So here is the setup... my place of employment can be a very stuffy place. I am by far the youngest person working here, amongst a bunch of people about twice my age. However my boss, even though much older, is a very cool guy and enjoys Panther football. This morning, someone brought in a case of Bojangles biscuits open for office consumption. Here is the ad-lib conversation between us.
My Boss: Hey Erik, did you see that someone brought in biscuits for everyone this morning?
Me: No, I didn't that's awesome tho.
My Boss: No one ever does this, I wonder who did it and what the occasion is?
Me: *shrug* Maybe Jake Delhomme paid us a visit.
My Boss: No. if that were the case... we would only eat half the biscuits, and the rest would be on the floor or our competitors would be eating them.