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Hoodies and Scissors by Jack Handy

Get the man and orange vest and a bucket and he would complete the look. Probably got the "Air Olden Polynice's" on.

You can coach, but man, Hoody, your whole style is chump.  Any man that won't look you in the eye and shake your hand after a ball game is a child...to keep it clean enough for CSR.  I need to shower after watching a Belichek press conference.  Any man that has a hand in molding a one Eric Mangini cannot be trusted.  This is not about SB XXXVIII.  You are just not a very likable person as I have seen you...as an NFL fan.  What you show us, what we have been allowed to see, is a very poor representation of you as a man to a man.  And for crying out loud...At least have your clothes hemmed, you look like an absolute slob.

Man up and shake hands, play nice, no cameras, or its time out for you young man.

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That to complete the look he would need a cardboard sign. Any ideas as to what it would say?

by ERL on Dec 11, 2009 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

You got a link to the interview/picture you are referring too?

It might help with the sign

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by Jaxon on Dec 11, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

And CSR faithful...

Don’t be chicken poo, its OK talk smack once in a while.

by ERL on Dec 11, 2009 1:04 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, some of Darth Hoodius' Hoodies have sleeves

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

perfect!

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by Jaxon on Dec 11, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that's how he makes roster cuts.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Some aren't even Hoodies

That’s his wife.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:51 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously?

Whoa…she has nice…sleeves

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by Jaxon on Dec 11, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice sleeves indeed.

Helpful reminder for James at seasons end: 2nd Rnd CSR Fan Draft Pick.

by D-Ranged1 on Dec 11, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

That's not his wife

it’s his girlfriend.

Keep the faith!

by Marima on Dec 12, 2009 1:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That's like the old punchline

That’s no lady, that’s my wife.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 12, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Once, he didn't even wear hoodies

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe there's a reason he sucked with the Browns........

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

by Flowing Willow on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Yep, needed a hoodie.

It’s before he turned to the dark side of the force.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 12, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions  

But this is probably the one you're talking about.

The blood soaked Hoodie.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

What can I say? The guy is just a fashion plate.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.

by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

So he even frowns when he's a spectator?

What does it take for the guy to bust a laugh?

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by Jaxon on Dec 11, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm....

A crying child?

Watching a cat take a bath?

Someone sneezing?

"Once again the trousers of evil are yanked down by the mocking hands of justice!"-Revshawn

by Revshawn on Dec 14, 2009 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

what an evil looking man, I’m thinking they forgot to program smiling into his OS

by EyeSack on Dec 11, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions  

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