 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

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Chris Harris as the delivery man runs out of the tunnel. “Where the heck were you?!?! I ordered that pizza half an hour ago!!!” As the flustered delivery boy runs up to the Panthers safety, Harris takes the box and opens it. Part 2, “I ordered anchovies, not sardines!!!! THERE’S A DIFFERENCE!” Harris then proceeded to inform the delivery boy of the REAL rules and regulations of the game, #43.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:37 AM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris serenades opposing QB’s: “1, 2, Hitman’s comin’ for you – 3, 4, better hit the floor – 5, 6, here’s the blitz – 7, 8, I can’t wait – 9, 10, you’re on the ground again.”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 25, 2009 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

Harris after Smith's postgame interview

“Dude, it’s 43, not 89!”

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:39 AM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris after blowing in his trumpet

“Captain, I told you to clean the spit valve when you were done!”

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:41 AM EST reply actions  

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Let me see your war face … AHHHHHHHHH … now THAT’S a war face!

by BW Smith on Dec 25, 2009 12:52 AM EST reply actions  

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WE ARE MARSHALL……er, I mean Louisiana Monroe!!

muses later to himself that L Monroe doesn’t have the same ring

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 12:59 AM EST reply actions  

CAPTION:

For the last time Beason, I’m going to dress up as Batman, and you’re going to dress up as Robin.

by BW Smith on Dec 25, 2009 1:04 AM EST reply actions  

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“Ooooooooooooooh… I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas!
Only a hippopotamus will do!
No crocodiles, or rhinocerousas’s,
I only like hippopotamuses.
And hippopotamuses like me tooooo!”

by stumpy87 on Dec 25, 2009 1:10 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris warms up with the team pregame.

“Jake! I’m open!”

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 25, 2009 1:14 AM EST reply actions  

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“It’s peanut butter-jelly time!”

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 25, 2009 3:09 AM EST reply actions  

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“Travelle impersonated me in the club!!!”

by kbred on Dec 25, 2009 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

Harris is saying:

 Hey Lil’ Man! Lil’ Man in that Cowboys jersey!

Do you see Tony friggn’ Romo around here?!?!

You better get that Romo jersey outta here! Go on! GET it outta here!!

It’s 43 kid! Don’t come back til you got one dat says 43! Ya’ HEARD?!?

by dudemanhey on Dec 25, 2009 10:48 AM EST reply actions  

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“I gave up music for this!…Thank goodness!”

by kbred on Dec 25, 2009 10:57 AM EST reply actions  

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The BOSS…ya heard!!!

P.S. don’t tell my girlfriend

by jay23 on Dec 25, 2009 12:38 PM EST reply actions  

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Dayyyyyyyyyyyyummmmmmmmmmmm Ms Parker finer then a MothaF**ka…I’ll knock the dust of that BEEEPPPPP!!!!!

Smokeys quote from the movie Friday!!

by jay23 on Dec 25, 2009 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

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damn it… i sharted again!!!!!

by dbak2005 on Dec 25, 2009 1:46 PM EST reply actions  

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Keydrick! If you fart (crop dust) over here one more time im gonna get Rhys to come over here and kick your ass

by G-Money3 on Dec 25, 2009 1:52 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris is saying:

“Yo! Where da white women at?!!?! Where da white women at?!!?!”

by Idontknow on Dec 25, 2009 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris “O”-face

Die hard Carolina Panther Fan, repren' black and blue from southern Cali

by pantherfan95323 on Dec 25, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

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“I’m the Juggernaut bbiiittcchhh!”

by BubbaLove on Dec 25, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

So any winners picked yet???

When will you pick a winner Chris?

Thanks!
Joe

by AkPantherFan on Dec 26, 2009 2:04 AM EST reply actions  

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WADATA!!!!!!
-pootie tang

by dbak2005 on Dec 26, 2009 2:13 AM EST reply actions  

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WHO ATE MY BIG PRETZEL!!!!!!! team points at Maake sitting in his lawn chare and grinning smugly

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 5:00 AM EST reply actions  

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The Panther roars before hunting down his prey.

by Twist Of Cain on Dec 26, 2009 5:44 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris yells for the Gatorade boy.

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 6:02 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris reacts after one too many breakfast burritos.

by eddie704 on Dec 26, 2009 8:57 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris when he finds out whats for dinner.

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 26, 2009 9:04 AM EST reply actions  

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I AM the BADDEST MOFO ALIVE! If you don’t believe it, just LEMME HIT YA!

by PlowMaster on Dec 26, 2009 10:33 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris challenging all sportswriters and radio personalities to come down on the field and see how the Panthers defense, that has caused a bazillion turnovers in the last six games, is falling apart and weak.

by PlowMaster on Dec 26, 2009 10:36 AM EST reply actions  

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This stunning picture shows the glee mixed with pain as Chris Harris finally dislodges his cleat out of an opponents arse.

by PlowMaster on Dec 26, 2009 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

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“I just wanna break the bones of the weak…….and then eat some doughnuts.”

by PlowMaster on Dec 26, 2009 11:05 AM EST reply actions  

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“Shut up, Kanye!!! Taylor is 10 times better than Beyonce!!!”

by BSKincaid on Dec 26, 2009 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

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“Hey Brett!!!! Try and throw it over my head again!!! By the way, will you sign my ball!!!”

by BSKincaid on Dec 26, 2009 12:21 PM EST reply actions  

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“Heck no!!!! I will NOT be on the cover of Madden 2011!!! Did you see what it did to Polamalu this year?!?!?! The curse is real!!!!”

by BSKincaid on Dec 26, 2009 12:26 PM EST reply actions  

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“Thundercats, HOOOO OOOOO!!!!”

by BSKincaid on Dec 26, 2009 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

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“What do you mean I can’t play Sweet Caroline, on my trumpet, at the end of the game?!?!?!? Beason played his cazoo last week…A FREAKING CAZOO!!!”

by BSKincaid on Dec 26, 2009 12:32 PM EST reply actions  

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ESPN: Ya’ll ready for 2010?

by carolinabrave89 on Dec 26, 2009 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

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an electrified Chris Harris is growling up the Carolina crowd.

by carolinabrave89 on Dec 26, 2009 12:54 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris seen yelling towards the cameras: “And don’t forget, Cat Scratch Reader, this valentines day you can get a chance to win the jock strap I’m wearing!”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 26, 2009 2:23 PM EST reply actions  

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I will be the one establishing the rules and regulations Smitty!!!!!!!!!!!

by BigNick2700 on Dec 26, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm.... Let's dig into the Muppet lore for this one.

Statler: I wonder what he’s yelling about?

Waldorf: Probably because he saw something ugly.

Statler: Oh? What’s that?

Waldorf: You!

Both hecklers laugh

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

by Revshawn on Dec 26, 2009 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

And so, Jon Beason grabs Hollis Thomas by the shoulder.

“Hollis….do you hear that? That is the sound of Ultimate Suffering.”

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

by Revshawn on Dec 26, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

PS

Here I tried to photoshop an image of Chris Harris blowing the head off a troll by a laser beam flying out of his mouth, but I couldn’t ‘rescue’ a new version of it from the flying monkey battle station.

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

by Revshawn on Dec 26, 2009 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

There ya go, Rev. Limited the blood shed, so I think it’s safe for CSR :).

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 26, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Good god.

That is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen. Awesome job.

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

by Revshawn on Dec 27, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris... I would like this exhange to be strongly considered.

Perhaps a cleat each for Revshawn’s concept and D-Ranged1’s photoshop skill.

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 28, 2009 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

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Ooooh these jock straps are a lot tighter than they used to be!

by Twist Of Cain on Dec 26, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

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WEDGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 27, 2009 3:23 AM EST reply actions  

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Is that all you got, come and get you some!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go Panthers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by panther4life on Dec 27, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

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I am now known as, Chris ‘the Critic’ Harris, because I am picking you guys apart!

by kbred on Dec 27, 2009 11:07 AM EST reply actions  

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I am Chris ‘the Publisher’ Harris, because I am reading you like a book!

by kbred on Dec 27, 2009 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

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I am Chris ‘the Needle’ Harris, because I am sticking these fools!

by kbred on Dec 27, 2009 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

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Ready or Not Here I come to knock your head OFF !!!

by Taskins55 on Dec 27, 2009 4:37 PM EST reply actions  

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You ate my enchilada!!!!!!

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 27, 2009 4:41 PM EST reply actions  

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THIS IS CAROLINA!!! (sparta)

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:04 AM EST reply actions  

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Why the hell does Julius get 16 mill?!?!?!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:06 AM EST reply actions  

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Hell nawww! ITS 43, BOTTOM LINE!!!! FORGET 89!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:08 AM EST reply actions  

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“HEY Ma’ake! You’re not the only one who has to use that porta-potty!!!”

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 28, 2009 3:15 AM EST reply actions  

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How come I aint on the cover of Madden?!?! Troy Polamalu aint got nothing on me!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:16 AM EST reply actions  

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I only got a 76 overall Madden rating! Awww Hell naw. Can I at leat get a 85!!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:18 AM EST reply actions  

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Smash and Dash? No, its Smash and INT all day for 43!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:21 AM EST reply actions  

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Come on Jake, I’m the one thats suppose to have int’s!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:23 AM EST reply actions  

CALL ME A CAROLINA PUSSY CAT TO MY FACE!!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:26 AM EST reply actions  

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I’m like Michael Jackson before he went crazy!!! I’LL BE THERE!!! where ever he throws it!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:28 AM EST reply actions  

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HEYYY Tiger!!! What are you giving that fine girl money for???

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:35 AM EST reply actions  

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HEYYY Tiger!!! Get off that girl!!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:35 AM EST reply actions  

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Cris, you have been traded to Oakland. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:37 AM EST reply actions  

Hey Smitty, ima let you finish, but Moose had one of the best videos of ALL TIME!!! ALL TIME!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:42 AM EST reply actions  

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WHO SAID DAWKINS IS BETTER!!!! YOU CRAZY!!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 3:45 AM EST reply actions  

“Hitman chapter 1, verse 43 says I just tagged that ass!”

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 28, 2009 4:19 AM EST reply actions  

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Jake, throw it to our team!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 8:12 AM EST reply actions  

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Hey Tiger!!! GET AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND!!!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 8:13 AM EST reply actions  

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HEY JAKE, CAN I BE IN A BOJANGLES COMMERCIAL?!?!

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 8:16 AM EST reply actions  

“Another INT? That’s what they pay me for. I try to be a playmaker out there; that’s what they brought me here for.”

Remember this quote?

Overheard in press box, from local reporter: 'If this Moore kid was any good, they'd be up 31-0 right now.'
--Darin Gantt, on CAR@NE

by MichaelProcton on Dec 28, 2009 11:02 AM EST reply actions  

DYSLEXIA??
My daughter just told me her favorite player was #34……???…..

by tarheelfan on Dec 28, 2009 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

“Hey Matt, see if you can throw a corndog in here”

by Tater596 on Dec 28, 2009 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

“It was at that moment, the management of Bank of America stadium regretted holding that on-field rusty nail expo.”

by Tater596 on Dec 28, 2009 11:48 AM EST reply actions  

Ron Meeks: “Hey Chris, we just got word from upstairs that you don’t get credit for that INT because the Vikings came out flat.”

Chris Harris: “WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?”

by Tater596 on Dec 28, 2009 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

That one I like.

C’mon Chris — close this thing out. It’s time.

by bigdavis on Dec 28, 2009 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

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GAAAAHHHHH! Did you see how smitty’s arm did the wave?!?! That things going to be giving me nightmares!

by the raynman on Dec 28, 2009 2:29 PM EST reply actions  

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Warhawks?! Warhawks!?!? Whaaaa?

by adamwanderer on Dec 28, 2009 2:41 PM EST reply actions  

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HELL YEA ….AN UNCAPPED YEAR….

by HANKER98 on Dec 28, 2009 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

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Chris Harris responds to the new NFL sanctioned thong.

by univonc on Dec 28, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN’T FINISH FIRST IN THE PRO BOWL FAN VOTING?! SOMEONE’S GONNA PAY FOR THIS MADNESS!

by RV21 on Dec 28, 2009 6:06 PM EST reply actions  

SO WHAT IF STEVE SMITH BROKE HIS ARM MAKING THAT CATCH? I’VE HIT A GUY SO HARD I BROKE MY OWN SHOULDER! YOU DON’T WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GUY. HIS FACE LOOKED LIKE THIS FOR A MONTH AFTERWORDS.

by RV21 on Dec 28, 2009 6:09 PM EST reply actions  

THEY BENCHED PEYTON MANING HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME?!?!?! HE WAS MY FANTASY QB!!!!!

by RV21 on Dec 28, 2009 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

WERE’S MY JUICE BOX!!!!!!!!!!

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

OMG Its GODZILLA!!!!!!!!

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:25 PM EST reply actions  

I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! I didn’t mean to Pick you Mr.Farve.

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:27 PM EST reply actions  

CH:WHO WANTS IT NEXT!!!

Matt Moore: Eli Manning

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:30 PM EST reply actions  

Yes Mom I changed my Underwear.

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

CH: Who Wants Free Signed Gear By me!!!

Aabed Wardak: ME!!!!!

by Aabed W on Dec 28, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

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DANG STEVE!!! GO EASY ON MR LUCAS

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 28, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

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Calm down Chris. I was joking when I said we resigned David Carr

by CDS on Dec 28, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

OOOOWWWWWWWW

I stubbed my toe!!!!!!!!!

posted from a yellow submarine.

by Figgi4life on Dec 28, 2009 9:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

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Where’s my helmet???

by BebopBlue on Dec 29, 2009 3:28 AM EST reply actions  

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Don’t come my way, because 43 is not your lucky number.

by BebopBlue on Dec 29, 2009 3:33 AM EST reply actions  

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WERE’S THE PHONE BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT DOMINOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of South Africa's only Carolina Panthers and fans.

by chinchillas sword on Dec 29, 2009 5:37 AM EST reply actions  

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What the hell, Favre? You toss me an interception and are going to charge me to autograph it? I’m coming for you now.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 29, 2009 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

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Chris upon realizing he too had been scammed by the Travelle Wharton imposter.

by ELAV8 on Dec 29, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks to all who participated!

Chris has now closed the contest will be announcing winners throughout the week. Keep checking the front page of CSR to see if you’re a winner.

Welcome to everyone who created an account to take part. We hope that you will stay on board and talk Carolina Panthers’ football with us and Chris Harris each and every week!

Cat Scratch Reader's resident optimist.

by James Dator on Dec 29, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions  

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Playoffs? You wont to talk about playoffs?

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 30, 2009 12:51 AM EST reply actions  

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Practice? You wanna talk about practice? Not the game. We talking about practice?

by Panthers43:34 on Dec 30, 2009 12:52 AM EST reply actions  

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Stop asking me for tickets Bryan Lange!!!!!!

by jbrok83 on Dec 30, 2009 3:07 PM EST reply actions  

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The Hitman did not respond well when informed John Fox was considering rotating safeties in and out…

by MB1234 on Dec 30, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

Chris Harris just found out he was a victim of identitiy theft from “Mike from Monroe”…

by MB1234 on Dec 30, 2009 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Some Kids Get Upset When There Are No More Kids to Play With, the Hitman Gets Upset When There Are No More People to Knock- Out…

by MB1234 on Dec 30, 2009 3:20 PM EST reply actions  

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“I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds. Hear me ROAR!”

by HTSwindell on Dec 30, 2009 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

I WILL LITERALLY EAT YOU.

by PhillyB on Dec 30, 2009 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

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I just pooped my pants!

on behalf of tha dirty south: soul food, carolina blue, southern hospitality, and tha queen city

by southtunnel on Dec 30, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions  

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