Hoodies and Scissors by Jack Handy
Get the man and orange vest and a bucket and he would complete the look. Probably got the "Air Olden Polynice's" on.
You can coach, but man, Hoody, your whole style is chump. Any man that won't look you in the eye and shake your hand after a ball game is a child...to keep it clean enough for CSR. I need to shower after watching a Belichek press conference. Any man that has a hand in molding a one Eric Mangini cannot be trusted. This is not about SB XXXVIII. You are just not a very likable person as I have seen you...as an NFL fan. What you show us, what we have been allowed to see, is a very poor representation of you as a man to a man. And for crying out loud...At least have your clothes hemmed, you look like an absolute slob.
Man up and shake hands, play nice, no cameras, or its time out for you young man.
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I forgot
That to complete the look he would need a cardboard sign. Any ideas as to what it would say?
You got a link to the interview/picture you are referring too?
It might help with the sign
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Hey, some of Darth Hoodius' Hoodies have sleeves

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The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:45 PM EST reply actions
Yeah, that's how he makes roster cuts.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Some aren't even Hoodies
That’s his wife.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:51 PM EST reply actions
That's like the old punchline
That’s no lady, that’s my wife.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 12, 2009 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
Once, he didn't even wear hoodies

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions
Maybe there's a reason he sucked with the Browns........
The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
by Flowing Willow on Dec 12, 2009 5:45 AM EST up reply actions
Yep, needed a hoodie.
It’s before he turned to the dark side of the force.
My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 12, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions
But this is probably the one you're talking about.
The blood soaked Hoodie.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:53 PM EST reply actions
What can I say? The guy is just a fashion plate.

My life has been a trivial pursuit. Trivia: where three roads meet.
The more you know, the more you know that you don't know.
by SlotMachinePlayer on Dec 11, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions
So he even frowns when he's a spectator?
What does it take for the guy to bust a laugh?
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